The Red Mist descends

16 Apr 2004

It's OPEN... I've broken the lock on the door cos Kat took it with him on his annual trek to watch llamas mate in Inner Mongolia where he keeps a second home on the slopes of the tea plantations.
Welcome -come in, relax, refresh and repeat all those old sexist and profane jokes/sayings which are so beloved of men of old (or do I mean old men??). Jacuzzi has been given new water and so have the flowers.
lol

16 Apr 2004

woo hoo it's open!!!! thanx sarge for me card! ;-)
if you all don't mind, i'm just gonna buy a drink and sit in a corner for a while reading me guardian!!! meant to be meeting someone here...................
oh and jags...........the BEST (and only) joke i can remember isn't suitable for female ears......so warn everybody off before i tell it please!!!!! kind of an ice breaker!! ya know!!
rite! what yas all havin?
neil x

16 Apr 2004

At last!! Now where's the fridge AH! ALCOHOL : D right jacuzzi AHHHHhhh!!! bliss

16 Apr 2004

oh! and guys please read me signature! possibly important information for yas all!!!!!!!!! ;-) hehehe

16 Apr 2004

Hello Neil
Fancy a drink? I don't think there will be many girlies in tonight so take advantage of the peace. biggrin

16 Apr 2004

Pardon me for the intrusion, but can you fellas NOT leave your soiled hankies under the sofa this week! We do have a bin, you know... not that you lot ever empty the darn thing!

16 Apr 2004

I've hurt me shoulder forcing this door - so I need a LONG LONG LONG drink, no straw, no cherry, no umbrella just pure alcohol, it's medicinal you know!!
lol

:lol:

16 Apr 2004

ERM! Heather how did you get in ? This building is equipped with all the lates high tec security gadgets. blink

Must speak with Sarge confused

Anyway now you're how about a bit of service with the drinks wink

16 Apr 2004

Thanks MrFC mines a stella thanks mate! my round next though!
and heather i aint looked at your website since this morning, so won't be soiling this evening hun! ;-) now get yasen off please! ya can worry bout the mess in the morning!
wheres the sarge???????
neil x

16 Apr 2004

We DON'T serve..... mad

:x
Have you poured my drink yet MrFC - you did come thumping on the door of GFZ and woke me out of a well deserved snooze so the least you can do is pour!! lol

16 Apr 2004

OK jags i'll get this one in! vodka lemonade? a nice merlot? or are you a cheap date and on the archers? Hhhhmmmm? Oh and do ya need a taxi???
neil x x x x

16 Apr 2004

:shock: cheep date , archers no please

16 Apr 2004

Mine's a Smirnoff Ice.....go easy on me though, sometimes if I drink too much I end up stripping off and dancing and I'm sure the men on here wouldn't want that sort of behaviour in the GFZ... :shock:

16 Apr 2004

Sorry jags, right long stiff one then :shock: Three bottles to start with is it then Helen :twisted:
Where are all the guys?
I can see I'm in for the runaround tonight sad

16 Apr 2004

Are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your wicked way with me MrFC? :shock:

16 Apr 2004

DreamerHelen!!!! please don't mention smirnoff ice cos 'll be tempted into a turbo shandy!!!! and it won't be pretty!! and fem_4_taboo............... damn i forgot what ya said already! but had a witty reply some time ago??????
drunkenly yours..............
neil x x x x x

16 Apr 2004

eeeybygummm
It cold and wet outside....where do you place your wet umbrellas?
Oh yes and these muddy wellies?

16 Apr 2004

FFS!!!!!! The place is full of chuffin birds!!!! Who left the chuffin door chuffin ajar ?????? mad

:x :x :x :x
Oih Girlies, BOG OFF to your BFZ and leave us manly men folk to talk about manly things In very manly ways!!!! confused

:? :?
Mr FC stop giving them drinks, they'll never go at this rate. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

16 Apr 2004

rocky!!!!! we don't really say that oooopppp north!!!!!
but where do i stick me flat cap!!!!! and me whippet's a bit randy........??????????
as for me ferrets???????? artificer where are you??????
neil x x x x x

16 Apr 2004

eyup...lad
thars from't north west me'luv..
nowsitthee 'er and gizza 'an 'and to pull be boowits off

16 Apr 2004

Sure Sarge I told them they would be in trouble when you turn up confused

It was Jags who forced the door :shock: :shock:
RIGHT GIRLIES [/size you heard the Sarge!!! redface

16 Apr 2004

if tha's avin trouble wit burds, stop chukkin' em't bread out...!

16 Apr 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!!!!! The place is full of chuffin birds!!!! Who left the chuffin door chuffin ajar ?????? :x :x :x :x
Oih Girlies, BOG OFF to your BFZ and leave us manly men folk to talk about manly things In very manly ways!!!!

Oh Sarge, stop your 'manly chuffin' and get the drinks :twisted:

16 Apr 2004

misschief....see
someone mentioned bread...and here you are...
Hehehe...? rolleyes

16 Apr 2004

Quote by MrFC
Sure Sarge I told them they would be in trouble when you turn up
It was Jags who forced the door :shock: :shock:
RIGHT GIRLIES [/size you heard the Sarge!!!

YOU asked me too!!!!
rolleyes

:roll:

16 Apr 2004

Right - where's the dungeon?? I can feel a need to be dominant brewing up....

16 Apr 2004

Rocky!!!! i'll have you know i went to public school, and haven't got a feckin clue what you just said!!!!!!
Tha knoss!!!!?????? hehehehe
artificer rounded them bloody ferrets up yet cos they scare me..........?????????

16 Apr 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!!!!! The place is full of chuffin birds!!!! Who left the chuffin door chuffin ajar ?????? :x :x :x :x
Oih Girlies, BOG OFF to your BFZ and leave us manly men folk to talk about manly things In very manly ways!!!! :? :?
Mr FC stop giving them drinks, they'll never go at this rate. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Flippin heck Sarge 48 mins off duty any you are in the GFZ!!!!!!!!
I'll be having words you you!
(btw - only post for this evening!)

16 Apr 2004

Ms Emma Peel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you don't know me but i KNOW YOU intimately (nearly)
pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
come back...........................you are sadly missed............and i ain't seen ya kit change yet FFS! lol ;-)
great big hugs and slurpy kisses!!!!!! neil x x x x x x
are you enticed even a little bit yet???????????