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Quote by Angel Chat
A simple equation: One Angel, one loofah, one Easy and a Steve = :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll let you decide on the answer, but in the words of JT and McDonalds.... I'm loving it!!!
Go on then. :twisted: :twisted:
I'll try anything twice (just to make sure I wasn't doing it wrong the first time
:twisted: ) 
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Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Oh and I forgot to mention that ive got my firemans helmet and pole at the ready as well :!: :!: :!: :!: :!::D :D
Steve,xx
Ooooh, I've always wanted to slide down one of them firemans poles.
I do hope you are talking about the stairway replacement and not something else that is long and pole like 
Sex God
what about a male stripper? or is he watching the footy too?
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*rushes in with muddy boots on and wanders round*
:rude: :grin:
*fart's loudly and settles on couch with boots still on*
:rude: :grin:*fart's loudly and settles on couch with boots still on*
Quote by easy
*rushes in with muddy boots on and wanders round*
*fart's loudly and settles on couch with boots still on*
peers through the window and watches easy disappear in a cloud of dust
good man ... just remember to sweep, mop and dust, restock the bar, drain to jacuzzi, bleach the tiles, empty the bins, refresh the flowers, vacuum and polish .....
i think the tv need retuning as the aeria doesn't quite pick up all the channels .. oooh and the fridge might be mouldy now and need cleaning (yuck)
think that's a good start .... painting and deocrating can be started tomorrow seeing as you'll be busy tonight with the small list above .....
.... wanders back to the warmth of the GFZ
Quote by Calista
*rushes in with muddy boots on and wanders round*
*fart's loudly and settles on couch with boots still on*
peers through the window and watches easy disappear in a cloud of dust
good man ... just remember to sweep, mop and dust, restock the bar, drain to jacuzzi, bleach the tiles, empty the bins, refresh the flowers, vacuum and polish .....
i think the tv need retuning as the aeria doesn't quite pick up all the channels .. oooh and the fridge might be mouldy now and need cleaning (yuck)
think that's a good start .... painting and deocrating can be started tomorrow seeing as you'll be busy tonight with the small list above .....
.... wanders back to the warmth of the GFZ
Easys guide to "spring-cleaning" the BFZ.........
*rummages round in the BFZ and finds;
1 bottle of brandy (old and undrinkable)
1 box of matches (most damp, but 1 or 2 still usefull)
1 iffy looking kettle with a worn cable
1 household insurance policy with 2 days left before it expires.
First place the insurance policy/claim form somewhere safe. Now that's done, open the brandy and pour liberally over the worktop. Lay opened bottle next to kettle on worktop. Plug kettle in. Now take the matches and repeatedly stike until you find one that lights. Ignite the brandy. Wait until the blaze has takn hold well and then nip back down the tunnel to the GFZ and call insurance to enter over-inflated claim. Sit back and wait for the insurance cheque to hit the mat.
There. :mrgreen: that's the BFZ sorted.
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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I know what I'll give you for christmas countess :rascal:
Hope that applies to both of us? :rascal:
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as crashes into the BFZ, continuing at a high velocity until he collides with the secret stash of blow up barbi dolls confiscated from the GFZ, these contract until until kinetic energy is absorbed. The resultant forces are then released back from whence they came, propelling Kat back across the marbled BFZ floor at a not much reduced velocity. Screaming
"Oh SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
as crashes into the BFZ, continuing at a high velocity until he collides with the secret stash of blow up barbi dolls confiscated from the GFZ, these contract until until kinetic energy is absorbed. The resultant forces are then released back from whence they came, propelling Kat back across the marbled BFZ floor at a not much reduced velocity. Screaming
"Oh SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sex God
Ooooh Corrie you dressing up already !! :shock:
MrsFC goes off to check her knicker draw again
MrsFC goes off to check her knicker draw again
