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22 Aug 2006

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21 Aug 2006

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? :crazy:

21 Aug 2006

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

21 Aug 2006

flippin hell essex...what a smoothtalker you are! :inlove:
"can you see yourself in me?" lol

21 Aug 2006

"I wish you were my lurve buffet, so I could lay you down on the table and take what I want"

21 Aug 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
flippin hell essex...what a smoothtalker you are! :inlove:
"can you see yourself in me?"

21 Aug 2006

Quote by essex34m
flippin hell essex...what a smoothtalker you are! :inlove:
"can you see yourself in me?"

go apprentice go... u r on a roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even bipaula is wilting at yr eloquence lol
RWL

21 Aug 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
flippin hell essex...what a smoothtalker you are! :inlove:
"can you see yourself in me?"

go apprentice go... u r on a roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even bipaula is wilting at yr eloquence lol
RWL
i have so many more, i really shouldnt prewarn my victims, i mean the lovely ladies i would be tempted to try them on

21 Aug 2006

Lick your finger, wipe it on their clothes and on your and then say
"Say, why don't we get out of these wet things?" :twisted:

21 Aug 2006

Eventually, your standards will lower enough to include me....
...I'll be waiting.
:shock:

21 Aug 2006

( in best Joey voice ) How YOU doing? :rascal:

21 Aug 2006

I once begged a girl for sex!
'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute!'
I cried...
She then replied...
'What am I, a microwave?'
redface

22 Aug 2006

"That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be cumming too!"