The Ninja Edit thread

5 Nov 2005

I feel like playing a stupid game to take my mind off having the 'flu.
It's a really simple game, just a answer a simple question then write a question of your own.
Then edit your question to make the answer look stupid!
Important: Using the 'quote' button is NOT allowed in this thread.
What do devout nuns do on St. Swithins day?

5 Nov 2005

Have a gang bang..........
Can I join in? where is the nearest one ?

5 Nov 2005

Yes, probably at Bluexxx's house.
One ....... does not a summer make. Fill in the ...... to make a famous quotation.

5 Nov 2005

Dogging meet in 19degrees C plus temperature
I can't do sex without an ................

5 Nov 2005

I like a .instruction manual. in the morning, it's sets me up for the rest of the day.
"Kill two birds with one ......."

5 Nov 2005

Stone
Happycats: What would this thread look like if people got it wrong, used the quote button and forgot to write questions?
DaveJ: How many legs does a Dogger have?

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Uzi
2+2=?

2 + 2 = 4

5 Nov 2005

four
why?

5 Nov 2005

Whats it to you..
why cant elephants fly

5 Nov 2005

the seat belts wont fit
is the world flat or round?

5 Nov 2005

it's flat cos its got a puncture
who wants to be a millionare

5 Nov 2005

major charles ingram
whats the names of the snow white dwarfs?

5 Nov 2005

happy, stumpy, gobby, sarky, pervy, sexy and bob
is that not right?????
What sound does a dog make???

5 Nov 2005

depends wether its hit by a land rover or a fiesta the thud sounds different in both.
how many fish in the oceans

5 Nov 2005

23
Wheres me washboard?

5 Nov 2005

number varies as more women go swimming in the summer.
whats the meaning of life

5 Nov 2005

42 1/2
What's the capital of the USA?

5 Nov 2005

oprah winfrey
if you went back in time before mankind would you be the first to try drinking the fluids from a cow or would you wait till someone else came along and tried first

5 Nov 2005

rather that than something from the backside of a chicken......
name the seven wonders of the world.......

5 Nov 2005

Jordan's breasts, Peter Andre's comeback, George Bush's second term, Atkins diet, Brad Pitt, Postie and DaveJ.
Assuming gravity is ^-2, and someone's 6'5", how long would it take their feet to hit the ground?

6 Nov 2005

Depends on how big the bang was confused

What did Thomas the Tank engine say to Bertie the Bus

6 Nov 2005

"hello...." followed by "bloody hell.. a talking bus!!!"
what present would you like from santa this christmas???

6 Nov 2005

An Easter Egg !
How many elephants can you fit in my fridge ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Nov 2005

don't know..... but if i ever come round i will have to check the butter for elephants footprints....
why did japanese kamakaze pilots bother with wearing helmets???

6 Nov 2005

Coz they cant be arsed to brush their hair ? :giggle:
Who was the first person to say "No" and what was the question ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Coz they cant be arsed to brush their hair ? :giggle:
Who was the first person to say "No" and what was the question ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxx

Adam when Eve said does my bum look big in this?
Why are rainbows curved?

6 Nov 2005

So bungle, Zippy and George can stand under it...
If roses are red and violets are blue, why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence

6 Nov 2005

Coz your dog doesnt pee in their garden ?
Do too many cooks spoil the broth ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Nov 2005

Depends how much money they have
Name the four beatles...

6 Nov 2005

jeremy and his 3 sons........
why are all the best chefs men?????