The weirdest place you''''ve ever had an orgasm?

16 Apr 2008

In the bell tower of the local church with my first girlfriend. (helped that I had the key as my dad was the rev, lol.) In the words of leslie philips, "ding, dong!"
In the staff room of the local wimpy, again with first gf...
Hell we were horny all the blody time back then, trains, back of cars, lifts, allyways, grave yards, just about anywhere where we were together and no one else was about, lol.

16 Apr 2008

Quote by MikeNorth
I had a female friend who once told me afterwards that she's had an orgasm while we were sitting together in the audience at a classical concert in the Albert Hall. I'd been completely unaware - she'd hidden it very well. The piece of music was the Unfinished Symphony.
Her symphony definitely didn't remain unfinished.

I was at a concert last night where the Philharmonia played this; I didn't have an orgasm though, just a vanilla tub! sad

16 Apr 2008

Quote by winchwench
So jaymar, you would like to know how weird we are?
weirdest;
down in the woods, no
side of a cliff, no
in a horse box,?
train loo, ?
All in company.
You pick! Then tell me if I am weird.

T, my friend.... are you feeling ok this morning?? kiss

I like weird... maybe the side of the cliff could be a little weird especially if you're hanging on with one arm and playing with the other... other than that? dunno

Seems pretty feckin weird to me! :shock:Now I do not feel well!!!!!

16 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
So jaymar, you would like to know how weird we are?
weirdest;
down in the woods, no
side of a cliff, no
in a horse box,?
train loo, ?
All in company.
You pick! Then tell me if I am weird.

T, my friend.... are you feeling ok this morning?? kiss

I like weird... maybe the side of the cliff could be a little weird especially if you're hanging on with one arm and playing with the other... other than that? dunno

Feeling fine.
No not hanging, but the fisherman may have had a view.

16 Apr 2008

ooh just remembered one
mcdonalds disables toilet with um 5 other men redface

ops: :oops:

16 Apr 2008

Was the first 750 I rode the 'kettle', gave me a stiffy for sure, though I had cum until I realised the radiator cap had blown off lol.
Jaymar, We got a nice n fast Kawa zx6 n leathers, may just do the trick heheheh
Pete n Jane
xxxxxxx

Quote by jaymar
Many years ago I had a Suzuki GT750 motorbike and my girlfriend of the time used to love putting her arms around me while out for a run at night (tho the day was occasionally done too)... unzipping AND unbuttoning my pants... and bringing me to orgasm while doing stupid speeds, which was reckless I know but hey.. I was 19!
The Suzuki was an old two-stroke... me too sometimes!
Peace
Aq

Being on a motorbike alone would've brought me off! I'm so excited at the prospect of putting on some leathers and mounting a bike... one day perhaps cool

16 Apr 2008

I was ready for one today when I was having coffee with a rather delightful and very sexy young man :twisted:
and no, I didn't :giggle: I'm saving that for tomorrow night :twisted:

16 Apr 2008

On my own
In the loo's at work
Driving on the motorway
In the swimming baths
In the changing rooms
With someone else
In a graveyard
On a train
At the services
In a hospital kitchen
In a bird watchers hut
Hopefully more to cum wink

16 Apr 2008

Quote by Steve
Whats really wierd is that you thought of that kind of cliff in the first place :lol2:

you wouldn't think it weird if if were your pole I was hanging on to now would you dearest??
lol

16 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
Whats really wierd is that you thought of that kind of cliff in the first place :lol2:

you wouldn't think it weird if if were your pole I was hanging on to now would you dearest??
lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

16 Apr 2008

Quote by cumeetus
Was the first 750 I rode the 'kettle', gave me a stiffy for sure, though I had cum until I realised the radiator cap had blown off lol.
Jaymar, We got a nice n fast Kawa zx6 n leathers, may just do the trick heheheh
Pete n Jane
xxxxxxx
Many years ago I had a Suzuki GT750 motorbike and my girlfriend of the time used to love putting her arms around me while out for a run at night (tho the day was occasionally done too)... unzipping AND unbuttoning my pants... and bringing me to orgasm while doing stupid speeds, which was reckless I know but hey.. I was 19!
The Suzuki was an old two-stroke... me too sometimes!
Peace
Aq

Being on a motorbike alone would've brought me off! I'm so excited at the prospect of putting on some leathers and mounting a bike... one day perhaps cool

I'm all yours!

16 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
Whats really wierd is that you thought of that kind of cliff in the first place :lol2:

you wouldn't think it weird if if were your pole I was hanging on to now would you dearest??
lol

You never know till you try ;-)

17 Apr 2008

Quote by Whipsnspurs
,
you can not have a horse box as a weird place to have sex. we do it in ours all the time, and the stables. there are just far too many of us shagging in horse boxes for it to be weird :twisted:
whips

That would be the hay barn out as well then?

19 Apr 2008

I colour up every time I think about this fucker! redface

My mate and I were in Holland. We were visiting my mother who had spent the afternoon at her sister’s apartment. Quite why it was suggested has been lost to the mists of time, but a wanking race was announced by my testosterone tormented sidekick. :twisted:
My Aunt lived in a neat and minimalist apartment that offered a panoramic view over a large sprawling city forged from the ashes of WW11. Rising several storeys into the air, her flat was but two from the top. Our “action man” paratrooper didn’t need to be catapulted into the heavens to ensure a safe descent under a fully deployed canopy, but salvaging him from various balconies was tedious. A good wank was undoubtedly called for. cool

The challenge was this. Upon the doors closing, we would ascend to the penthouse. That would be the finishing line at which the sweat and jism soaked victor would take his glory. “Tackle out” would commence on the outer corrugated door blocking our view to the outside world. The inner doors had two elongated glass panels affording excellent views of the inner workings of the lift shaft itself. confused

The plan was sound enough. Once we’d reached the top, it was simply a matter of pressing the appropriate button to commence our descent to my Aunt’s apartment, where one man would emerge triumphant. The doors closed and a finger paused by a large round button. A sharp prod and the sound of the lifts mechanism resonated throughout the building. With bell bottomed trousers piled around our ankles we set upon our sausages with a fury rarely witnessed in peacetime. Our facial expressions were not dissimilar to that of a khaki clad Jap thrashing through a bamboo thicket clutching a stick grenade. lol

It was somewhere around floor five that I felt I might have this thing won. 8-) The image of a mini skirt clad Indonesian of vague acquaintance was forged upon my mind, and already things were getting heated down below. “This could be a personal best” I mused. Looking down, I marvelled at the rigidity of my modest organ. Reflecting on it now, I could only describe it as a “bastard on”, and I swear, were the lift to jam, it would have been no difficulty to prise open the doors with that pink crowbar of mine then prop the fucking lift up with it afterwards, such was it's erectile force.
The hairs upon my head were prickling, my brain began to effervesce and my mouth muscles conspired to give such rigidity to my gaping orifice that I now resembled a particularly surprised monkey of south American rainforest heritage. My accompanying “ooh ooh” sounds emulating the aforementioned beast in a way that in turn confirmed our ancestral links and my current preoccupation with all things banana shaped. :lol:
Then all hell broke loose. :? Our plan hadn’t taken into account one very important factor. The apartments that comprised the top three floors had GLASS doors, not corrugated. As is so often the case, fate dealt us a master blow. Assembled at the lift doors were not only my Mother, but my Aunt and Uncle. By now I had victory in my sights. The spanking motions were frantic, as were my friend’s. We sailed upwards past the glass doors and my assembled kin. Their faces were indifferent, the visual information they were receiving was just too bizarre to process. surprised

ops:
We reached the top floor and attempted to gather our thoughts. Somehow we had to salvage some dignity from this nightmare. We could think of fuck all, so said nothing. To rub salt into an already life changing wound, my mate won! I think maybe it was the strangest circumantial orgasm of mine :lol:

19 Apr 2008

Mr Jaffa says at a golf course in the front of a works van .wtf first time he has told me .Me ummmm a kiddies park on the swings but can i just say no children about it was 2oclock in the morning

19 Apr 2008

I've had an orgasm up Mount Teide in Tenerife! lol

19 Apr 2008

The first year I joined the fire service, we turned out to a chemical plant on fire, as we rolled up the fire was really going well and as we were a specialist fire appliance with these huge gas tight suits, we were told to put breathing apparatus on, and then "go under air" and then get in these fooking massive gas tight suits and just "stand by" to go in, if case any of the firefighters already in there, got in to trouble, and need pulling out.
Once inside these suits there is a little window to look out of, other than than you are conpletly hidden from the world, you and everything you are wearing is inside the suit, they a new thing then and ofcourse the tv camera guys started to take an interest.
I parked myself on a drum and started to wait, as the tv cameras started to zoom in on us, (as we was the only thing to look at) , as I sat there I pulled my arms out off the gas tight suits arms , on the inside if you know what I mean and started to stroke my cock, rub it really, when I suddenly thought I could have a wank inside this huge frigging gas tight , son of a bitch, suit, without anyone knowing, and be on the news at the same time.
So breathing in I closed my eyes and thought about my favourite fantasy, it was a great feeling so risky and I came really quickly inside my suit, on the evening granada news.... he he he redface

21 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
I've had an orgasm up Mount Teide in Tenerife!

Did the earth move for you?

21 Apr 2008

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I've had an orgasm up Mount Teide in Tenerife!

Did the earth move for you?
oh yes and a kind of wet eruption! wink

21 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
I've had an orgasm up Mount Teide in Tenerife!

Did the earth move for you?
oh yes and a kind of wet eruption! wink

An ooze or was it explosive?

21 Apr 2008

Quote by
I've had an orgasm up Mount Teide in Tenerife!

Did the earth move for you?
oh yes and a kind of wet eruption! wink

An ooze or was it explosive?
Just an ooze, the explosion came later... cool

23 Apr 2008

The wierdest place for me was Bridlington. lol

In all seriousness though, Mandy does sneak off a couple of times a week a work for a fiddle in the disabled loo. My place was in the middle of the desert in Oman when on sentry duty at three in the morning.

23 Apr 2008

in a changing room at makro, wife was trying on clothing and i had to give it to her doggie! lol

23 Apr 2008

in a changing room at makro, wife was trying on clothing and i had to give it to her doggie! lol

23 Apr 2008

In the back of an Ambulance biggrin