Sex God
LOL at first glance it seems like a ridiculous idea. But on reflection I've decided I like it!! I could be a non-practicing swinger!! :thrilled: :thrilled:
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Could we have an effigy of Blue to prostrate ourselves before? 
Sex God
Its a great idea , but harder than you think . I tried the same tack with Fried Food after the Gods of television and the media decided eating anything but berries and water was wrong .
Unfortunately the Church of the Devine Fry Up was rejected , even though we had our own places of worship ready ( McDonalds and Fat Mandys Cafe ) and after much research we had established that the Aramaic translation in the Old Testament had been inaccurate and Jesus had in fact fed the five thousand on bacon sarnies.
The establishment has too much power not to mention shares in bloody health food companies .
The way to sway the powers that be is from their wallets . A campaign to fool them into buying shares in Ann Summers and KY Jelly would eventually soften their attitude to Swinging .
Good Luck with your quest .
Right Rev. Big G High Priest of the Over Easy
Praise the Lard
Unfortunately the Church of the Devine Fry Up was rejected , even though we had our own places of worship ready ( McDonalds and Fat Mandys Cafe ) and after much research we had established that the Aramaic translation in the Old Testament had been inaccurate and Jesus had in fact fed the five thousand on bacon sarnies.
The establishment has too much power not to mention shares in bloody health food companies .
The way to sway the powers that be is from their wallets . A campaign to fool them into buying shares in Ann Summers and KY Jelly would eventually soften their attitude to Swinging .
Good Luck with your quest .
Right Rev. Big G High Priest of the Over Easy
Praise the Lard
Sex God
Quote by Charlotte the Damsel
I really like that idea, it actually seems to make quite a lot of sense
Charlotte xx
Thats what this place does to your mind after a while Char' lolol
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Count me in folks!!!
How do we get the ball started with all of this then?
:twisted:
Next time the census rolls arond, we put down 'Swinger' as our religion. Hey, it worked for the Jedis, didn't it?
No sorry Jedi is not classed as a religion despite teh best attempts of the popular masses
Quote by skegnessswingers
what we need is to get enough of us together and register swinging with the British government as a Religion.
OK, when you have all stopped laughing, think about it again. As a religious minority, we would be protected from persecution by the public and the media, we could probably get grants to open places of worship ( swingers clubs to you or me.... ), we could get time off work to attend parties and munches on religious grounds, we would be within our rights to canvass door to door looking for converts....
In that case I want be a High Priest and wear extravagant robes and a extremely large head peice.......
I will also be looking for volunteers to be my priestess's and hand maidens....
Dxxx
Sex God
count me in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can i be baptised right away please
can i be baptised right away please
Sex God
Unfortunately, citing Swinging as your religion under "Other - Please Specify" on the census form only gets it recognised to the extent of possibly having its own little tickbox on subsequent census forms, as was attempted with "Jedi". It does not have any other impact, in particular it does not force Parliament or any other authority to recognise it as a bona fide religion.
Sorry.
Sorry.
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Unfortunately, citing Swinging as your religion under "Other - Please Specify" on the census form only gets it recognised to the extent of possibly having its own little tickbox on subsequent census forms, as was attempted with "Jedi". It does not have any other impact, in particular it does not force Parliament or any other authority to recognise it as a bona fide religion.
Sorry.
Who cares - just as long as I get to be High Priest and flounce around in big flowing robes..........
:wink: Dxxxx
Sex God
'New Age Text'
From the most Dark regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Grandma, bringing to you the wisdom and comfort of the lost city of Manchester. To usher in the New Age of echoes you must heed my words and bites quickly. The time is soon when the space cars?! of our galactic cousins will return and our collective mahoganyness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the Breast chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd penis shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner starving. We must feel the inner starving, become the inner starving, was it as though it was a swing. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, gertrude, always says 'The true form of a moose is actually a dank carpark , but enlightenment is like a bleak beach on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no waves or anti-waves, only one great and omnipresent couple.
:dunno: :dunno:
Apparently thats the new aged text for my chosen religion(swinging)
From the most Dark regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Grandma, bringing to you the wisdom and comfort of the lost city of Manchester. To usher in the New Age of echoes you must heed my words and bites quickly. The time is soon when the space cars?! of our galactic cousins will return and our collective mahoganyness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the Breast chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd penis shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner starving. We must feel the inner starving, become the inner starving, was it as though it was a swing. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, gertrude, always says 'The true form of a moose is actually a dank carpark , but enlightenment is like a bleak beach on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no waves or anti-waves, only one great and omnipresent couple.
:dunno: :dunno: Apparently thats the new aged text for my chosen religion(swinging)
Sex God
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One question. What sort of fluid would we use for baptisms?:lol:
I'll show you at Blues party
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Was thinking today that even now in the 21st century swinging is repressed somewhat by antiquainted laws, moral minorities and the press. So how do we overcome this? Well, many of us have for a long time felt that by taking time to assist those sections of the media who are prepared to publish non-judgemental material we could over time influence public opinion, and after that legal circles into accepting us as a healthy and interknit part of society.
What bollocks.
I have the answer.
what we need
is to get enough of us together
and register swinging
with the British government
as a
Religion.
OK, when you have all stopped laughing, think about it again. As a religious minority, we would be protected from persecution by the public and the media, we could probably get grants to open places of worship ( swingers clubs to you or me.... ), we could get time off work to attend parties and munches on religious grounds, we would be within our rights to canvass door to door looking for converts....
Hell, we would probably be allowed to hijack songs of praise once a year!
Do we really need any new religion (although it is a good point SS)
In our opinion, be it right or wrong, we are all consenting adults and as such if we want to have sex with other couples then whats the problem?
I think that with the over exposure of "swingers" through the media, be it recent newspaper articles or television documentaries, then the public are starting to lose their curiosity, hell I think they are joining in
All discrimination is wrong. PERIOD!!!
Whatever your sexual preference, legally no one can discriminate against you and that includes the relationships we choose.
With regular "above board" clubs open to all, is it not only a matter of time before our lifestyle is accepted for what it is?..............
GOOD ADULT FUN!!!!!!!!!
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