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Quote by marmalaid
You're not the first person I've heard say that about DB, although usually they do say "laugh hysterically"

Leave me ALOOOOOONE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I'm horned up to fuck, my little rat car's off the road, not expecting any company until after 10pm.
I keep getting a raging hard on. For no apparent reason.
I've even woken most of this week with the sort of morning glory I've not had since I was a teenager ! !
I can't even blame the sun, cos even he's not come out to play.
AND- I've even been asked to be "sensible" on Saturday night !!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Woe is me
Quote by dambuster

You're not the first person I've heard say that about DB, although usually they do say "laugh hysterically"

Leave me ALOOOOOONE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I'm horned up to fuck, my little rat car's off the road, not expecting any company until after 10pm.
I keep getting a raging hard on. For no apparent reason.
I've even woken most of this week with the sort of morning glory I've not had since I was a teenager ! !
I can't even blame the sun, cos even he's not come out to play.
AND- I've even been asked to be "sensible" on Saturday night !!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Woe is me
Let me buy you a drink to comiserate, but it'll have to wait until Saturday though, when you're being good... :shock:
Awww Dammie.... c'mere and give me a great big squeezy
And who... in their right mind would EVER ask you my sweetness to be sensible at a munch rolleyes
Some people just don't appreciate others' better qualities I think babe.... In fact your last statement is making me wonder if there is any way I could get from down here where I am up to Newcastle and back by Sunday tea-time... just so you have someone there who really does just like you the way you are hunny wink
I want those instructions & the software etc. for making the perfect woman....just like in 'Weird Science'..... :P
CheekyChimp.... cool
Quote by teppic
i-pod?????, and there is me, just bought some new fangled equipment to play these new 45 thingies....

I have about 4000 LPs and somewhere in the region of 10, 000 singles all on vinyl, why I hear you ask... Well Ive DJd for the last 20 years...Oh and I have a few CDs...