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Today I would mostly like to shag...

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... (definitely not)noladreams:
Because she's (not)sexy, (not)smart, does(n't) beat around the bush and has some very sex(ugl)y bi blokey mates :thumbup: (thumbdown)
Your go! Their name and why... it doesn't have to be serious before we get all competitive! :rascal:
IN EDIT: I hate nola as she posted and chose Reacher over me.. just because he's been in the army! So have I! :twisted:
yeah i think i agree with bloke redface
That concience is wavering surprisedops:
Joanna Lumley... waving that big knife she brandished in a pic on the news
lp
Quote by flower411
You know it`s you for me Bloke ....I`m just far to shy to make the first move redface

Then at least carry on lying and say why and play the game man... it's my game and you MUST play it properly or I'll take the ball away :rascal:
Non-SH, Stringer Bell from The Wire worship He's lush, he's slightly menacing and he's fiiiiiiiiiine! :inlove:
SH... ooooh, so many to choose from!
Reacher359 - great taste in books, bloody funny & I appreciate the deviance inherent in the naughty Nurse Nola suggestion! :rascal:
Quote by flower411
Oh hell !! It`s your macho gayness or maybe your gay machoness ... oooo I dunno ...it`s just the way ya make me feel .....you know ....all vunerable and stuff ........you`re such a Bloke :rose:

"It's the way you make me feel,
The way that you make me feel,
Spinning my world around,
Tell me how can I walk away,
I don't care what they say,
I'm loving you anyway,
It's the way you make me feel..."
It's STEPS cool
Quote by Freckledbird
Oooooo I can't redface

Spit it out woman!! cool
Quote by BIoke
Oh hell !! It`s your macho gayness or maybe your gay machoness ... oooo I dunno ...it`s just the way ya make me feel .....you know ....all vunerable and stuff ........you`re such a Bloke :rose:

"It's the way you make me feel,
The way that you make me feel,
Spinning my world around,
Tell me how can I walk away,
I don't care what they say,
I'm loving you anyway,
It's the way you make me feel..."
It's STEPS cool
Soooooooooo gay rolleyes lol
Quote by BIoke
Oooooo I can't redface

Spit it out woman!! cool
How rude! I don't spit lol
Quote by Freckledbird
Oooooo I can't redface

Spit it out woman!! cool
How rude! I don't spit lol
at your age i guess you just dribble bolt
Quote by noladreams
Reacher359 - great taste in books, bloody funny & I appreciate the deviance inherent in the naughty Nurse Nola suggestion! :rascal:

Oh thank YOU - see if I care rolleyes I've edited my first post - ha! lol
Quote by __random_orbit__
Joanna Lumley... waving that big knife she brandished in a pic on the news
lp

Khukri....
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oooooo I can't redface

Spit it out woman!! cool
How rude! I don't spit lol
at your age i guess you just dribble bolt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Twat!
Quote by BIoke
... (definitely not)noladreams:
Because she's (not)sexy, (not)smart, does(n't) beat around the bush and has some very sex(ugl)y bi blokey mates :thumbup: (thumbdown)
Your go! Their name and why... it doesn't have to be serious before we get all competitive! :rascal:
IN EDIT: I hate nola as she posted and chose Reacher over me.. just because he's been in the army! So have I! :twisted:

Excuse me...Royal Air Force Regiment..Thank you.... biggrin
Quote by BIoke
Reacher359 - great taste in books, bloody funny & I appreciate the deviance inherent in the naughty Nurse Nola suggestion! :rascal:

Oh thank YOU - see if I care rolleyes I've edited my first post - ha! lol
rotflmao Who said we need a flounce emoticon?!
Quote by Reacher359
Joanna Lumley... waving that big knife she brandished in a pic on the news
lp

Khukri....
bastard!
lp
(thankyou)
Quote by Reacher359
Excuse me...Royal Air Force Regiment..Thank you.... biggrin

Marines here... he was a PTI at Lympstone if we're being specific thank YOU very much and very nice he was too... anyway, I'm not talking to you, you stole my bait.. I mean mate! :rascal:
<tosses hair and leaves without so much as a sideways glance>
wink
Can I choose lp, Joanna Lumley and the khukri?! :rascal:
Quote by __random_orbit__
Joanna Lumley... waving that big knife she brandished in a pic on the news
lp

Khukri....
bastard!
lp
(thankyou)
your welcom
Quote by noladreams
Can I choose lp, Joanna Lumley and the khukri?! :rascal:

No - go away..........
wink
Quote by BIoke
Excuse me...Royal Air Force Regiment..Thank you.... biggrin

Marines here... he was a PTI at Lympstone if we're being specific thank YOU very much and very nice he was too... anyway, I'm not talking to you, you stole my bait.. I mean mate! :rascal:
<tosses hair and leaves without so much as a sideways glance>
wink
Yeah and 3 paces down he has a crafty look over his shoulder rotflmao
Quote by Freckledbird
Ooooooo hello Reacher wave :twisted:

:wave:
Quote by Freckledbird
Ooooooo hello Reacher wave :twisted:

You can butt out too.... cool wink
He's MY wife now! :twisted:
Quote by BIoke
Ooooooo hello Reacher wave :twisted:

You can butt out too.... cool wink
He's MY wife now! :twisted:
That's OK - I'll do you both. Couples, no problem :wink: lol
Do I have to squeal like I paid for it ? biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird
Ooooooo hello Reacher wave :twisted:

You can butt out too.... cool wink
He's MY wife now! :twisted:
That's OK - I'll do you both. Couples, no problem :wink: lol
Bloke, teach me how to flounce and pronto... I've no bloomin' hope if leggy here gets in on the act!
:shock: evil
Quote by noladreams
Ooooooo hello Reacher wave :twisted:

You can butt out too.... cool wink
He's MY wife now! :twisted:
That's OK - I'll do you both. Couples, no problem :wink: lol
Bloke, teach me how to flounce and pronto... I've no bloomin' hope if leggy here gets in on the act!
:shock: evil
rotflmao you have leg/boots envy again, don't you? kiss
and I'm already tossed aside like an old used thing
lp