I'm going ramraiding some time over the weekend and thought I'd have a go at an Ann Summers warehouse.
Requests for toys from girls and boys?....
**Edit**
Once the raiders return to GFZHQ, I've recruited (some might say cobbled together) a team of nekkid men to distribute batteries and bubbly!
(If there are any Ann Summers employees, shareholders or police or reading this, I'm actually going to be at my aunts in Norfolk, all weekend, just me and her, no access to a 4x4, no balaclavas, absolutely no sex toys....)
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Quote by Misterwood
I'm going ramraiding some time over the weekend and thought I'd have a go at an Ann Summers warehouse.
Requests for toys from girls and boys?....
(If there are any Ann Summers employees, shareholders or police or reading this, I'm actually going to be at my aunts in Norfolk, all weekend, just me and her, no access to a 4x4, no balaclavas, absolutely no sex toys....)
where's the booze and nakkid men Mr wood :grin:
I normally have two heros ... my 11yr old daughter and hubby! She's at her dad's and he's out getting pished (although apparently they call it playing snooker these days :giggle
Just my luck they are both out and even the dog just sat and looked at it because she has a bandaged leg
I might go to bed!
Just my luck they are both out and even the dog just sat and looked at it because she has a bandaged leg
I might go to bed!
Quote by anais
I'm going ramraiding some time over the weekend and thought I'd have a go at an Ann Summers warehouse.
Requests for toys from girls and boys?....
(If there are any Ann Summers employees, shareholders or police or reading this, I'm actually going to be at my aunts in Norfolk, all weekend, just me and her, no access to a 4x4, no balaclavas, absolutely no sex toys....)
where's the booze and nakkid men Mr wood :grin:
Oh, its naked drunk ramraiding! I'll have to make sure we dont crash into the Mothercare warehouse next door...
Sex God
Quote by Calista
I normally have two heros ... my 11yr old daughter and hubby! She's at her dad's and he's out getting pished (although apparently they call it playing snooker these days :giggle
Just my luck they are both out and even the dog just sat and looked at it because she has a bandaged leg
I might go to bed!
Errrmmm - excuse me but why has the dog got an excuse for just looking at it just because it's got a bandaged leg?
Where's the sense of heroism in the canine world???
Ooooh yes it's in the dinner bowl - I forgot!
I'll come and scoop the offending arachnid from yer environs - I'm nekkid (apart from all this Ann Summers kit someone's strapped to me nether regions).
Anyone fer a large something or other??
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Sex God
Who's making breakfast then? :rascal:
Sex God
Okay... my tummy was rumbling and since we can't rely on the blokies for bacon butties or nekkidness I've got breakfast on!! :mrgreen:
*covers tits with apron*
*covers tits with apron*
hwoar: :huh: 
Quote by Misterwood
Looking at the above posts, I can't help but think I've missed something.... Am I supposed to do something naked?
Yep get ya kit off an start serving the ladies drinks :grin: Whilst they chill in the Jacuzzi :smile:
On a morning all like breakfast in bed... served by our nakkid waiter of course! :P
Sex God
Quote by Calista
I can barely see the keyboard for my boobs when nekkid ... bacon frying would be impossible :twisted: :shock:
Simply forget the bacon then ;-)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sex God
Mmmmm... is the GFZ jacuzzi free?!
Anyone joining me in there?
Oh and Misterwood, anything that is big, has super powered batteries and lots of different vibrate settings on it will do me. Any colour, not fussy! Or am I too late to put my order in for the Ann Summers ramraid?
Nola x
Anyone joining me in there?
Oh and Misterwood, anything that is big, has super powered batteries and lots of different vibrate settings on it will do me. Any colour, not fussy! Or am I too late to put my order in for the Ann Summers ramraid?
Nola x
aaah, complete novice alert! Anais, thank you 
Seems like I've got Tune, Steve and Mollman to help with the breakfast. Thanks:-) I thought sausage butties might be a nice change. Or just sausages if you fancy....
Well Sassy, How about a nice G&T to set you up for work? I've got a chilled hip-flask with your name on it!
I've called in some favours and have the guys from Nip/Tuck, and Daniel Craig to serve brekkie. He's got a non-nudity clause in his contract, but still has the trunks I lent him... Hope thats ok... If you ask nicely they might be up for demonstrating last night's swag...;-)
Now I've got the jacuzzi warmed up, whoah there Nola, come on in, the bubbles and the bubbly are lovely...
Seems like I've got Tune, Steve and Mollman to help with the breakfast. Thanks:-) I thought sausage butties might be a nice change. Or just sausages if you fancy....
Well Sassy, How about a nice G&T to set you up for work? I've got a chilled hip-flask with your name on it!
I've called in some favours and have the guys from Nip/Tuck, and Daniel Craig to serve brekkie. He's got a non-nudity clause in his contract, but still has the trunks I lent him... Hope thats ok... If you ask nicely they might be up for demonstrating last night's swag...;-)
Now I've got the jacuzzi warmed up, whoah there Nola, come on in, the bubbles and the bubbly are lovely...
Sex God
Ooooh, you can tell that Daniel Craig dude that I'll have second helpings of brekkie and 'owt else he's offering!
Jacuzzi is lush... reckon anyone else'll join us?!
Jacuzzi is lush... reckon anyone else'll join us?!
Sex God
Quote by Misterwood
well, we're both nekkid, and I've got all sorts of finger food on the go
Shush... when anyone else gets in serve them the cheapo cava and we'll keep the Bolly! :twisted:
