The Myth the call the Bi Female...has anyone apart from us..

5 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
i know you're talking about a mutual arrangement thing NN & Shaz.... but i gotta say I still really dont like this passing about like shes a piece of meat to share idea
what's next, a rota system?

I think it's just a case of wording that could be read differently to how it's meant.
I think NN and Shaz are talking about two couples where the female halves take it in turn to visit the other couple without their other half in tow. Have to say when I first read it I thought they were talking about the trophy single bi fem swap though redface

5 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
could be pushing it to fit in the gang bang that we have at , how bout you join that too H_x!?

Depends, is it a 'take a ticket and form an orderly queue' type gang bang (a la tesco cheese counter) or a 'free for all'
if it's a free for all count me in.
H.x

5 Jul 2006

Another gripe about being a bi female (though not single but I can be for the right woman wink

) is single men we have met as a couple who become totally preoccupied with me putting on a live bi fem show for them like some bloody meal ticket to their ultimate fantasy!
Yes well you may question why my partner may get the pleasure and not you... but he's not a shallow idiot!

5 Jul 2006

Hello from another SBF wave

We're not that elusive really. It's just that there's more couples and males on here than us and not all of us are looking for couples or single males. In fact, I'm on the hunt for the same thing you are :twisted:

5 Jul 2006

Quote by de_sade
Just read most of that post and found it quite shocking......
As i said in previous posts, if everyone would just be honest this would be a great site (it is the best we have been on by far but could be so much better)
I promise never to use the Fraise ''Bi Female'' ever again.........only when talking about Tracy...............
Peace ?

Fromage???
De_sade
No, strawberry biggrin

5 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
could be pushing it to fit in the gang bang that we have at , how bout you join that too H_x!?

Depends, is it a 'take a ticket and form an orderly queue' type gang bang (a la tesco cheese counter) or a 'free for all'
if it's a free for all count me in.
H.x
free for all of course - what do you take us for!?!?!? there will be plenty of single males for you of course....

5 Jul 2006

Jesus i have caught you all on a bad day haven't i?
How many times can i say sorry for using the BF word?
Well it looks as if all our chances of finding what we were looking for has definatley gone now for sure....I dont think the orginal post deserved this amount of abuse....
Quote :Has any one apart from us got so sick of waiting for the '' Allusive Bi Female'' to come along hired an escort fot the evening.........or are we just wirdo's
Anyway we were thinking of leaving anyway.....
Sorry if i offended any of you........
Caio

5 Jul 2006

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, hmm?

5 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
could be pushing it to fit in the gang bang that we have at , how bout you join that too H_x!?

Depends, is it a 'take a ticket and form an orderly queue' type gang bang (a la tesco cheese counter) or a 'free for all'
if it's a free for all count me in.
H.x
free for all of course - what do you take us for!?!?!? there will be plenty of single males for you of course....
Aaah! but?.........does the paper bag have to be worn at both events? lol

Les x

5 Jul 2006

Quote by davidandtracy
Jesus i have caught you all on a bad day haven't i?
How many times can i say sorry for using the BF word?
Well it looks as if all our chances of finding what we were looking for has definatley gone now for sure....I dont think the orginal post deserved this amount of abuse....
Quote :Has any one apart from us got so sick of waiting for the '' Allusive Bi Female'' to come along hired an escort fot the evening.........or are we just wirdo's
Anyway we were thinking of leaving anyway.....
Sorry if i offended any of you........
Caio

:therethere:
Don't take it personally.
I don't think the sarcastic comments are aimed at yourselves - it's just that your thread's been hijacked and got out of hand.
Trust me. Shut your 'puter down for the night. Have a wonderful evening together and come back tomorrow when it will all be done and dusted.
You've not blown anything - just take on board the constructive advice and take the rest with a pinch of salt.
Dust yourself down and come back tomorrow knowing that you know more than you did yesterday wink

5 Jul 2006

Quote by davidandtracy
Jesus i have caught you all on a bad day haven't i?
How many times can i say sorry for using the BF word?
Well it looks as if all our chances of finding what we were looking for has definatley gone now for sure....I dont think the orginal post deserved this amount of abuse....
Quote :Has any one apart from us got so sick of waiting for the '' Allusive Bi Female'' to come along hired an escort fot the evening.........or are we just wirdo's
Anyway we were thinking of leaving anyway.....
Sorry if i offended any of you........
Caio

Most of this isn't aimed at you, I just like the excuse to vent once in a while. If I see a band wagon passing I can't help myself.
Stay a while, make some friends, have some fun.
H.x

5 Jul 2006

Cheers for the advise Hornylittleblonde.....
Im sure Tracy will have something constructive to say when she reads this post...
Thanks again to all who have tried to help!!

5 Jul 2006

Quote by davidandtracy
Jesus i have caught you all on a bad day haven't i?
How many times can i say sorry for using the BF word?
Well it looks as if all our chances of finding what we were looking for has definatley gone now for sure....I dont think the orginal post deserved this amount of abuse....
Quote :Has any one apart from us got so sick of waiting for the '' Allusive Bi Female'' to come along hired an escort fot the evening.........or are we just wirdo's
Anyway we were thinking of leaving anyway.....
Sorry if i offended any of you........
Caio

now thats a bit dramatic.....did you actually read the thread? rolleyes

no one has directed any animosity towards you at all, in fact all i can see is a host of people (inclusing the totally-not-in-the-slightest-bit-illusive-single-bi-female.......flippin hell theres loads of us..... lol

) being helpful and giving you their view.
im sorry youve got the wrong end of the stick and think you should just soak up all of the advice (to which ive not alot to add as its all been said or linked to!) and come back with a fresh attitude towards what youre looking for.
good luck kiss

5 Jul 2006

Quote by couple_ne2000
Aaah! but?.........does the paper bag have to be worn at both events?
Les x

Yeah, the bag is obligetry - wouldn't want to scare 'em off.
H.x

5 Jul 2006

"ellusive" we had 7 bi females ( 3 being single ladies) at our last derby social, admittingley it was drinks and chat only but the're about in numbers.

5 Jul 2006

Quote by couple_ne2000
could be pushing it to fit in the gang bang that we have at , how bout you join that too H_x!?

Depends, is it a 'take a ticket and form an orderly queue' type gang bang (a la tesco cheese counter) or a 'free for all'
if it's a free for all count me in.
H.x
free for all of course - what do you take us for!?!?!? there will be plenty of single males for you of course....
Aaah! but?.........does the paper bag have to be worn at both events? lol

well, now you mention it, they are kinda a fetish for me n den so would be soo sexy if we could all wear them....
(I'll put eye holes in mine so i can perv of course....)
m xx
Les x

5 Jul 2006

Quote by davidandtracy
Cheers for the advise Hornylittleblonde.....
Im sure Tracy will have something constructive to say when she reads this post...
Thanks again to all who have tried to help!!

Ok! I'll try actually answer your post question!
No we've not ever had the need, we've had plenty of fun from this site not to need to (and when I say plenty I don't mean a ffm shagathon every night since we joined, I just mean we've had enough fun to be more than happy with so far :twisted: )
So what was the 'call girl' like?
I'm not sure it's something either of us would really consider, even if there was a complete 'bi-fem' drought going on lol

:giggle:
What I mean is I'd rather we take things easy, get to know people on here and chill out, (with any other 'fun' a bonus :rascal: sort of thing) rather than just wanting any girl (call girl or random on a night out etc) to join us for a quickie....
oh god, someone come along and make my post make more sense!!!
Sorry if that came out wrong folks! not having a dig in anyway at anyone too - just in case :;)
kisses maz xxxxxxxxxxxx

5 Jul 2006

Hi Everyone,
Well it has been kicking off this afternoon hasnt it, lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have had a wee word with Davie Boy and he will never use that fraise again. its partly my fault.
Anyway no harm has been done hopefully??
We will not be going anywhere..... Yet .......
we have took your advise and been in the chatroom all evenning..... not turned the cam on yet..... but im sure that will cum soon.
Chat to you all soon hopefully

5 Jul 2006

Quote by mazandden
rather than just wanting any girl (call girl or random on a night out etc) to join us for a quickie....

Plenty of people choose to swing at clubs - for some the attraction is the anonymity - for some it is the situation they wish to experience.
Just because people don't feel the need to be bosom buddies with people or choose to swing with a degree of anonymity it does not mean they only indulge in 'quickies'
davidandtracy - if you want to call-out an escort to indulge your fantasies then good on ya' (at least you can pick a hot sexy one). It's your life, your relationship and your sex - enjoy it!

6 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x

What would you prefer instead of the sock thing then?
(ps You still like the quiche n goldfishes, right?!...........)

So long as it's veggie quiche and the goldfish are smiling afterwards it's fine.
Cold baked beans?
(Don't worry, I'll bring my own paper bag - wouldn't want to scare anyone)
H.x

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

6 Jul 2006

Quote by davidandtracy
Anyway no harm has been done hopefully??
We will not be going anywhere..... Yet .......

Glad to hear it :thumbup:
It does take a little time to become known here in the forum. And I suppose "accepted" Stick with it, it may well be worth the effort.

Quote by PoloLady
davidandtracy - if you want to call-out an escort to indulge your fantasies then good on ya' (at least you can pick a hot sexy one). It's your life, your relationship and your sex - enjoy it!

:thumbup:

6 Jul 2006

Morning Everyone...
We you guys must have a link with the lord........ because he has definatley punished me for yesterdays comments.....
I woke up this morning with a trapped nerve in my neck...honestly its the most painful thing ever.... does anyone have any hints on getting the pain to go away....
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

6 Jul 2006

Quote by davidandtracy
Morning Everyone...
We you guys must have a link with the lord........ because he has definatley punished me for yesterdays comments.....
I woke up this morning with a trapped nerve in my neck...honestly its the most painful thing ever.... does anyone have any hints on getting the pain to go away....
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

If you find the answer to that one let me know because I've woken up today with the exact same thing :shock:

6 Jul 2006

Top tip #327
The erection cream should not be confused with the massage oil :P

6 Jul 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Morning Everyone...
We you guys must have a link with the lord........ because he has definatley punished me for yesterdays comments.....
I woke up this morning with a trapped nerve in my neck...honestly its the most painful thing ever.... does anyone have any hints on getting the pain to go away....
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

If you find the answer to that one let me know because I've woken up today with the exact same thing :shock:
Well in that case we know what you have been up to lol

:lol:
Just this time don't go getting your father out to the house and 'de sexing' it :lol: :lol: :lol:

6 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
Just this time don't go getting your father out to the house and 'de sexing' it :lol: :lol:

After clearing out my house over the past few days I can't be bothered to "de sex" the place again.
I think the house will have to stay a "Vanilla Free Zone" for at least a week :lol: