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There are slugs at the bottom of my garden!

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Quote by corriefem
And Ive met a man wearing pink knickers lol

Funny that - I always heard she did not wear any........... :shock: :shock:
Put a shallow dish with beer down. Irresistible to the little buggers and at least they die happy............
(This reminds me of Jaspr Carrot talking about getting rid of moles!)
Fred
We had a similar problem and despite best efforts couldn't get rid of the buggers, so we have planted all our plants in next doors garden and now they go there instead :smug:
I had a problem with slugs so I built a slug sized Alton Towers at the bottom of the garden so they had somewhere to play
all was well until the Hse came along and closed it down...and now Ive had to spend eight zillion pounds on improvements :cry:
I dont know you try and do the right thing
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I HATE SLUGS!!!!!!!!!

I once stepped on some barefoot - they oozed between my toes!!! :shock:
I've detested the little devils ever since!
AND this weather (humid and damp) is perfect for them. I have to put my wellies on just to put the washing out just in case.
Is that just your wellies alex
If so can I come and hold the basket for you lol
Quote by warwick
Is that just your wellies alex
If so can I come and hold the basket for you lol

Course you can (on the proviso that you do the ironing afterwards!)
Quote by frogster
I want to know what slugs eat???? and why do they come into my kitchen??? do they like Chicken Madras, Chillie, Spag Bowl, Full English? got be some reason???
Frogster
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I think they will eat anything they can get their slim on!
I'm normally a gentle, tolerant and considerate person. However I am under serious threat of redundancy and I like my job and my lifestyle so I have been coming home very cross. This Monday I took vengeance on an overgrown clump of ornamental grass which had to come out and which was heavily populated with giant snails and totally disgusting orange slugs. For half an hour as I hacked away I threw numerous examples of both life-forms over the back fence with gusto, vaguely aware of the occasional 'clunk'. Suddenly I heard : 'Hoy!! Will you stop throwing snails at my car!!! I'm throwing them back.' Which he did.
Oh yearch. Angry, guilty AND pelted with molluscs. It has not been a great week.
Jezzay.
lol Jezzay, he obviously wasn't a snail male......
Mike.