Things you never expected to hear from your partner

4 Sep 2007

Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?” blink

:giggle:

4 Sep 2007

Fire…I’d love a gooki handbag……
Storm…You mean Gucci….. rolleyes

4 Sep 2007

many books in a treeology Stormy :huh:

4 Sep 2007

hunny, i'd like to explore my bi side :eek: :eek: :shock: :shock:

4 Sep 2007

I love it when you sing cos you've a voice like an angel.

4 Sep 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?”

and what's wrong with that request?? lol

keeps everything nice n smooth! cool

and....
"I've a headache.." lol

4 Sep 2007

:eeek:

:taz:
Sorry I just can't find the words!!!!!

4 Sep 2007

Quote by firelizard
:eeek:
:taz:
Sorry I just can't find the words!!!!!

want me to hold him down for ya chick, so that you can give him a good spanking :lol2:

4 Sep 2007

Offering to help as well :giggle:

4 Sep 2007

Leave the poor bloke alone :cry: .....
confused

Nah.... actually, he deserves a good spanking for this thread! :thumbup:

4 Sep 2007

Quote by poshkate
:eeek:
:taz:
Sorry I just can't find the words!!!!!

want me to hold him down for ya chick, so that you can give him a good spanking :lol2:
No, because if you were holding me down I would find far better things to do than spanking Stormy :twisted:

4 Sep 2007

Quote by Sarah
Offering to help as well :giggle:

Oooh a girly threesome coming on :bounce:

4 Sep 2007

i look better in that outfit than you darling :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :censored:
bolt

4 Sep 2007

heres a tena get out for a drink lol

5 Sep 2007

Mine told me I had *stout legs* and I looked good in a dim light!
Im now divorced! confused

5 Sep 2007

:love: :love: She was 20yrs old cute sexy and said 'I do' :shock: :love: :love:

5 Sep 2007

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
heres a tena get out for a drink

Do you have a problem we should know about then? :giggle:
Offers to help Fire in any way she deems necessary.....

5 Sep 2007

Quote by firelizard
Offering to help as well :giggle:

Oooh a girly threesome coming on :bounce:

*pulls up chair and opens bag of corn chips*

Quote by anais
Mine told me I had *stout legs* and I looked good in a dim light!
Im now divorced!

Obviously a graduate of the Bernard Manning School of Charm. :giggle:

5 Sep 2007

"Stileto , why ai'nt I on that site withyou!!!"
"Stileto again!! Take me dogging!!!!!!!!!!"

7 Sep 2007

"Ive got my wallet, im paying". PMSL I dont think so Mr Allofus

2 Jan 2009

Some of these made me chuckle!

2 Jan 2009

Other half left voice mail message a while back and said "Hi me, its you".

2 Jan 2009

Quote by noladreams30
Some of these made me chuckle!

Nola you so need a spanking for this!!!!! smackbottom

2 Jan 2009

Darling would you like me to do the washing up?
mad

2 Jan 2009

Quote by Firelizard
Some of these made me chuckle!

Nola you so need a spanking for this!!!!! smackbottom

Mission accomplished :rascal:

2 Jan 2009

Quote by Firelizard
Some of these made me chuckle!

Nola you so need a spanking for this!!!!! smackbottom

Having just read the first page ......
Any one else got a feeling of deja vu ?? biggrin

2 Jan 2009

Quote by Stormwalker
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?”
:giggle:

What do you do when you hear that from someone who's not your partner?! :giggle:
bolt

2 Jan 2009

Quote by Dirtygirlie
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?”
:giggle:

What do you do when you hear that from someone who's not your partner?! :giggle:
bolt

I say "make yourself comfortable DG, this could take some time"
lol

2 Jan 2009

Quote by Dirtygirlie
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?”
:giggle:

What do you do when you hear that from someone who's not your partner?! :giggle:
bolt

:shock:

But.... but.... you're my huswife!!
:giggle:

2 Jan 2009

Quote by Stormwalker
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?”
:giggle:

What do you do when you hear that from someone who's not your partner?! :giggle:
bolt

I say "make yourself comfortable DG, this could take some time"
lol

You want your arse shaved?! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:mrgreen:
bolt