Quote by Heaven1970
i blame dean for the twins not winning big brother, grew fond of them in the last week
can't blame me for this one...I been lusting aftee the twins from the day they went in..and I voted over 6 times for them myself...lol
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Quote by jeana
Oh i have a huge lets blame Dean Cannock!!!!
Went Alton towers yesterday..went back to car at 1pm to get lunch......kids in and out the cars (13 of us in all) when one decided to put the locks down in my car and shut the doors...with my keys still in the ignition........ :shock:
2 hrs we tried to get the catch up on the door...no joy
so got security cameras to keep eye on my car as it would have been perfect for it to be stolen and we were missing out on the rides....went back to the car at ...rang AA....came in an hr...but some daft freind of mine tried to get into my car by using a screwdriver...so therefore..knackered the barrel ....so my car now cant be locked till a new barrel is replaced....
I would like to blame Dean Cannock for men having male pride....and not listening to us women when we say dont fiddle around with it with the screw driver...we will get AA out lol
Apart from that..we had a fecking brilliant day lol
OMG..you have 13 kids...well i'm not takeing the blame for that.... !!!! lol
Quote by blonde
I blame dean for the trapped nerve in my neck....
That means he has to pay the £28 a visit to the chiropractor.
Dean you owe me! :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
maybe i could save you some money by giving you one of my own....special massages !! :twisted:
Quote by jeana
Oh i have a huge lets blame Dean Cannock!!!!
Went Alton towers yesterday..went back to car at 1pm to get lunch......kids in and out the cars (13 of us in all) when one decided to put the locks down in my car and shut the doors...with my keys still in the ignition........ :shock:
2 hrs we tried to get the catch up on the door...no joy
so got security cameras to keep eye on my car as it would have been perfect for it to be stolen and we were missing out on the rides....went back to the car at ...rang AA....came in an hr...but some daft freind of mine tried to get into my car by using a screwdriver...so therefore..knackered the barrel ....so my car now cant be locked till a new barrel is replaced....
I would like to blame Dean Cannock for men having male pride....and not listening to us women when we say dont fiddle around with it with the screw driver...we will get AA out lol
Apart from that..we had a fecking brilliant day lol
OOH! I was there on Friday (& thursday) too!
And I blame Dean for the cable cars breaking down, with us in them :x
Quote by winchwench
Oh i have a huge lets blame Dean Cannock!!!!
Went Alton towers yesterday..went back to car at 1pm to get lunch......kids in and out the cars (13 of us in all) when one decided to put the locks down in my car and shut the doors...with my keys still in the ignition........ :shock:
2 hrs we tried to get the catch up on the door...no joy
so got security cameras to keep eye on my car as it would have been perfect for it to be stolen and we were missing out on the rides....went back to the car at ...rang AA....came in an hr...but some daft freind of mine tried to get into my car by using a screwdriver...so therefore..knackered the barrel ....so my car now cant be locked till a new barrel is replaced....
I would like to blame Dean Cannock for men having male pride....and not listening to us women when we say dont fiddle around with it with the screw driver...we will get AA out lol
Apart from that..we had a fecking brilliant day lol
OOH! I was there on Friday (& thursday) too!
And I blame Dean for the cable cars breaking down, with us in them :x
lol...did you see a couple of stupid raving women with 13 kids..trying to get into a car..with a screwdriver !! lol
oh and as for the cable cars..that was planned...i do believe you had a short skirt on..and whilst stuck up in the air there.... everyone else below had a bonus view..lol
Glad I didn't (for a change) have a short skirt on....twas fecking freezing! (your fault, no doubt)
HOwever, while i'm here, I blame you for the fact that we were stuck in the cars with vanillas- and RPM's sense of comic timing went into overdrive. He picked his moment to send us both the "rude joke of the day"- we were at opposite ends of the cable car grinning like nutters & the vanillas were utterly baffled!
Mind you though......I'm beginning to wonder if it was Alton Towers' official swingers day. We were swinging anyway- in the air, 50ft above a large pond!
HOwever, while i'm here, I blame you for the fact that we were stuck in the cars with vanillas- and RPM's sense of comic timing went into overdrive. He picked his moment to send us both the "rude joke of the day"- we were at opposite ends of the cable car grinning like nutters & the vanillas were utterly baffled!
Mind you though......I'm beginning to wonder if it was Alton Towers' official swingers day. We were swinging anyway- in the air, 50ft above a large pond!
:inlove:
Warming the Bed
Quote by deancannock
Oh i have a huge lets blame Dean Cannock!!!!
Went Alton towers yesterday..went back to car at 1pm to get lunch......kids in and out the cars (13 of us in all) when one decided to put the locks down in my car and shut the doors...with my keys still in the ignition........ :shock:
2 hrs we tried to get the catch up on the door...no joy
so got security cameras to keep eye on my car as it would have been perfect for it to be stolen and we were missing out on the rides....went back to the car at ...rang AA....came in an hr...but some daft freind of mine tried to get into my car by using a screwdriver...so therefore..knackered the barrel ....so my car now cant be locked till a new barrel is replaced....
I would like to blame Dean Cannock for men having male pride....and not listening to us women when we say dont fiddle around with it with the screw driver...we will get AA out lol
Apart from that..we had a fecking brilliant day lol
OMG..you have 13 kids...well i'm not takeing the blame for that.... !!!! lol
Neither am I!!!!
:P :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Quote by jax1969
i blame dean for jeana's car too
we have a good day still but dean u have a lot to pay for lol lol
kiss it deano lol
jeana there was 15 of us not 13 so i blame dean for u not being able to count ........lol
Er...sry jax...thats me...been telling her 8inches is a foot for so long, so guess shes not used to high numbers.
Well more than one at a time anyway
Quote by Awesomemistress
I blame Dean cos i feel deprest today and in need of a cuddle. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Hint Hint Hint XXXXX P.S. Well i have to blame some one.
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: hang on in there hun..and always there if you want a chat..or a hug you know that.
Sexlightened
Quote by meinnit
i blame dean for jeana's car too
we have a good day still but dean u have a lot to pay for lol lol
kiss it deano lol
jeana there was 15 of us not 13 so i blame dean for u not being able to count ........lol
Er...sry jax...thats me...been telling her 8inches is a foot for so long, so guess shes not used to high numbers.
Well more than one at a time anyway
HA HA HA HA HA!!! :shock: 
Quote by deancannock
I blame Dean cos i feel deprest today and in need of a cuddle. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Hint Hint Hint XXXXX P.S. Well i have to blame some one.
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: hang on in there hun..and always there if you want a chat..or a hug you know honey,where would we be without special friends, and you are very special Dean. :inlove:
Casanova
I've just been watching the news and seen that the government have decided they are going to give £200 to each expectant mother when they get to the 7th month of there pregnancy to buy food for a healthier baby...
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: i blame you dean for this.
and i blame you for how many people have looked at our vids :bounce:
hwoar: :eeek: 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: i blame you dean for this.and i blame you for how many people have looked at our vids :bounce:
hwoar: :eeek: Quote by Dizzy_DonnaCouple
I've just been watching the news and seen that the government have decided they are going to give £200 to each expectant mother when they get to the 7th month of there pregnancy to buy food for a healthier baby...
and i blame you for how many people have looked at our vids :bounce:
hold on..you trying to blame me for all expectant mothers....look not even I can get round that much..( bloody chance would be a fine thing)..and as for the video's .haveing watched them..purely for research reasons you understand...I would say..its not blame...but will gladly take the credit for the views..... if ever you need a co-star by the way
:color: I blame Deano cos i woke up this morning covered in chocolate. I woke up in the middle of the night with the munchies so grabbed the Dairy Milk out of my munchie draw next to my bed. I wake up this morning amd had oviously fallen back to sleep while eating it. Its all in my hair, on my lovely new silky bed sheets. EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! :giggle: Rather send a cleaner round or foot the cleaning bill plz. :lol: :lol: Much Affection Deano :rose:
:lol: :lol: Much Affection Deano :rose: Quote by Awesomemistress
:color: I blame Deano cos i woke up this morning covered in chocolate. I woke up in the middle of the night with the munchies so grabbed the Dairy Milk out of my munchie draw next to my bed. I wake up this morning amd had oviously fallen back to sleep while eating it. Its all in my hair, on my lovely new silky bed sheets. EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! :giggle: Rather send a cleaner round or foot the cleaning bill plz.
don't give us that... you been useing that chocolate body paint again haven't you... now if its still all over your body... then i'll gladly pop on over and clean that up for you...ummmm
Funny that...we been thinking about Wales..and tentatively looking at houses!!!
But cant blame Dean for that !! :happy:
But..we do blame Dean for the fact that we cant go on the camp this weekend!!!!
(not his fault really - there was a vote) but somebody has to shoulder the blame..so it may as well be Dean.
S n G xx
But cant blame Dean for that !! :happy:
But..we do blame Dean for the fact that we cant go on the camp this weekend!!!!
(not his fault really - there was a vote) but somebody has to shoulder the blame..so it may as well be Dean.
S n G xx