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The very nearly GFZ!!!!
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It was involved in a 'hit and run' incident last night and had a little bump, so I'm just banging out the dent, giving it a little polish and will put it back in a bit.
Sorry to inconvenience you, but in the meantime, here's some music
tum ti tum te tum tum, tum te tum te tum.
Mal
Sorry to inconvenience you, but in the meantime, here's some music
tum ti tum te tum tum, tum te tum te tum.
Mal
Quote by Mal
It was involved in a 'hit and run' incident last night and had a little bump, so I'm just banging out the dent, giving it a little polish and will put it back in a bit.
Sorry to inconvenience you, but in the meantime, here's some music
tum ti tum te tum tum, tum te tum te tum.
Mal
Ta :thumbup:
Quote by Mal
It was involved in a 'hit and run' incident last night and had a little bump, so I'm just banging out the dent, giving it a little polish and will put it back in a bit.
Sorry to inconvenience you, but in the meantime, here's some music
tum ti tum te tum tum, tum te tum te tum.
Mal
you nice the test card to go with it mal
Sex God
Jiggle 
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I would have thought you were far too young to remember that.
SO GFZ is missing, so we will have to make do with this thread for now. :lol:
Jacuzzi is clean, fridge is re stocked, jiggle is sorting out the SH BBQ for 12 noon.
Off to find a deck chair :lol:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:I would have thought you were far too young to remember that.
SO GFZ is missing, so we will have to make do with this thread for now. :lol:
Jacuzzi is clean, fridge is re stocked, jiggle is sorting out the SH BBQ for 12 noon.
Off to find a deck chair :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Jiggle
I would have thought you were far too young to remember that.
SO GFZ is missing, so we will have to make do with this thread for now. :lol:
Jacuzzi is clean, fridge is re stocked, jiggle is sorting out the SH BBQ for 12 noon.
Off to find a deck chair :lol:
thats right.. food posioning all round!!!!! lol..
i think i might cheat and sneak down to the local Beefeater and bring back a few mix grills. :-)
Quote by Mal
Sorry to inconvenience you, but in the meantime, here's some music
tum ti tum te tum tum, tum te tum te tum.
Mal
I have an unfortunate habit... it seems every time I walk into the kitchen to burn something... I'll turn on the radio...
and what do i hear...EVERYYY TIIIIME?...
the Archers! A simple Tale of Everyday Country Folk.
have I stumbled onto the net today and found the same Mal?
Is that tune The Archers?
lp
Sex God
Jiggle
As long as you are serving, then any thing cook well will do, and don't forget the salad as well.
As long as you are serving, then any thing cook well will do, and don't forget the salad as well.
Quote by Sarah
Jiggle
As long as you are serving, then any thing cook well will do, and don't forget the salad as well.
i'll be your host for the afternoon. and i wont have the attiture of whats his name out of the F Word.
so am i only alowed to where the Pinny?. i'll just have to remmber not to bend over to pick anything up cause the sight of my rear end my put a few off there food.
oh.. and i'm just about old enough to rember the test card.. only just though lol.... :-)
Sex God
ohh tossed yes please!!
We might need a patio heater as well it is a bit cold
We might need a patio heater as well it is a bit cold
Quote by Sarah
ohh tossed yes please!!
We might need a patio heater as well it is a bit cold
i think a check list is needed.
Pinny ....... Check
Firelighter .......... check
Patio Heater ...........
booze and plenty of it .........
Food (i nearly for got that one ......... Check
Sarah to wipe my brow when the heat gets to much for me .........
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It's bad news guys 
You know when you take a car to the garage thinking it's just something minor........................
and they stand there tutting, shaking their head and drawing in a deep intake of breath..................
.........I'm afraid that's what they did with the GFZ!! :upset:
so for this week only you can all play in here instead!
I know the decor leaves a little bit to be desired but there are some paints and brushes round the back and a few rolls of flock wallpaper - you could redecorate!!
normal service will be resumed next week with the REAL GFZ! :rose: :rose: :cheers:
Mal
You know when you take a car to the garage thinking it's just something minor........................
and they stand there tutting, shaking their head and drawing in a deep intake of breath..................
.........I'm afraid that's what they did with the GFZ!! :upset:
so for this week only you can all play in here instead!
I know the decor leaves a little bit to be desired but there are some paints and brushes round the back and a few rolls of flock wallpaper - you could redecorate!!
normal service will be resumed next week with the REAL GFZ! :rose: :rose: :cheers:
Mal
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Quote by Mal
It's bad news guys
You know when you take a car to the garage thinking it's just something minor........................
and they stand there tutting, shaking their head and drawing in a deep intake of breath..................
.........I'm afraid that's what they did with the GFZ!! :upset:
so for this week only you can all play in here instead!
I know the decor leaves a little bit to be desired but there are some paints and brushes round the back and a few rolls of flock wallpaper - you could redecorate!!
normal service will be resumed next week with the REAL GFZ! :rose: :rose: :cheers:
Mal
Wise move - I think the piston rings were shot! It would never have passed the emissions test!
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Quote by Ukwineman
is it beer o'clock yet
still have to clean my flat at some point
Clean your flat what?
and it's always beer o'clock!! :cheers:
Sex God
Quote by Mal
is it beer o'clock yet
still have to clean my flat at some point
Clean your flat what?
and it's always beer o'clock!! :cheers:
You can laugh,,,,,,guess who has just done the hoovering........
and as for beer, no not yet, as you are going out tonight,
1. You are driving there, and even if you weren't
2. I am sure our hosts for the night wont want you arriving pissed!!
:lol:
Sex God
Quote by goose35
Awwwww was having fun in the other GFZ i was sat between tow sexy laidies about to be punished
Anyroad up ill have a drink later ill just relax on the sofa
You were OK - I was just about to have me balls cut off - they were trying to head me off at John O' Groats. How did they discover me plan to make a break for the North Pole I wanna know? :lol:
Quote by westerross
Awwwww was having fun in the other GFZ i was sat between tow sexy laidies about to be punished
Anyroad up ill have a drink later ill just relax on the sofa
You were OK - I was just about to have me balls cut off - they were trying to head me off at John O' Groats. How did they discover me plan to make a break for the North Pole I wanna know? :lol:
Ooooh ouch :lol:
I didn't tell em :lol:
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
awwwww choon come ere ile hide yer
needs to lay down again
Oooh where'll you hide me then? Can I make suggestions?? :twisted:
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
How did they discover me plan to make a break for the North Pole I wanna know?
We know you too well honey
Sex God
Well I think I could fit quite nicely down the front of that mauve number yer wearing in yer avatar for starters.
Then I'd like to move on to something a bit more..... p'raps later.
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Then I'd like to move on to something a bit more..... p'raps later.
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Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
mmmmmmmmm been warned about ur suggestions young man
:shock: :shock: :shock:
But you can say anything you like to me if you call me young man!!
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Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
How did they discover me plan to make a break for the North Pole I wanna know?
We know you too well honey
Hmmm, yes you do don't you!
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Sex God
Are you barman tonight Goosey.......large dry white white over here when you ready......and I'll just chill out and perve the pole dancers...... 
