To counteract the flirt thread, and mainly because I'm so bad at it, I though I'd start another where you can put the worst cringe inflicting flirts to the previous poster. You know the kind of thing, when you're standing there and want the earth to swallow you whole once you've realised what you've said.
H.x
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To counteract the flirt thread, and mainly because I'm so bad at it, I though I'd start another where you can put the worst cringe inflicting flirts to the previous poster. You know the kind of thing, when you're standing there and want the earth to swallow you whole once you've realised what you've said.
H.x
ooh, now this one i will follow, so i can see where im going wrong, as people tend to be too polite in their replies lol
Quote by H-x
To counteract the flirt thread, and mainly because I'm so bad at it, I though I'd start another where you can put the worst cringe inflicting flirts to the previous poster. You know the kind of thing, when you're standing there and want the earth to swallow you whole once you've realised what you've said.
H.x
That's all very interesting dear... but when are we going to have sex?
Sexpert
So, what part of Lesbia dya come from ...
Sex God
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The valley in the middle.
H.x
u just got to the top of my todo list
ill have a full english breakfast tomorow babe :shock:
Sex God
WooHoo
get ur coat uv pulled u sweet talker u :shock:
get ur coat uv pulled u sweet talker u :shock:
Sex God
hay babe whats a nice girl like u doin in a place like this?
my face is leavin in 5mins be on it
my face is leavin in 5mins be on it
Master of Sex
Fancy a pizza and a fluck?
*slap*
We can always skip the pizza........ :twisted:
*slap*
We can always skip the pizza........ :twisted:
Sex God
so tell me wich cloud did u fall off angel
im off to the bog im goin to be sick
im off to the bog im goin to be sick
Master of Sex
Ladies, it's your lucky night! You get to have me!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Master of Sex
"You might as well sleep with me. I’ll tell all my friends you did, anyway,"
:shock:
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