Trick or Treat

17 Oct 2004

Getting into the Halloween spirit
What was the worst trick you played on people when you went out door to door at Halloween?
Or if you can't think of one because you never did that what was the worst trick you have ever played on anyone???
Molly xx

17 Oct 2004

Damn I thought this was going to be a new twist on ping pong!
Just in case:
Treat :giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

17 Oct 2004

Rotten eggs through a letter box redface

Trick

17 Oct 2004

half fill a feezer bag with shaving foam.
push it down so one side is flat.. and all air is in other end.
push flat part under the door and jump on the air bit..
result.. shaving foam flys all over the room behind the locked door.
remove bag from under door.
when they come back they will wonder how the hell it happened.
WBB :twisted:

17 Oct 2004

Busty, you are one wicked honey girl, have you really done that??? :shock:

17 Oct 2004

Quote by pinkbubble
Busty, you are one wicked honey girl, have you really done that??? :shock:

lol believe it hun! :twisted:
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17 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
Busty, you are one wicked honey girl, have you really done that??? :shock:

lol believe it hun! :twisted:
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17 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
half fill a feezer bag with shaving foam.
push it down so one side is flat.. and all air is in other end.
push flat part under the door and jump on the air bit..
result.. shaving foam flys all over the room behind the locked door.
remove bag from under door.
when they come back they will wonder how the hell it happened.
WBB :twisted:

i would never of thoughtnu coudl do such a thing WBB!!!!! i'll makes sure i got some csah if you come round my house!!!!!!!!!!!
I ws the boring get, i'd say "trick or Treat" and when the git ever said "trick" i'd just walk of (grunting some swear words under my voice!)
JGL

17 Oct 2004

At this time of year my pal & I (when about 12 yrs old) would buy some bangers & go to a castle near where we lived, where you could pay to go in & look around the grounds (currently owned by English Heritage).
The kiosk where visitors would pay their entrance fee was in the gateway, fantastic acoustic effects :twisted: :twisted: . We suspended a couple of bangers on some thread, lit them, & then quickly lowered them down so that they were just above the kiosk & then RAN..... HUGE BOOM..... brilliant.
We did it so much that eventually the police were called :eeek: :eeek: ................ & being basically good kids we were terrified of being caught & never did it again. confused

:?

17 Oct 2004

'Trick or Treat' - Another Americanism I'd have been happy for them to keep on their own side of the Atlantic. mad

Kids have no idea how easy it is to traumatise a pensioner.
Steve

17 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Kids have no idea how easy it is to traumatise a pensioner.
Steve

don't kid ya self!!!!!!

17 Oct 2004

I think the funniest tick to play on people is to put cling film on the toilet rim never done this my self but when I heard this I thought it would be funny
Don't try this at home kids
Molly xx

17 Oct 2004

Quote by jlebbon
don't kid ya self!!!!!!

Oh I don't.
Steve

17 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
'Trick or Treat' - Another Americanism I'd have been happy for them to keep on their own side of the Atlantic.
Kids have no idea how easy it is to traumatise a pensioner.
Steve

Doesn't need to be a pensioner sad

.... my two very young kids once came to the door when I answered it (forgot it was Trick/treat night) and saw two teenagers wearing scream masks ... before I could shut the door/grab the kids they screamed loudly at the kids and ran off.
:x :x :x two young children very traumatised refused to sleep that night :(

17 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
don't kid ya self!!!!!!

Oh I don't.
Steve
some of the kids i nkow around my area can be right litte bastards!!!
they find it fun. some days i can't beleive i grew up on the same estate.. a sign that i'm getting old!
JGL

17 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
'Trick or Treat' - Another Americanism I'd have been happy for them to keep on their own side of the Atlantic.
Kids have no idea how easy it is to traumatise a pensioner.
Steve

I agree entirely, not something to except with friends/family.
It basicly amounts to Begging/intimidation.
Roger the Dragon (Not a fan of Trick or Treat.)

19 Oct 2004

Yep I agree with some of the things said above. I'm not a big fan of kids going round trick or treating and the fact that some parents actually take young kids round and encourage them is a little disturbing to me. It's teaching them to be beggers IMHO. (grumpy old fart that I am). Then again how many of us have done penny for the guy etc?
So getting back to the plot.....
One of the things we used to do as kids was to get a large paper bag and put dog crap in it. We'd find someone's house who we didn't like and the place the bag on the doorstep, set fire to the bag, ring the bell and then bugger off quick.
Occupier (usually grumpy old man....... hang on a min :shock: ) comes out and sees the doorstep alight, so stamps out the fire...... getting covered in the contents of the bag as he does so. :giggle:
*easy makes mental note not to be such a grumpy old man anymore*

19 Oct 2004

Quote by easy
Yep I agree with some of the things said above. I'm not a big fan of kids going round trick or treating and the fact that some parents actually take young kids round and encourage them is a little disturbing to me. It's teaching them to be beggers IMHO. (grumpy old fart that I am). Then again how many of us have done penny for the guy etc?

Yes, but with "penny for the guy" you're not demanding money with menaces. Seriously, what's the difference between that and "trick or treat", apart from demanding sweeties not money?
When I was a kid, my parents refused to give anything to the trick-or-treaters one year and we woke up next morning to find the house had been daubed with paint. Now it could have been coincidence... but even then I wasn't that naieve.
Bad for the old folks too, who have to open their front doors after dark to be scared by these junior hooligans.

19 Oct 2004

I don't mind it when a group of chaperoned little children come round all dressed up.. I've no problem giving them sweets etc.. its when the teenagers come round, usually not wearing a mask and just stand there expectantly.. I used to close the door in their face but am dreading it this year as I am in a slightly 'rougher' area and don't know what they'll do.... I might just offer them sweeties as well!! lol

19 Oct 2004

Worst thing I ever did... Got to bee the flaming bag filled with dog poo trick!!!
<-- feels ashamed now but at the time it was funny as to see our headteacher stamping the bag out only to get a (slippered might I add) foot full of dog doo.
Sean

19 Oct 2004

I never got into trick or treat but penny for the guy was our favourite time of the year.
One year we never had time to make a guy. So we came up with the next best thing. Enter Dave_Notts as younger brother. I had to wear a pair of my dads old trousers and tied the bottom of the legs with string. Then on goes the trusty old snorkel coat (yes you all remember them). Tie the end of the arms and then place one ready made guy into homemade go-kart.
When approaching the house you have chosen, elder brother then puts elastic band around the hood of snorkel coat to make complete guy, this shouldn't be done too soon as suffocation may occur. Drag younger brother down to the door and ring the bell.
At this time, fecking big alsatian runs out of house. Elder brother, does the brave thing, and runs away leaving younger brother as ready-to-eat meal for aforementioned fecking big alsation with fecking great teeth.
I now make a discovery that adrenalin is brown, smelly and runs down the back of my legs. This monster from hell (I was only seven) was sniffing around me and taking nips from all over my body. But I was tied up and couldn't move. The owners eventually came out and recalled the devil on four legs. After they pissed themselves laughing I heard my brother shout from a great distance "Penny for the Guy".
My reward for traumatising my self, 5p from 10p.
Dave_Notts

19 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
'Trick or Treat' - Another Americanism I'd have been happy for them to keep on their own side of the Atlantic.
Steve

Couldn't agree more Steve, incidently we have never let our son out to do this or penny for the guy for that matter, it is as people have previously said akin to begging IMO neutral

ccr xxx

19 Oct 2004

I usually find that impaling the head of the first trick-or-treater on the gatepost tends to deter the others. Spoilsports.

19 Oct 2004

Oh my Dave_Notts I almost wet myself there, poor thing - all that for 5p!
LMAO sorry can't help but laugh lol

19 Oct 2004

Quote by mollyandchris
Getting into the Halloween spirit
What was the worst trick you played on people when you went out door to door at Halloween?
Or if you can't think of one because you never did that what was the worst trick you have ever played on anyone???
Molly xx

Worst halloween one played on me was when somebody boot polished the handlebar grips of my motor bike.
Next day, it was raining so i wiped my visor with my golved hand. yes you guessed it.
it went very dark, very quickly.
Luckily I had the force with me that day and I didn't come off.
Ian

19 Oct 2004

Quote by mollyandchris
I think the funniest tick to play on people is to put cling film on the toilet rim never done this my self but when I heard this I thought it would be funny
Don't try this at home kids
Molly xx

I've been on the recieving end of this one redface

ops: at a friends 18th birthday party whilst very drunk I felt the need to empty my stomach contents.....was very impressed with myself for actually getting to the loo not so impressed when vomit rebounded off toilet into face mad

:x

19 Oct 2004

Quote by Countess
I think the funniest tick to play on people is to put cling film on the toilet rim never done this my self but when I heard this I thought it would be funny
Don't try this at home kids
Molly xx

I've been on the recieving end of this one redface

ops: at a friends 18th birthday party whilst very drunk I felt the need to empty my stomach contents.....was very impressed with myself for actually getting to the loo not so impressed when vomit rebounded off toilet into face mad

:x

i can just picture the scene. poor old countess covered in puke! could have been worse tho eh?
all ours were pefectly innocent pastimes. like tacking a long piece of cotton to the window frame, with a nail tied on it, so you could hide behind the hedges and tap tap tap at the window for hours on end. we were easily pleased in them days! although i felt very guilty playing with bangers and letting one off in someones garden just as they stacked away the washing up. weren't much washing up left once mrs housewife had dropped it all over the floor!
nx x x :P

19 Oct 2004

Quote by mollyandchris
I think the funniest tick to play on people is to put cling film on the toilet rim never done this my self but when I heard this I thought it would be funny
Don't try this at home kids
Molly xx

We actually did this..........worked brilliantly lol

Problem was the friends we did this to got us back.....
They did the same thing but over the wine glasses....hence spilled, wasted wine!!!!!! sad

19 Oct 2004

I did this.
Frightened every one to fcuk

19 Oct 2004

Quote by skegnessswingers
WellBusty..... a couple of fun variations on the bag under the door
1) use a soda syphon to squirt cress seed under the door of someone who's gone away for a few days.... the seeds fly everywhere, and with the wet.... grow! cress on the carpet, the window sill, the lampshade, the walls......

We once doctored a vaccum to blow instead of suck and filled (3ft deep in every room)my cousins house with confetti, packing bits and glitter, when he went on honeymoon.
Same cousin had interred the wrath of his mate, after he bricked up the inside of his doors and filled the house with helium filled balloons when he was on honeymoon. (they work for a wedding stationery/supplies firm btw).
These two fellows once spent a month trying to scrub JUST MARRIED off their bosses roof (twats painted it on in gloss paint) so you think they'd know better wouldn't you?
(and no I didn't tell them when I got married)
Calista xx