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is the toilet in your main bathroom or a seperate room? If its in the main bathroom, remind them that evrytime they flush the loo with the seat and lid up, the germs spread out and land on their toothbrush.
OR next time one of them goes for a crap, run up quick before them and piss all over the seat. Works a treat!
OR next time one of them goes for a crap, run up quick before them and piss all over the seat. Works a treat!
Quote by Jon_TJ
It's a little known fact that a toilet seat works both ways - learn to feckin use it:x You need it down, we need it up - 50/50 share and share alike ffs!!
Or leave it down and we'll sprinkle it................. :shock: :shock:
:wink:
if you sprinkle when you tinkle ... be sweet and wipe the seat ;)
Quote by Marya
is the toilet in your main bathroom or a seperate room? If its in the main bathroom, remind them that evrytime they flush the loo with the seat and lid up, the germs spread out and land on their toothbrush.
OR next time one of them goes for a crap, run up quick before them and piss all over the seat. Works a treat!
These are the male species we are disussing, they dont understand about germs!! not sure about the pissing suggestion
Sex God
I get bollocked in my house coz my other half always insistes on the lid being put down between use.. and I always forget.. along with not squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom and randomly leaving cupboard doors open (how on earth does he put up with me?) :shock:
Am I correct in thinking that its the lid, rather than the seat thats the issue?
If so then you could point out that rats in the sewers are more likely to be attracted by the light of an unlidded lavatory than one that is properly covered.
I know its a horrible thought, but its also true.
SA
XXX
PS I have the same problem here, though the situation is reversed :shock:
If so then you could point out that rats in the sewers are more likely to be attracted by the light of an unlidded lavatory than one that is properly covered.
I know its a horrible thought, but its also true.
SA
XXX
PS I have the same problem here, though the situation is reversed :shock:
Quote by xxdevil69
I get bollocked in my house coz my other half always insistes on the lid being put down between use.. and I always forget.. along with not squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom and randomly leaving cupboard doors open (how on earth does he put up with me?) :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: let that be a lesson then......
Quote by SpiritedAway
Am I correct in thinking that its the lid, rather than the seat thats the issue?
If so then you could point out that rats in the sewers are more likely to be attracted by the light of an unlidded lavatory than one that is properly covered.
I know its a horrible thought, but its also true.
SA
XXX
PS I have the same problem here, though the situation is reversed :shock:
Id settle for the seat being put down, its so cold on my bum!!!
Orgasminator
MEN!! LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!!
It's easier to piss in the sink.... much more convenient height and it doesn't go all over the floor
It's easier to piss in the sink.... much more convenient height and it doesn't go all over the floor
Sex God
Well in large parts of France they've solved the problem by removing the seat and lid altogether. :shock: :shock:
So I guess it's a case of "all bums to the porcelain". :twisted:
Doesn't solve the problem of the antisocial sprinklers though!
So I guess it's a case of "all bums to the porcelain". :twisted:
Doesn't solve the problem of the antisocial sprinklers though!
Warming the Bed
I always put the toilet seat down and I live on my own........ I must be one of a kind.
Sex God
Pure brilliance!
Silks xxxxxxxxx
Sex God
Quote by stevio
Grrrr, why is it women insist on leaving the seat down, no matter how often I tell Sue to put the seat up after she has used it she still leaves it.
What can I do ladies to get her to remember to put the seat up.
All clean suggestions please
The law of averages states that 71% of all transactions that occur in bathroom area, require the seat to be down. I rest my case.
Silky xx
People who lower toilet seats are assassins.
Think entertaining company
Think busting for a pee
Take that thought off to the bathroom, a bathroom in which the lightbulb has blown...........
Think sitting down and `letting go`...........
And follow this up with `how the hell am I going to get to my wardrobe without anyone noticing.................`
Nuff said :shock:
Venusxxx
Think entertaining company
Think busting for a pee
Take that thought off to the bathroom, a bathroom in which the lightbulb has blown...........
Think sitting down and `letting go`...........
And follow this up with `how the hell am I going to get to my wardrobe without anyone noticing.................`
Nuff said :shock:
Venusxxx
Sex God
Ladies, think about this will you?
If he puts the seat down when he's finished, how do you know he hasn't pissed all over the rim and not cleaned it up?
If he doesn't put the seat down, is it really so much of an effort for you to lower it? - I don't see any of you leaving it up for us.
Surely you must have more important things to obsess about?
And some advice for the men: Avoid the trivial whinges of the irrational half of the species - sit down to pee.
No, don't thank me, it's what I'm here for
If he puts the seat down when he's finished, how do you know he hasn't pissed all over the rim and not cleaned it up?
If he doesn't put the seat down, is it really so much of an effort for you to lower it? - I don't see any of you leaving it up for us.
Surely you must have more important things to obsess about?
And some advice for the men: Avoid the trivial whinges of the irrational half of the species - sit down to pee.
No, don't thank me, it's what I'm here for
Sex God
According to fengshui (?) If you leave the toilet lid down it stops your finances draining away....
And you should always have an odd number of goildfish.. this will also help you money situation
And you should always have an odd number of goildfish.. this will also help you money situation
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
According to fengshui (?) If you leave the toilet lid down it stops your finances draining away....
And you should always have an odd number of goildfish.. this will also help you money situation
This was a mistranslation - what the sage actually said was "Don't crap in the fishtank, koi are expensive to replace."
Quote by VenusnMars
Think busting for a pee
Take that thought off to the bathroom, a bathroom in which the lightbulb has blown...........
Think sitting down and `letting go`...........
And follow this up with `how the hell am I going to get to my wardrobe without anyone noticing.................`
is this the voice of experience?
If so, did you manage to get to your wardrobe without your guests noticing?
Or is that a whole new story?
SA
XXX
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
This was a mistranslation - what the sage actually said was "Don't crap in the fishtank, koi are expensive to replace."
I'm now concerned. Does this happen often? Does there need to be a fenshui saying to right people of this horrible misunderstanding?
A sign I saw in a pub loo once amused me ..
We Aim to Please .
Will you aim TOO please.
On the subject of up or down seats my seat is badly fitted currently so it falls down of its own volition ..a disclaimer is printed on the cistern just in case of accidental amputation of causal visitors....
I really must get round to fixing it soon
We Aim to Please .
Will you aim TOO please.
On the subject of up or down seats my seat is badly fitted currently so it falls down of its own volition ..a disclaimer is printed on the cistern just in case of accidental amputation of causal visitors....
I really must get round to fixing it soon
