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Quote by Resonance
I am hot.....but I'm not a hotty!
(very sunny up here today!)

Very good! But so not true!!!
I second that
Unknown User
I got cunt but I'm not a country?
What? dunno
Unknown User
I got cunt but I'm not a country?
What? dunno
Resonance
Sex God
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I got rims but I'm not a rimmer...
I got blown but I'm not a blower...
jumptoit
Sexpert
Hows about as my little one sings along with the said song
"I`ve got eggs but not any soldiers!?!?!?"
Unknown User
I've got laid but I'm not a ladle cool
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Bluesapphire
"I have Plaice....but I don't have a Plaicestation".

Love it!!
I've been speyed but I'm not a spade. :undecided:
I've a knee but I'm no neanderthal.
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Melting_pot
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I had a piss, but I'm not a pistol (or a pisspot)
I have hair, but am not harebrained
I've had fun but am not a fungus
I know how to cook, but I'm not cuckoo
Unknown User
"I've got a Roach....but I don't have a Spliff".
....and still the aquatic theme persists.
confused
bouncy332
Sex God
i've got toes but i'm not a toester confused:
Unknown User
I got lice but I'm not licentious. (Well - maybe I am, a bit!)
bouncy332
Sex God
i've got gas but i'm not a gastronome
Resonance
Sex God
I've got wind but I'm not a windmill
I've got moles but I'm not a molar
I've got hands but I'm not that handsome
I've got nuts but I'm not a nutter...
Unknown User
I got vibes, but im not a vibrator
I got eyes but im not irish
I got licked but Im not liquorice
I got whips but im not a whippet
Im so bad but im not a badger
Resonance
Sex God
Is anyone else quietly singing some of the memorable ones on here to the tune of the song to themselves?
Must be just me then...
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No cos I keep thinking of the other song 'Aint got no...(I got life)' by Nina Simone, from the Muller adverts :shock:
Melting_pot
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Quote by fluff_n_stuff
No cos I keep thinking of the other song 'Aint got no...(I got life)' by Nina Simone, from the Muller adverts :shock:
great song..but I'm starting to hate it, because of the sheer number of times they're showing that add.
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
I've got the horn but I'm not a hornblower
more of a sucker :rascal:
Unknown User
"I've got Soul....but I'm not a Sole, Ger"
That will only work if your name is Gerard, Geraldine or Geronimo!! lol
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Quote by Bluesapphire
"I've got Soul....but I'm not a Sole, Ger"
That will only work if your name is Gerard, Geraldine or Geronimo!! lol

I'll change it by deed poll :giggle:
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To which one? wink
Note I'm still on a fishy theme. I'm beginning to get worried lol
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Quote by Bluesapphire
To which one? wink
Note I'm still on a fishy theme. I'm beginning to get worried lol

Given that I'm female, call me Geraldine :lol:
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Now why has Peter Kay come to mind...?? :shock: biggrin
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Quote by Bluesapphire
Now why has Peter Kay come to mind...?? :shock: biggrin

Gee thanks lol I feel so much better about myself now. I'm off to watch Alan Carr again!wink
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I've been to Goa but i'm not a goader!
I'll get my coat.
Unknown User
A compliment I assure you. Geraldine personifies everything that Womanhood stands for...
I'll get my coat too!
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