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OK, this is one of those ideas which could run & run, or divebomb!
Apologies if this has been done, but im sure it hasn't since i've been here.
My mind was drifting earlier to an experience I had a few years ago which I thought was quite unusual, but flucking fantastic. So I got to thinking, there must be so many hugely sexy ideas out there waiting to be explored. Why not collate them all in one place so others can try out ideas they may not have otherwise thought of?
In time honoured SH tradition, I'll go first!
Scenario; with a guy older than me, who I trusted implicitly, his bedroom. Me gently tied to the bed & blindfolded. Incidentally my 1st time tied up too!
O.K, this guy had massaged me thoroughly relaxed me, he had also used me as a fruit bowl & then made me eat said soft fruits........but then........
He poured a certain "Irish Cream" liquer over my clit & pussy,, then waited a few seconds for it to start to "warm" my cockles....the most amazing tingly sensation.....and then proceeded to lick it off. This done, he produced a "lolly" made of water in a mould & started to rub it in & on me. This cold, contrasted with the previous heat produced the most hypersensitive pussy region imaginable.......and then he would go warming me back up with his tongue again & go back to the irish cream.
Fluck, It was something else! The sex was average.......but the foreplay....OMG!
Remember that scene in Thelma & louise when they're in the diner after the Brad Pitt episode....."oh my god, you finally got laid properly!" ? Well, that was my expression as I left!
O.K guys.......over to you!
"Enhance YOUR sex life with Winchwench!"
Winch you saucy little minx ! smackbottom
I need another shower now ffs ! :giggle:
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Winch you saucy little minx ! smackbottom
I need another shower now ffs ! :giggle:

Just read it back......Can I join you?
Got the soap ready hun kiss
Whoooo!
See, its working already!
Another "tied to the bed" incident.
My better half once decided to see how far she could go to turn me on. She wore the sexiest satin neglige she had, stockings, suspenders, her tarty make-up and shoes, then decided to tie me to the bed.
While I was there, she used every part of her body tio stimulate me and keep me on the edge of cumming. I was like that for over an hour, unable to do anything but be teased.
One of my 'moments' was when I was given the ultimate hand job!
I was 'chatted' up by this girl at a Caister Soul Weekender.
Now I have to say I'm not a guy hung up on looks OK & this girl was no oil painting but OMG!!! she had me in stitches all night & that made up my mind to find out what more delights she may have to offer!
Invited her back to the caravan... cushions on the floor hey! it was a six sweater & I drew the short straw & got the settee!!! :fuckinghell:
Anyway it was a dead cert that we were only going to kiss & have a quick grope but when she grabbed hold of me & started pumping away... well!!! she had a very firm grip & her hands literally pistoned up & down.... no lube nothing!
When I finally let loose of the Man Yogurt she just kept going until I was spent!
This was nearly 8 years ago & despite her having a problem with my lifestyle we have recently got 'back' together just as fluck buddies.
Quote by winchwench
He poured a certain "Irish Cream" liquer over

I have the mint version here! want to come over??? lol :P
Quote by winchwench
He poured a certain "Irish Cream" liquer over my clit & pussy,, then waited a few seconds for it to start to "warm" my cockles....the most amazing tingly sensation.....and then proceeded to lick it off. This done, he produced a "lolly" made of water in a mould & started to rub it in & on me. This cold, contrasted with the previous heat produced the most hypersensitive pussy region imaginable.......and then he would go warming me back up with his tongue again & go back to the irish cream.
"Enhance YOUR sex life with Winchwench!"

choozy................. get some of that stuff in babe, we are staying in next weekend
wink passionkiss :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
He poured a certain "Irish Cream" liquer over

I have the mint version here! want to come over??? lol :P
biggrin Wheres the ruddy car keys???? bolt
Do we draw straws to see who goes first?
Quote by winchwench
OK, this is one of those ideas which could run & run, or divebomb!
Apologies if this has been done, but im sure it hasn't since i've been here.
My mind was drifting earlier to an experience I had a few years ago which I thought was quite unusual, but flucking fantastic. So I got to thinking, there must be so many hugely sexy ideas out there waiting to be explored. Why not collate them all in one place so others can try out ideas they may not have otherwise thought of?
In time honoured SH tradition, I'll go first!
Scenario; with a guy older than me, who I trusted implicitly, his bedroom. Me gently tied to the bed & blindfolded. Incidentally my 1st time tied up too!
O.K, this guy had massaged me thoroughly relaxed me, he had also used me as a fruit bowl & then made me eat said soft fruits........but then........
He poured a certain "Irish Cream" liquer over my clit & pussy,, then waited a few seconds for it to start to "warm" my cockles....the most amazing tingly sensation.....and then proceeded to lick it off. This done, he produced a "lolly" made of water in a mould & started to rub it in & on me. This cold, contrasted with the previous heat produced the most hypersensitive pussy region imaginable.......and then he would go warming me back up with his tongue again & go back to the irish cream.
Fluck, It was something else! The sex was average.......but the foreplay....OMG!
Remember that scene in Thelma & louise when they're in the diner after the Brad Pitt episode....."oh my god, you finally got laid properly!" ? Well, that was my expression as I left!
O.K guys.......over to you!
"Enhance YOUR sex life with Winchwench!"

WOW that sounds like fun! He says dashing out to the shop to buy a "a certain irish cream liquer" lol
Right, an unashamed big BUMP!
I may be parted from the internet (cd drive is shagged!) for a few days........
I will be needing some juicy ideas for when I return.............................................
Go experiment!
P.S, I know it was on a different thread......but love the spoon thing!
Come on guys, I know you can reach deep into the inner workings of your brains for me,
meantime, I'll miss you all
wave passionkiss
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He poured a certain "Irish Cream" liquer over my clit & pussy,, then waited a few seconds for it to start to "warm" my cockles....the most amazing tingly sensation.....and then proceeded to lick it off. This done, he produced a "lolly" made of water in a mould & started to rub it in & on me. This cold, contrasted with the previous heat produced the most hypersensitive pussy region imaginable.......and then he would go warming me back up with his tongue again & go back to the irish cream.
"Enhance YOUR sex life with Winchwench!"

choozy................. get some of that stuff in babe, we are staying in next weekend
wink passionkiss :twisted:
Works with toothpaste too, makes you feel all warm and tingly !
what about plumping lipgloss, anyone brave enough?
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what about plumping lipgloss, anyone brave enough?

what the feck is plumping lipgloss? dunno
Sorry, I have nothing to ad to this thread that would enhance the experience. No, honestly. it sounds just about perfect.
For some :twisted: for the ultimate experience ............. contact ................... LOL
sorry as usual couldnt resist lmao
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what about plumping lipgloss, anyone brave enough?

what the feck is plumping lipgloss? dunno
It's supposed to create a slight allergic reaction in your lips and increase the blood flow, tingles apparently - not tried it.
Allllrighty.
In the hope of earning some "Pinky Points"(tm someone or other dunno) I'm bumping a thread I thought would have done pretty well originally- but it never made it past page one!
However, there's lots of new talent in the ranks now so I thought I'd give it a second airing.
Go on, tell us all your tips n tricks.......... wink
no where near the same league as wenchy but here goes nothing lol
A f/b (who was no more than a quick shag and go at the time never staying more than hour) decided to treat me to night in a hotel :shock: as dek was away and it twas my birthday. i wasnt keen but went along with it cos i had nothing better to do rolleyes we had a meal then back at the room, had stay up all night sex and did things i hadnt given much thought to in the past
it was a shock to say the least :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Tan, was it you who shagged a work man at your house?? (hope so cos I will look a complete tw@t if it wasnt lol :lolsmile
I think thats so horny, and something I would love to do that, but would never ever have the guts to do that!!
If it was .......can you please relate the story here for ickle me. :inlove:
Quote by Bonedigger
Tan, was it you who shagged a work man at your house?? (hope so cos I will look a complete tw@t if it wasnt lol :lolsmile
I think thats so horny, and something I would love to do that, but would never ever have the guts to do that!!
If it was .......can you please relate the story here for ickle me. :inlove:

it was indeed! wink
I once walked around our town centre with only a Mac on! I was freezing like.. BUT I was so turned on by the whole thing, the feeling of air circling round my bits n pieces was so erotic. By the time I got home, I unzipped my then partner's pants, brought him to life and slid seductively down on him.... nice. :rascal:
Quote by jaymar
I once walked around our town centre with only a Mac on! I was freezing like.. BUT I was so turned on by the whole thing, the feeling of air circling round my bits n pieces was so erotic. By the time I got home, I unzipped my then partner's pants, brought him to life and slid seductively down on him.... nice. :rascal:

Nice!
I once did a similar thing... went to my partners place of work one night in just a coat, underwear, stockings and heels... every evening one of them had to cover the office till 9pm. Got to the office at about 8:55pm, went up in the lift (grinning at the guy on the reception/security desk - who must've guessed!) went into his office, flashed him and told him to pack up, get home and fuck me....
Needless to say he was surprised and not a little horny!!
We had the best snog ever if the lift on the way down and I kept him interested in the car on the way home too!!
What a fab shag when we got in... didn't even make it upstairs, he fucked me up against the bannisters in the hall!
Nola xx
Quote by Bonedigger
Tan, was it you who shagged a work man at your house?? (hope so cos I will look a complete tw@t if it wasnt lol :lolsmile
I think thats so horny, and something I would love to do that, but would never ever have the guts to do that!!
If it was .......can you please relate the story here for ickle me. :inlove:

yes it were me redface surprisedops:
well round some men i come over as the natural flirt, women i tend to be more shy around rolleyes so at the beginning of having work done on my house the foreman was having a cuppa and we were talking bout someone he would like to shag and someone he already had on the go confused and me being not so discreet (and horny) said wud he like another one on the go so to speak cool :oops: but then the convo stops because someone else comes in, i had to go out somewhere so i gives him my number incase he needed me :giggle: (house stuff only honest) so then i gets a text asking if i was being serious sillyhwoar: after a couple of days of text sex we find ourselfs on our own bolt up the stairs getting down to it and got rudely interupted banghead leaving us a bit flustered to say the least we eventualy did the deed the day after :inlove: and he made me come with penetration alone :smitten: house is all finished but he still visits for his cuppa and quick romp :lol:
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Allllrighty.
In the hope of earning some "Pinky Points"(tm someone or other dunno) I'm bumping a thread I thought would have done pretty well originally- but it never made it past page one!
However, there's lots of new talent in the ranks now so I thought I'd give it a second airing.
Go on, tell us all your tips n tricks.......... wink

Well winchy m'dear you are streets ahead in the Pinky Pointsgame, have another 1,500 worship
shall come back with my addition later :wink:
OK here goes:
with a trusted FB .... being handcuffed to a pole wearing just knickers, stockings and heels and being teased so badly, I am begging for his touch....writhing around to the music....but waiting for something to happen, he waits, he teases, then suddenly he spreads my legs, holds on to my arse and licks my pussy sitting underneath me....
fabulous memory.....need cold shower now
pink x
p.s. Pinky Points available - collect yours in this thread
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p.s. Pinky Points available - collect yours in this thread

do i get pinky points lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by dekntan

p.s. Pinky Points available - collect yours in this thread

do i get pinky points lol :lol: :lol:
Yep Tan, step forward! you get 2,300 for two seperate stories :lol:
Quote by blueandpink

p.s. Pinky Points available - collect yours in this thread

do i get pinky points lol :lol: :lol:
Yep Tan, step forward! you get 2,300 for two seperate stories :lol:
yikes :shock: ty will be back with more whem my keyboard sobers up kiss
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p.s. Pinky Points available - collect yours in this thread

do i get pinky points lol :lol: :lol:
Oooooh, can I have some please?!
:lol:
Nola xx