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9 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
RIGHT where the loo! ops: :oops:

eerm bit of a problem there Debbs..............gotta be warwicks pocket I'm afraid
:eeek: but i need a you no :oops: :oops: and some toilet paper!.....you no the soft stuff with pretty pattens on it............ ooo dear :oops: :oops: sorry warick
If you're quick they might never notice.

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
A No 2.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :shock:

yes re-lapse lets hope so...........Debbs dumps in warwicks pocket....sounds a fair exchange given that the best he offered was half a pork pie garnished in fag ash as a dinner date......sort of a reminder that sticking his hand in his pocket and paying for a decent meal in a decent restuarant, is a much better option.

9 Dec 2004

Oh Mr lardy dar davej with all your southern sophistication
A good night out here in the civilised midlands and only if youre really trying to impress would consist of a portion of fish and chips shared on a park bench in the cemetary
with two plastic forks
after a couple of halves of mild in the local :shock:
better than your poncy wine bars and nouvelle cuisine
half a sprout on a bed of lettuce for a tenner FFS rolleyes

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
RIGHT where the loo! ops: :oops:

eerm bit of a problem there Debbs..............gotta be warwicks pocket I'm afraid
:eeek: but i need a you no :oops: :oops: and some toilet paper!.....you no the soft stuff with pretty pattens on it............ ooo dear :oops: :oops: sorry warick
davej considers debbiewebbs request and after consideration of the fact that she fLucked off and didn't post for a while, decides that whilst she should be supplied with some toilet paper just for the sake of hygeine, she should also pay the penalty for deserting us.........
davej opens cupboard door and flings in one roll of Izzal paper......those of us that have had to use this product in the past will fully appreciate the suffering that comes with it.

9 Dec 2004

Davej in evil gansta mind mode. lol

:lol:

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Smack bottoms are most welcome
Debsxxxxxxxx

Is that better Debbiewebs? Saw plenty of the same last night, when the person on the receiving end seemed to protest the more she liked it.......... terrible acting! biggrin

:P

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Davej in evil gansta mind mode. :lol:

no messin this end re-lapse...none of yer namby pamby shoot em in the knees stuff here ......oh no....just make em use Izzal !!!!!

9 Dec 2004

Here ya go Debs

Dawn :silly:

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Here ya go Debs

Dawn :silly:

ooh Dawn TA babes kiss

......................... ooooooooo thats better!.......good job there is a mop and bucket in here.......................... errrrr upps who left Sarge tin hat in here.....sorry sarge redface

(beats that Lzzal stuff)
Ooooooooo and how did you get the bloody key confused

:
Warwick Wrote

Oh Mr lardy dar davej with all your southern sophistication
A good night out here in the civilised midlands and only if youre really trying to impress would consist of a portion of fish and chips shared on a park bench in the cemetary
with two plastic forks
after a couple of halves of mild in the local
better than your poncy wine bars and nouvelle cuisine
half a sprout on a bed of lettuce for a tenner FFS

Now look here you...........you are ment to be sucking up to Dave j arse
Not bloody tugging at his piles!..................... FFS we will never get out of here!
OOOOOOOOO Dave................ come look through the key hole!...
Debbiwebs got some thing for you.......

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Now look here you...........you are ment to be sucking up to Dave j arse
Not bloody tugging at his piles!..................... FFS we will never get out of here!
OOOOOOOOO Dave................ come look through the key hole!...
Debbiwebs got some thing for you.......

Ha !!.... no good giving me the old hip wiggle and wibbly wobbly boobie stuff debbiewebs...aint gonna work !
if you think that I'm stoooopid enough :silly: to stick my eye up against the keyhole so you can push the contents of the Sarge's hat through from your side, then think again.... flipa

9 Dec 2004

Quote by davej

Now look here you...........you are ment to be sucking up to Dave j arse
Not bloody tugging at his piles!..................... FFS we will never get out of here!
OOOOOOOOO Dave................ come look through the key hole!...
Debbiwebs got some thing for you.......

Ha !!.... no good giving me the old hip wiggle and wibbly wobbly boobie stuff debbiewebs...aint gonna work !
if you think that I'm stoooopid enough :silly: to stick my eye up against the keyhole so you can push the contents of the Sarge's hat through from your side, then think again.... flipa

Right ya bugger upps nice man!.......Debs going to have to think on this one and get back 2100 hrs

9 Dec 2004

RIGHT NOW WILL YOU LET ME OUT YA BUGGER
Look what Debs got you
wink
wink
here we go
nearly there

9 Dec 2004

:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Well if davej won't let you out I certainly will. wink

Roger the Dragon
(Polishing his key as we speak.)

9 Dec 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Well if davej won't let you out I certainly will.
Roger the Dragon
(Polishing his key as we speak.)

So you have the bloody key hey!
Now come on let me out of here!.........................ooooooooooooooo Roger!

9 Dec 2004

I'm here !!!
The only problem is that this is a magic key - once it has been used the released maiden (You) has to grant 3 wishes to the valiant hero (Me).
I'm sure that is fine with you though? wink

Roger the Dr.... Valiant Hero.

9 Dec 2004

Don't listen to him. That's a very odd shaped key he's polishing. It is magic though, it's definitely growing.

9 Dec 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
Don't listen to him. That's a very odd shaped key he's polishing. It is magic though, it's definitely growing.

Now then northwest I will have you know I am a complete gentleman - I am just making sure the key is up to the task of providing the lovely lady with the release she needs. wink

9 Dec 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
Don't listen to him. That's a very odd shaped key he's polishing. It is magic though, it's definitely growing.

Now then northwest I will have you know I am a complete gentleman - I am just making sure the key is up to the task of providing the lovely lady with the release she needs. wink

Well just be careful with it or you could have her eye out.

10 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
RIGHT NOW WILL YOU LET ME OUT YA BUGGER
Look what Debs got you
wink
wink
here we go
nearly there

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
you just bloody crack me up.........I just got this picture of Mr debbiewebs sitting in his chair shaking his head in disbelief...........yer mad !!