The Bitchin' Thread

3 Jun 2005

MOMF came up with a good idea here...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/45722/140.html
So.... here it is....
The Bitchin' Thread....
Fire away all you bitches out there.....
The winner gets awarded with this:

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

3 Jun 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
woo......our very own bitchin thread ! .............thank you blue !
who's first ? .........come on dont be shy......enough bollox goes on the forum......air your bollox here ?

Hey is this where i can call call you a
Dirty Old Man
and you get your knickers all in a twist, stamp your feet , shout nast names and then run off and tell all your little friends?
Or are you going to act like an adult and agree with me?

3 Jun 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
woo......our very own bitchin thread ! .............thank you blue !
who's first ? .........come on dont be shy......enough bollox goes on the forum......air your bollox here ?

doesent it get cold when your airing your bollox lol

3 Jun 2005

Right where's me bitch :shock:

3 Jun 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
woo......our very own bitchin thread ! .............thank you blue !
who's first ? .........come on dont be shy......enough bollox goes on the forum......air your bollox here ?

Hey is this where i can call call you a
Dirty Old Man
and you get your knickers all in a twist, stamp your feet , shout nast names and then run off and tell all your little friends?
Or are you going to act like an adult and agree with me?
dirty yes........old no......get ya facts right ! .....I cant even agree with myself.....why should I you ?
You shouldnt agree with me, cant stand men who insist on agreeing all the time, if i wanted a lap dog id get a poddle. Would much rather have someone who can induldge in intelligent banter. Do you know anyone who would fit the bill?

3 Jun 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
at least people can read a thread without ......fuck you ! and bollox to you ! and keep your wig on and such like ?
?

Now that i agree with, tbh i dont know why people have to resort to that sort of language

3 Jun 2005

Bollox
:twisted:

3 Jun 2005

blue i love you. your a genius. why i didnt think of this?. lets hope the ones that like to plant seeds and mix it up will be stuck in here FOREVER ! where they can interpret and twist things to their hearts content
blue will you marry me worship

have fun fucker's flipa

3 Jun 2005

Quote by MrFC
Right where's .... (THE) .... bitch :shock:

I'm Back!
Bring it on :twisted:

3 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Right where's .... (THE) .... bitch :shock:

I'm Back!
Bring it on :twisted:
Youve missed all the fun!!! Should have been here a couple of hours ago

3 Jun 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Right where's .... (THE) .... bitch :shock:

I'm Back!
Bring it on :twisted:
Youve missed all the fun!!! Should have been here a couple of hours ago
Some of us have a life!

3 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady

Youve missed all the fun!!! Should have been here a couple of hours ago

Some of us have a life!
passionkiss

Pololady, have I told you lately that I love you?
oops wrong emotion for a bitching thread ........ rolleyes

:twisted:

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista
Pololady, have I told you lately that I love you?
oops wrong emotion for a bitching thread ........ :twisted:

Never mind - you can show me how much some other time :twisted:

3 Jun 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
Bollox
:twisted:

you sayin bollox to me ? ..........get back in ya garden ....... biggrin

Can't its full of me feckin neighbours jumpin off me feckin ROCKERY mad

:x :x :x :x
:D

3 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Right where's .... (THE) .... bitch :shock:

I'm Back!
Bring it on :twisted:
Youve missed all the fun!!! Should have been here a couple of hours ago
Some of us have a life!
As this is the bitching thread I'm just gonna add..... :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wipe-out!!!!

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Bollox
:twisted:

you sayin bollox to me ? ..........get back in ya garden ....... biggrin

Can't its full of me feckin neighbours jumpin off me feckin ROCKERY mad

:x :x :x :x
:D
then through the freckin ROCKERY at the freckin neighbours lol

3 Jun 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
Bollox
:twisted:

you sayin bollox to me ? ..........get back in ya garden ....... biggrin

Can't its full of me feckin neighbours jumpin off me feckin ROCKERY mad

:x :x :x :x
:D
then through the freckin ROCKERY at the freckin neighbours lol

wanna come round and help me throw some stones :twisted:

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Bollox
:twisted:

you sayin bollox to me ? ..........get back in ya garden ....... biggrin

Can't its full of me feckin neighbours jumpin off me feckin ROCKERY mad

:x :x :x :x
:D
then through the freckin ROCKERY at the freckin neighbours lol

wanna come round and help me throw some stones :twisted:
ok im on my way :D

3 Jun 2005

Right!
I'm the daddy on here OK?????

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Right!
I'm the daddy on here OK?????

No...you is a pussy! wink

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Right!
I'm the daddy on here OK?????

Here's your pipe n slippers, we're off to the pub,

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Right!
I'm the daddy on here OK?????

drat thought you was the mummy lol

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Right!
I'm the daddy on here OK?????

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Right!
I'm the daddy on here OK?????

Here's your pipe n slippers, we're off to the pub,
I'm only the daddy for about an hour then I'm off

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I'm only the daddy for about an hour then I'm off

is that because your mummy says you have to go to bed??????????
wink

C x

3 Jun 2005

FUCKSHITBOL-- LOCKSPISSCUNTTWAT ! ! !
mad

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Nah - no good. Can't get angry.
Munching tomorrow :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oops - sorry. I'll get me coat bolt

and leave the back-biting to them that's good at it kiss

3 Jun 2005

I'm not going to lower myself indulging in childish behaviour with you underlings.
Just fetch me a drink and shut the f*** up!
:twisted:

3 Jun 2005

Oh and Polo, your lucky - you can be my bitch until I go to the pub!

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I'm not going to lower myself indulging in childish behaviour with you underlings.
Just fetch me a drink and shut the f*** up!
:twisted:

Are we playing mummies and daddies then?

3 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'm not going to lower myself indulging in childish behaviour with you underlings.
Just fetch me a drink and shut the f*** up!
:twisted:

Are we playing mummies and daddies then?
Go and stand in the corner and speak when you are spoken to!