The girls gang up on Mal!

31 May 2004

sorry to butt in and i dont want to upset anyone.. but why are cock shots not allowed on here, but boobs are.
you see boobs all over the tv. but never get a chance to see cocks.
if i wanna see boobs i can look in the mirror. i get a bit fed up with boobs everywhere.

31 May 2004

Have a look at Mal's www willing wink

:wink:
All the gorgeous cock shot you could wish for! redface

ops:

31 May 2004

i just have... very nice.....but it still doesnt answer my question of why you cant put cock shots on the main board but boobs are allowed. i get fed up with seeing boobs all the time everywhere.. on the front of papers, mags, tv even on here. this is supposed to be an open minded site and i just dont understand.
the boobs are great, dont get me wrong..but so are my 36-38DDs. i see them in the mirror all the time.

31 May 2004

lol willing,I agree, just get yer tits out for the lads :shock: :shock:

31 May 2004

Off to to change me avi pronto! redface

ops:

31 May 2004

erm. are you female or male.. what you going to change your avi to.. dont tell me boobs.
im not putting my boobs on here. there is enough already..i want to see cocks.

31 May 2004

pmsl, I'm the female half of a couple, I wouldn't dream of getting me tits out! :shock: :shock:
But only cos they ain't as gorgeous as our other ladies redface

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31 May 2004

im sure your boobs are lovely novice1...and no i dont want to see them.
can anyone answer my question ?

31 May 2004

Nite, Nite Willing. :sleeping: :sleeping:
After I've looked at Mal's pics boink

:boink: :boink:

31 May 2004

nite nite novice1...sweet dreams.
if i dont get an answer soon im going to pm a mod with this question tomorrow.
i think its very one sided. who made this rule and why.

1 Jun 2004

You have your PM

1 Jun 2004

Need any help with Mal ile volunteer biggrin

1 Jun 2004

The.........mmmmm........ more....... the............mmm............merrier!! :twisted:
"thinks to himself - I wish they would take this gag out of my mouth. It's not as if I'm going to shout for help with all these lovely women about, am I? And now the lovely Vicky has joined the throng, or should that be thong, what's a guy to do but lie back and think of England !"
M....M......Mal!
:lol:

1 Jun 2004

Mmmmmmmmmm,massage oil,pink fluffy handcuffs etc etc,can anyone join in??
If you really want to think of England im sure i could bring a flag along,(ill let you choose what youd like to do with it though!!!) biggrin

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Clare

1 Jun 2004

Just sign the book on the way in Clare, but watch where you put that flag pole!! redface

M.....M.....Mal
wink

1 Jun 2004

Quote by mal609
Just sign the book on the way in Clare, but watch where you put that flag pole!!
M.....M.....Mal

Ok well how about just me and the flag??
Ill leave the pole at home if it makes you feel better biggrin

1 Jun 2004

Make it one of those mini flags Clare, then it doesn't hide much!!
Mal
wink

1 Jun 2004

Depends on what you want me to hide??

1 Jun 2004

Absolutely nothing, gorgeous, absolutely nothing!!! :shock:
Mal
wink

1 Jun 2004

Sod the flag then wink

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1 Jun 2004

Sounds good to me!!!!
Bring on the massage oil!!
:twisted:

1 Jun 2004

I've got the massage oil.....now where should I put it..... :twisted:

1 Jun 2004

Pass the bottle round, then they can all have a go!! lol

:lol:
Mal

1 Jun 2004

Quote by mal609
Pass the bottle round, then they can all have a go!! :lol:
Mal

Right so start on your neck and work our way down then??

1 Jun 2004

I'll take his lovely bum, since it's just there for the taking......give it a nice rubbing with the massage oil....

1 Jun 2004

Um, Mal??? who said you could talk?? You just keep your mouth shut and do as you're told!!