Toilet seats

11 Nov 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
On the subject of up or down seats my seat is badly fitted currently so it falls down of its own volition ..a disclaimer is printed on the cistern just in case of accidental amputation of causal visitors....
I really must get round to fixing it soon

Did you use the same builder as us? Ours was put on so poorly that the mounting and dismounting said seat requires the planning and expertise of veteran military personnel.

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
veteran military personnel.

Are the Royal Engineers frequent visitors to your Throne Room then? wink

SA
XXX

11 Nov 2004

Quote by SpiritedAway
veteran military personnel.

Are the Royal Engineers frequent visitors to your Throne Room then? wink

SA
XXX
As a former resident of Bordon, it had been known to happen. :doh:

11 Nov 2004

:lol: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

11 Nov 2004

My ill fitted facility is a demon. The seat does not stay up and when its down it wiggles about quite a bit. My friend's child ran out of the bathroom crying that my toilet had bitten her :shock:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by celticq
My ill fitted facility is a demon. The seat does not stay up and when its down it wiggles about quite a bit. My friend's child ran out of the bathroom crying that my toilet had bitten her :shock:

Wish i could get one that bites h/b and sons in vital places, that would teach them!!

11 Nov 2004

Quote by celticq
The seat does not stay up and when its down it wiggles about quite a bit.

Since when was this thread about your avatar? ;)

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G

Very simple really!! I saw it once on Phil and Fern (*coughs*)
If your bloke's a footie fan, you can now buy these toilet seats that display his club on the top of the toilet seat. Whilst the team he despises the most is underneath.

Pure brilliance!
Silks xxxxxxxxx

PMSL, yup brilliant!

11 Nov 2004

Its my wife that always leaves the seat up! lol
I always put it down after use, always have
Just good manners and thats how I was brought up!!! lol
lol

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11 Nov 2004

Is this an anally retentive thread or what? :shock: :shock: lol

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:twisted: :twisted:

11 Nov 2004

I think the answer to all your problems is here.......

Go on - Click here to read about it!

11 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
I think the answer to all your problems is here.......

Go on - Click here to read about it!

What a brilliant idea!!! Might get a couple!!

11 Nov 2004

h/b and sons to put the toilet seat down after use

So there are 3 males and 1 female in the household (I stand to be corrected) redface

which means that you will on average vist 25% as often as a male visitor.
But you still want it left the way you would want it?

11 Nov 2004

Quote by SurreyBloke
h/b and sons to put the toilet seat down after use

So there are 3 males and 1 female in the household (I stand to be corrected) redface

which means that you will on average vist 25% as often as a male visitor.
But you still want it left the way you would want it?

No , there is also a daughter, but thats not the point!! As some guy said earlier its manners!!!
Any way if they go to the loo and we have left it down then they dont get a cold bum!!

11 Nov 2004

As some guy said earlier its manners!!!

I agree totally.

I was trying to inject some humour
I'm sorry
I'll get me coat
Taxi!!!

11 Nov 2004

Quote by SurreyBloke
I was trying to inject some humour

You may find using the emoticons help convey your... Errrmmm.... Emotions lol

11 Nov 2004

Quote by SurreyBloke
As some guy said earlier its manners!!!

I agree totally.

I was trying to inject some humour
I'm sorry
I'll get me coat
Taxi!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

11 Nov 2004

hi all xx
just to say me and jane went to a good frends house ,jane went to the toilet and put the lid down ,our frend said ( this is a mans house toilet sets must be left up) nice 1 steve loved it pmsl rotflmao

11 Nov 2004

its simple we leave it up so when ya piss allover it we put seat up = piss drains off

11 Nov 2004

well our loo seat is like arkwrights till in open all hours....lol were both frighened to touch it! :shock:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by se7endriver
if your man is into motor racing or the like im sure this will encourage him to put the seat down

Pukka carbon fibre toilet seat - for performance pooing!

Now I like performance as much as the next bloke, but a toilet is not the place for it. What we need if fluffy covers for the seat that way you don't get frostbite in the winter and there's no drips that need to be cleaned up....... :thumbup:
Errrr...Surrybloke, hold that cab wil ya. I think I'll be coming with you. lol

:lol:

Quote by VenusnMars
People who lower toilet seats are assassins.
Think entertaining company
Think busting for a pee
Take that thought off to the bathroom, a bathroom in which the lightbulb has blown...........
Think sitting down and `letting go`...........
And follow this up with `how the hell am I going to get to my wardrobe without anyone noticing.................`
Nuff said :shock:
Venusxxx

Used to have an uncle that would pee in his wardrobe when he came home drunk

11 Nov 2004

tell the kids it stops the rats coming up from the sewers if the lids dowm, thy are attracted to the light.
You never know a tall story may work lol

11 Nov 2004

Quote by tandn
tell the kids it stops the rats coming up from the sewers if the lids dowm, thy are attracted to the light.
You never know a tall story may work lol

You are joking arnt you?
Any self respecting rat would run a mile if he saw this lot!!!!!

11 Nov 2004

ooer, it is worse than 1st thought, the only way is to get rid of the lid completely then no arguments, its never up nor down

11 Nov 2004

These suggestions are all too complex and do not take into account the Mars/Venus ( the book not the delectable SH members) effect on the male psyche.
All you have to do is insert the idea in your mans head that if he doesnt put the seat down , you will attempt to fit a new improved seat yourself . The blind inner panic that will set in at his thoughts of you weilding a large hammer and instruction booklet so close to a china recepticle containing much water will lead to him unconciously lowering the lid to avoid any such event , and should be enough for him to indoctrinate your son in the habit as well .
This tip brought to you by Dr G's book of Sexist Realities Vol. VII

11 Nov 2004

the debate still goes on?
so simple lads piss in the basin
sorted easy
staggy
next question?

11 Nov 2004

i do that when pissed the first time our lass caught me i said"fuck me pet posh bog this even got taps on"