The protect Missy from Sarge thread

7 Dec 2006

Quote by Missy
OMG!!!! :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wiiiiiillll!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you call sweetheart?

Quote by Missy
What the bluddy ell you done hunny?? Now, you know I love you very much, you've got your heart in the right place .......... but how the bluddy ell does the gorgeous Sappho, not only cope, but always be so calm and serene when you're togged out in yer 'good plan' pants??

I'll try and get her to come and explain that one, because it certainly beats me! :dunno: Why she puts up with me at all I haven't the faintest idea!

Quote by Missy
(where the bluddy ell did the piano come from?? :shock: )

Oh, that will be me. I never go anywhere without it redface

Quote by Missy
And where's Will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry but we had the whole bloody Will-von-Trapp family to get fed, bathed and put to bed. Sappho is still trying to get Will jr off to sleep as I type this.
Anyway we're back here now so as soon as his lordship is off to sleep Sappho and I will snuggle in next to you. Now then, move over. There's a good girl!
Will

7 Dec 2006

wtf is the sarge still doing here....ASDA pay nearly 6 quid an hour so why the f is he still wa
lking the corridors of the new look swingingheaven...
no accounting for taste!

7 Dec 2006

Quote by blueblood2
wtf is the sarge still doing here....ASDA pay nearly 6 quid an hour so why the f is he still wa
lking the corridors of the new look swingingheaven...
no accounting for taste!

I'd hazard a guess at cctv in the ladies loo and the chance to dress up in uniform without fear of reprisal
bolt

8 Dec 2006

Glad to see that a number of us are still on duty - and I have noticed Missy sneak back into the Cafe. Still no sign of Sarge, so it must be working.
Now stand there Missy, legs apart so that I can frisk you! :twisted:
Abilene - could you spare me a minute? We need to give Missy a close inspection!!!
No, no Missy. Don't mention it. All part of the service! 69position

Will

8 Dec 2006

Does this 'protection' extend to anyone else in need Will?

8 Dec 2006

dont wanna be a spoilsport, but Missy had me writing 'lines' a while ago.
forty years old, and writing LINES!
ha! she can look after herself!!!
lp

8 Dec 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
forty years old, and writing LINES!
lp

Admitting to 40? You must own a bus pass, can we have a date?

8 Dec 2006

Quote by musketeer
forty years old, and writing LINES!
lp

Admitting to 40? You must own a bus pass, can we have a date?
eh dear/
what was that?
sorry youll have to speak up a little...it me roomatiz, doncha know!
at your age!

8 Dec 2006

Will!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can you put me down for Missy watch duties?? confused

:? :? :? :? :?
I can't do Thursdays as I'm busy with NWC and Minxy :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: but any other day is fine!! :? :? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
blueblood2 - don't think I haven't noticed you!! innocent

8 Dec 2006

OI!!! :jagsatwork:
You're the one we're trying to protect her from!!
Missy protection squad - SARGE ALERT!!!!
To your stations!! :sparring: duel

Will

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Rich_and_dee
what i want to know...............whos gonna keep an eye on Bilko??????????????
dee n Rich

Im free :grin: :grin: :grin:

8 Dec 2006

I'll do some night duty Will wink

I'll even be on guard :P

8 Dec 2006

good man goose - and good luck!
Will

8 Dec 2006

If you can fit me in anywhere I'm more than willing ;)

8 Dec 2006

dawnie and willing in the same sntence :shock: rotflmao

dee xx