The BFZ is now a permanent fixture - so needs an introduction. The best I could come up with was:
Blonde area having no discernable function other that to keep idle hands busy. Will be open from tea time Friday to bed time Sunday. Cleared out each week to prepare for the next weekend.
So if any Girlies want to come up with something more....... Girly! PM me and I will slip it in for you. :twisted:
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PM me and I will slip it in for you. :twisted:
lhk
Kat
No mrs davej he doesnt really mean that
Sex God
Kat!!!!!!!!! never thought u were offering wench.
Yippeeeeeeee Boys Free Zone again. 
Well girls I am thinking about how to recover from nw munch and thought what would be a good detox package to get all the booze and other bits out of our systems. Was in M & S yesterday and they do a really expensive kit as does Boots but couldnt we come up with our own detox package?????????
Well off to tackle my garden now in a girlie sort of way so I have my stilletos to hand to dig out holes for new plants, stockings to collect weeds in , and wearing a basque just for the hell of it
well its Sunday and the neighbours need cheering up as village life can be soooo boring 
Well girls I am thinking about how to recover from nw munch and thought what would be a good detox package to get all the booze and other bits out of our systems. Was in M & S yesterday and they do a really expensive kit as does Boots but couldnt we come up with our own detox package?????????
Well off to tackle my garden now in a girlie sort of way so I have my stilletos to hand to dig out holes for new plants, stockings to collect weeds in , and wearing a basque just for the hell of it
well its Sunday and the neighbours need cheering up as village life can be soooo boring 
Sex God
*Roger walks in with his arms full of dripping tie-dyed clothes, dumps them in a pile in the middle of the floor and wanders out again*
Mutters to himself - "Might as well leave 'um 'ere the girls are always next door and this place hasn't been used in ages." - Then smiles - "At least if one of the little miss's comes in they will have something to keep themselves busy"
Mutters to himself - "Might as well leave 'um 'ere the girls are always next door and this place hasn't been used in ages." - Then smiles - "At least if one of the little miss's comes in they will have something to keep themselves busy"
After another 12 hour shift Sgt Bilko wanders in safe in the knowledge that the BFZ is the only place in NATO that he can go to without being disturbed by the girlies. Without even looking he knows they will be ghispering and wiggling in the GFZ.
He grabs a beer, sits down, puts the television on, takes off his boots to reveal the socks that are humming Three Lions, because they have forgotten the words, and makes the BFZ suddenly smell more masculine.:
Arrrrrrrrghhhh!! Cheers everyone!! :cheers:
He grabs a beer, sits down, puts the television on, takes off his boots to reveal the socks that are humming Three Lions, because they have forgotten the words, and makes the BFZ suddenly smell more masculine.:
Arrrrrrrrghhhh!! Cheers everyone!! :cheers:
Sex God
Ah, welcome back Mr Bilko Sir.
I have here a freshly prepared curry if you would like to have some? A Farle I belive (or something similar).
Please Sir, don't worry, security is tight in the 'new' BFZ (Birds, Free Zone) and I'm sure we can commence with the football as soon as the TV remote batteries have been found.
I have here a freshly prepared curry if you would like to have some? A Farle I belive (or something similar).
Please Sir, don't worry, security is tight in the 'new' BFZ (Birds, Free Zone) and I'm sure we can commence with the football as soon as the TV remote batteries have been found.
Sex God
Oohhhh Matt and Sarge........ Now you be careful
If Mistress Jags comes in and finds you sprawled all over her new floral chairs and pizza upside down on her new rug .............then you put your lives in her hands.
Matt why are you wearing Kits siik robe?
You men are taking liberties !!!!
If Mistress Jags comes in and finds you sprawled all over her new floral chairs and pizza upside down on her new rug .............then you put your lives in her hands.
Matt why are you wearing Kits siik robe?
You men are taking liberties !!!!
Quote by MrsFCEuuuch! Wondered what that irritating itch was - get outta my robe MrMoleman
Matt why are you wearing Kits siik robe?
You men are taking liberties !!!!!
:x :x Havn't I got enough to put up with Kat trying to get into my stockings all the time :roll: :roll: Jags, FFS sort these bloomin blokes out pleeeeeese?
Kit
xxx
Sex God
SECOND THAT !!!!!!!!!! !
Jags where are you ????
Jags where are you ????
Quote by MrsFC
Jags where are you ????
Comes chargiing into BFZ - throws open the doors, throws open the windows and throws out the louts, yobs, blokes and dossers!!!
:x :jagsatwork: : Takes the womens clothes off the louts, yobs, blokes and dossers... Mmmm.... actually some of them look rather good in silk, nylon and satin
8-) 
Sex God
*!!!BBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUURP!!!*
S'cuse me.
Hey did you know there's a tunnel between the GFZ and the BFZ. Must be some WWII thing.
That video in the GFZ is blummin noisey. Woke me up.
ANd you really need to get those doors sorted, the way they stick it's a fire hazard.
:evil:
BTW....
:P
S'cuse me.
Hey did you know there's a tunnel between the GFZ and the BFZ. Must be some WWII thing.
That video in the GFZ is blummin noisey. Woke me up.
ANd you really need to get those doors sorted, the way they stick it's a fire hazard.
:evil: BTW....
:P
Kate (yes KATE!!! I know what you're wearing tonight!!) how selfish can one selfish person be? :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:
SOME of us are still here you know, and a jacuzzi would have been just lovely tonight. The bar in the BFZ isn't nearly as well stocked as the one in the GFZ, and we don't have a jacuzzi!!!!! :roll:
So, who ISN'T on holiday or at a party tonight? I'm in serious need of some alcohol and a back rub, perhaps even a sympathetic ear (MIssChief, where've you taken yourself off to??)
Roll up roll up..... Angel needs some pampering!!!!!
SOME of us are still here you know, and a jacuzzi would have been just lovely tonight. The bar in the BFZ isn't nearly as well stocked as the one in the GFZ, and we don't have a jacuzzi!!!!!
:roll: So, who ISN'T on holiday or at a party tonight? I'm in serious need of some alcohol and a back rub, perhaps even a sympathetic ear (MIssChief, where've you taken yourself off to??)
Roll up roll up..... Angel needs some pampering!!!!!
Sex God
*easy ducks back down the tunnel to get some scented massage oil*
Getting to be a bit of a regular occurrence this AC.
Do you want the massage now, or after a "quick" shower? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Getting to be a bit of a regular occurrence this AC.
Do you want the massage now, or after a "quick" shower? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Steve walks in,firemans uniform in one hand,massive box of choccies in the other.
""Ladies im the hired help for the day,here for your every need and desire,
:D :D
Who's first and what would you like????"" :wink: :wink:
(payment to be made in kind at a later date!!) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
""Ladies im the hired help for the day,here for your every need and desire,
:D :D Who's first and what would you like????""
:wink: :wink: (payment to be made in kind at a later date!!) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
As long as i get to lather you up first!!
Steve
lol I'm already in a lather just thinkin about a half naked fireman feeding me chocolate!!
The question is,when the chocolates all gone what do we do next
: :?: :?: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Steve,xx
From past experience I'm guessing it'll involve a loofa at some point. :shock: :D :twisted:
