Well you lot of nutters can you help out a confused Mr Tweeky : Earlier today had one of those led in bed looking at the ceiling coversations with Mrs Tweeky. After having just been to the Bristol munch we discussed "flirting" which of course was a part of the munch evening I told Mrs Tweeky that she was a real flirt :) on the evening and we discussed some of the goings on that happened, snogging, touchy feely :) etc and how this came about. I then contemplated who I had flirted with and came to the conclusion that I didnt flirt with anyone, or not that I am aware that I did. Not to say I didnt fancy anyone cus I did I just didnt flirt I did interact with others at the munch but the interaction was always initiated by another party, I still enjoyed it though :) SO I have had a little thinking time and I spent a little while reviewing in my mind not just the munch but also my life (total thinking time 1m 33s) and came to the conclusion that I am not a natural flirt :( I had never contemplated this before so this was a bit of a revalation from me to me. I recognised these three key points. 1: I do not flirt 2: I do not realise when people flirt with me 3: I am obviously a flirt numpty So is this an art that can be learnt/taught or is it a totaly natural ability? Were you at the Bristol munch? did Mr Tweeky flirt with you thus proving himself wrong? Or is Mr Tweeky doomed to a life of a non flirtatious man :?: Ok sure you can all see the intended funny side of this but my question is a genuine one, so fire away Mr Tweeky
Quote by tweeky Ok sure you can all see the intended funny side of this but my question is a genuine one, so fire away Mr Tweeky
There are many things about first time munchers that make me smile warmly and sometimes laugh out loud. (in a good way) On this topic, I've been fortunate enough to see loads of people change over a number of munches. From the rabbit caught in headlights, quiet unassuming, sat in the corner all the way across to becoming semi-nekkid barrel dancers. I'm not suggesting you are any of those Mr Tweaky - I wasn't there :cry:
So is this an art that can be learnt/taught or is it a totally natural ability?
Yes. I think initially, it's easier to return/join a flirt, but over time it becomes second nature to some. Particularly in a munch/social environment. For me personally, one of my "life problems" is that I react to people with similar emotion/attitude to that presented to me. And remember, you don't have to be stood with someone to flirt - it can start long before you're close enough to speak
Well I was there and ya didn't flirt with me, but then I wouldn't have known cos I think I'm a bigger flirt numpty than you. I have no clue how to do it and absolutely no clue when someone's doing it to me, unless they come out with those imortal words "suck on this, luv", (which no-one did by the way) H.x
Tweeky... Don't worry about it mate... you did a lot better at your first munch than I did... I am very bad at picking signals up I try to flirt but not sure if I am always succesful.. And as for your flirting ability... well lets just say someone there did really like you so you can't have been doing too badly..... H-x sorry didn't have the courage to come to speak to you... will sort that out at the next munch we are both at... and I will drag my sexier half and the tweekys over as well....
Quote by tweeky 1: I do not flirt 2: I do not realise when people flirt with me 3: I am obviously a flirt numpty
1: You don't have to, as long as you feel comfortable then that is all that matters. Making any attempt to flirt that isn't natural will seem a little odd. Don't worry though, for most I do think flirting does come with time. 2: Neither do I half the time but you do get better at picking up the signals 3: Many of us are but it does get easier :rascal:
I'm another complete flirt numpty, a friend bought me a book called 'Superflirt' so I could learn flirting techniques and how to recognise signals ........ but I ended up even more confused
""The Art Of Flirting"" An aid to flirting can be seen in some of the signature blocks on SH these days. Dont read the post = read the siggy and look between the lines. Phredd
Legend has it that I flirted with the midwife that delivered me! I fully believe that flirting is actually easier for girls than guys....we have more "tools" to use. Its the subtle things that make a good flirt- the flicking of the hair, the crossing/ uncrossing of the legs, looking up at someone and holding the gaze for just a second too long- and of course that sultry "im yours" smile..... Guys can flirt extremely well, but need to call on different resources. Make a girl laugh! Its the sexiest thing a guy can do. Be interested in what she says...... and if you get the "im yours" smile, tell her what a beautiful smile she has! Master classes in flirting are available..... I flirt without even knowing it, which can cause problems...... I now have my martial arts instructor flirting with me in class! Annoying really coz on the floor i'd rather just be "one of the lads". Oh well! Flirt- its fun!
Quote by Medic_1 ""The Art Of Flirting"" An aid to flirting can be seen in some of the signature blocks on SH these days. Dont read the post = read the siggy and look between the lines. Phredd
Like I said, numpty. (can't find downward arrow to enphasise lack of sig) H.x
It's a well known fact that there are some things men just CAN'T do ! Working the washing machine, tuning a new video/dvd player and flirting to name just a few. I'll admit to being one of the world's biggest flirts but only with people I feel comfortable with taking it further. It's fun, sexy and can such a turn on when men do it right so here's a couple of tips for you to try. :thumbup: As winchwench so rightly said, make her laugh! Not so much rip roaring Eddie Izzard impressions but a few amusing anecdotes will warm her to you. Touch is a huge turn on though stop well before it turns into a grope ! If you're in a crowd and want her attention, a light touch on the arm or middle of her back is good. NEVER grab her ass!!! This will just result in you drinking soup through a straw for 2 weeks while the dentist sorts out your new teeth! Hold eye contact when you talk, lean forward to hear what she's saying and listen to every word she says. Make her feel like she's the only one in the room. When you're in a crowd, stand close enough for her to feel your body heat without invading her space. Tell her when she looks/ smells nice. Girls love to hear that the 3 hours spent getting ready has been worthwhile! When you get the signal to move in for the first kiss, don't go straight for her mouth! Kiss her cheek close to her ear so she can feel your breath on her neck. Guaranteed to make her go weak at the knees ! Just before you kiss her mouth, look into her eyes and lightly brush her cheek with your hand. Now guys..........get practicing ! :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren When you get the signal to move in for the first kiss, don't go straight for her mouth! Kiss her cheek close to her ear so she can feel your breath on her neck. Guaranteed to make her go weak at the knees ! Just before you kiss her mouth, look into her eyes and lightly brush her cheek with your hand. Now guys..........get practicing ! :giggle:
:inlove: :inlove: ohhhhh the killer cheek-stroke / windows to soul thing i'm going for a lie down : :
When you get the signal to move in for the first kiss, don't go straight for her mouth! Kiss her cheek close to her ear so she can feel your breath on her neck. Guaranteed to make her go weak at the knees ! Just before you kiss her mouth, look into her eyes and lightly brush her cheek with your hand. Now guys..........get practicing ! :giggle:
:inlove: :inlove: ohhhhh the killer cheek-stroke / windows to soul thing i'm going for a lie down : : see? it DOES work ! :giggle:
:lol: oh oh and while we're at it.... the killer cheek stroke that then traces a finger down to your chin and lifts your head up to his mouth.... and thats when you do the 'one second to long gaze' thing....... :inlove: oh ffs Dark shut up :gagged: , pink fluffy codswallop
Quote by Darkfire :lol: oh oh and while we're at it.... the killer cheek stroke that then traces a finger down to your chin and lifts your head up to his mouth.... and thats when you do the 'one second to long gaze' thing....... :inlove: oh ffs Dark shut up :gagged: , pink fluffy codswallop
codswallop? No way ! That's dead sexy that is..................I'm getting all moist just thinking about it :shock:
Quote by tweeky 1: I do not flirt Yes you do even if you don't realise it 2: I do not realise when people flirt with me OK that might be kinda true 3: I am obviously a flirt numpty Nope... I disagree you're not Mr Tweeky
ok ok I've popped a pill and am back to normal..... swiftly moving on from the killer cheek stroke and chin lift then, :lol: , the other good one is once you've done the first kiss bit and your knees are weak, you've gone all tingly because your skin is begging to be touched.... and she/ she does the 'push you backwards-spin-you-round-to-face-the-other-way-and-slam-you-against-the-wall-in-one-fluid-movement- thing..... and then presses hard against your ass and back while breathing gentle onto your neck..... off for another lie down (insert here)
.....making the hairs on the back of your neck bristle and your pussy ache in anticipation of what's coming next. And then does the 'part your legs a little more for me Princess thing with his/her knee, forcing your legs apart -while pressing-up-against-you and raising-your-arms-up-high-to-lean-on-the-wall-and then trailinghis/her fingers-all-the-way-back-down-agian-leaving-goosebumps-as-he-moves' type thing?....and his body is so close against you you can feel the rise and fall of his chest on your back as he breathes ?? ...
Quote by Darkfire .....making the hairs on the back of your neck bristle and your pussy ache in anticipation of what's coming next. And then does the 'part your legs a little more for me Princess thing with his/her knee, forcing your legs apart -while pressing-up-against-you and raising-your-arms-up-high-to-lean-on-the-wall-and then trailinghis/her fingers-all-the-way-back-down-agian-leaving-goosebumps-as-he-moves' type thing?....and his body is so close against you you can feel the rise and fall of his chest on your back as he breathes ?? ...
I think Darkfire has skipped about 40 pages in the Men's Guide To Flirting and skipped straight to the last chapter ! :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren .....making the hairs on the back of your neck bristle and your pussy ache in anticipation of what's coming next. And then does the 'part your legs a little more for me Princess thing with his/her knee, forcing your legs apart -while pressing-up-against-you and raising-your-arms-up-high-to-lean-on-the-wall-and then trailinghis/her fingers-all-the-way-back-down-agian-leaving-goosebumps-as-he-moves' type thing?....and his body is so close against you you can feel the rise and fall of his chest on your back as he breathes ?? ...
I think Darkfire has skipped about 40 pages in the Men's Guide To Flirting and skipped straight to the last chapter ! :shock: I think you'll find I wrote that book and thats the first chapter :shock: Why did I miss something out :lol2: For the record I'm shite at flirting ops: :oops:
I can remember asking a lady about a gel pen she lent me. I was told I was flirting. I never noticed. Was I flirting? I do not know. Someone thinks I was!
Sassy sends sheddy a copy of the book and waits for the practice. Wanna book the theory test now or go straight to the practical?? :twisted: I'll have a quick peek through the illustrations (purely for research mind) and get back to you :twisted:
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I told Mrs Tweeky that she was a real flirt :) on the evening and we discussed some of the goings on that happened, snogging, touchy feely :) etc and how this came about. I then contemplated who I had flirted with and came to the conclusion that I didnt flirt with anyone, or not that I am aware that I did. Not to say I didnt fancy anyone 
cus I did I just didnt flirt 
I did interact with others at the munch but the interaction was always initiated by another party, I still enjoyed it though :)
and came to the conclusion that I am not a natural flirt :( I had never contemplated this before so this was a bit of a revalation from me to me. I recognised these three key points.
Annoying really coz on the floor i'd rather just be "one of the lads". Oh well!
off for another lie down (insert here)
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