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Quote by Pete_sw
why is it everytime i read the title of this thread i read 'Underwater etiquette' dunno loon
I generally do commando these days, i find it attracts a certain amount of visual interest that i actually notice (see the 'reading the signs' thread) which at my age i find quite gratifying redface
as for the ladies, i'm afraid in some ways i'm a little bit Victorian in as much as i'm a total sucker for a good cleavage, probably why i'm half in love with Wenchy to be honest.
I know the feminists are going to hate me for it, but the lift and squeeze together look does it every time for me :inlove: i can quite happily sit and have a conversation with a cleavage all night long :rascal:
bolt

New thread:
Underwater etiquette:
Aqualung, snorkel or simply hold your breath?
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by
Bars
ladies I implore you, please stop waring bars with invisible straps, they are not. All they do is dent your shoulder. If you can not cover the strap, leave those boobs free...
Oh my, what have I do to myself.

Bars?
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Bars
ladies I implore you, please stop waring bars with invisible straps, they are not. All they do is dent your shoulder. If you can not cover the strap, leave those boobs free...
Oh my, what have I do to myself.

Bars?
rotflmao Yep... I mean I know I have joked in the past that I don't need a bra, I need scaffolding lol but bars?!
Really???? wink
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I'd never ever go commado again. Not after an unfortunate encounter between my fly and my foreskin.
There is only one thing worse than trapping yourself in a zip and that is the sure and certain knowledge that you have to release yourselff redface
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
why is it everytime i read the title of this thread i read 'Underwater etiquette' dunno loon
I generally do commando these days, i find it attracts a certain amount of visual interest that i actually notice (see the 'reading the signs' thread) which at my age i find quite gratifying redface
as for the ladies, i'm afraid in some ways i'm a little bit Victorian in as much as i'm a total sucker for a good cleavage, probably why i'm half in love with Wenchy to be honest.
I know the feminists are going to hate me for it, but the lift and squeeze together look does it every time for me :inlove: i can quite happily sit and have a conversation with a cleavage all night long :rascal:
bolt

Knows to wear a corset if/when we meet surprisedops:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
I know the feminists are going to hate me for it, but the lift and squeeze together look does it every time for me :inlove:

Like this?
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
ooh FB you flirt!!!! :P

ok sorry photobucket seems to be broken redface i have resized!!!
lyns
Sex God
Quote by TanKinky
ooh FB you flirt!!!! :P

ok sorry photobucket seems to be broken redface i have resized!!!

sillyhwoar:
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by keeno
I'd never ever go commado again. Not after an unfortunate encounter between my fly and my foreskin.
There is only one thing worse than trapping yourself in a zip and that is the sure and certain knowledge that you have to release yourselff redface

Sorry mate, but I can top that... I have no foreskin and the results can be a little, errr, epithet-laden shall we say!
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by tantricboy
why is it everytime i read the title of this thread i read 'Underwater etiquette' dunno loon
I generally do commando these days, i find it attracts a certain amount of visual interest that i actually notice (see the 'reading the signs' thread) which at my age i find quite gratifying redface
as for the ladies, i'm afraid in some ways i'm a little bit Victorian in as much as i'm a total sucker for a good cleavage, probably why i'm half in love with Wenchy to be honest.
I know the feminists are going to hate me for it, but the lift and squeeze together look does it every time for me :inlove: i can quite happily sit and have a conversation with a cleavage all night long :rascal:
bolt

New thread:
Underwater etiquette:
Aqualung, snorkel or simply hold your breath?
rotflmao
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by TanKinky
ooh FB you flirt!!!! :P

ok sorry photobucket seems to be broken redface i have resized!!!

You'd have to resize to get those magnificent puppies on the page!
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by TanKinky
Knows to wear a corset if/when we meet redface

:inlove: :shock: IF? whats all this if? theres no ifs about it :bounce:
Quote by Freckledbird

I know the feminists are going to hate me for it, but the lift and squeeze together look does it every time for me :inlove:

Like this?

sillyhwoar: Just like that kiss
Quote by TanKinky
ooh FB you flirt!!!! :P

ok sorry photobucket seems to be broken surprisedops: i have resized!!!

:phwoar: :phwoar:
ladies ladies, thank you for making a perfect day even perfecter :shock: <peteword rolleyes
:inlove: passionkiss
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Quote by Peanut
I'd never ever go commado again. Not after an unfortunate encounter between my fly and my foreskin.
There is only one thing worse than trapping yourself in a zip and that is the sure and certain knowledge that you have to release yourselff redface

Sorry mate, but I can top that... I have no foreskin and the results can be a little, errr, epithet-laden shall we say!
Oh theres worse still!
Try being an 18 year old lad, who has spent ages trying to win round new girlies parents.....and then you take her to the pub.......and....
you trap yer bit's in your flies whilst pointing percy. Theres blood everywhere.....one of your mates finds you, and drives you, injured percy and new girlie to A&E
It's saturday night.....it's busy.
You get seen, it gets bandaged.
But wait!
This is early 80's......you're wearing skin tight jeans. Bandaged percy won't fit back in.
Picture it, busy A&E on a Saturday night, you come out of the cubicle with your bandaged tackle hanging outside your jeans, to the horror of said girlie. It can't get worse, can it?
Until you then have to take girlie home & explain why she's two hours late back- with percy still peeking!
rotflmao
lyns
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I'd never ever go commado again. Not after an unfortunate encounter between my fly and my foreskin.
There is only one thing worse than trapping yourself in a zip and that is the sure and certain knowledge that you have to release yourselff redface

Sorry mate, but I can top that... I have no foreskin and the results can be a little, errr, epithet-laden shall we say!
Oh theres worse still!
Try being an 18 year old lad, who has spent ages trying to win round new girlies parents.....and then you take her to the pub.......and....
you trap yer bit's in your flies whilst pointing percy. Theres blood everywhere.....one of your mates finds you, and drives you, injured percy and new girlie to A&E
It's saturday night.....it's busy.
You get seen, it gets bandaged.
But wait!
This is early 80's......you're wearing skin tight jeans. Bandaged percy won't fit back in.
Picture it, busy A&E on a Saturday night, you come out of the cubicle with your bandaged tackle hanging outside your jeans, to the horror of said girlie. It can't get worse, can it?
Until you then have to take girlie home & explain why she's two hours late back- with percy still peeking!
rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Coffee meets monitor moment...
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I'd never ever go commado again. Not after an unfortunate encounter between my fly and my foreskin.
There is only one thing worse than trapping yourself in a zip and that is the sure and certain knowledge that you have to release yourselff redface

Sorry mate, but I can top that... I have no foreskin and the results can be a little, errr, epithet-laden shall we say!
Oh theres worse still!
Try being an 18 year old lad, who has spent ages trying to win round new girlies parents.....and then you take her to the pub.......and....
you trap yer bit's in your flies whilst pointing percy. Theres blood everywhere.....one of your mates finds you, and drives you, injured percy and new girlie to A&E
It's saturday night.....it's busy.
You get seen, it gets bandaged.
But wait!
This is early 80's......you're wearing skin tight jeans. Bandaged percy won't fit back in.
Picture it, busy A&E on a Saturday night, you come out of the cubicle with your bandaged tackle hanging outside your jeans, to the horror of said girlie. It can't get worse, can it?
Until you then have to take girlie home & explain why she's two hours late back- with percy still peeking!
rotflmao
Let me guess? You were that 'new girlie'?
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Let me guess? You were that 'new girlie'?

no ya plonka, read between the lines rolleyes
she WAS the boyfriend .............
:shock:
bolt
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Unknown User
Feck orf Pete......
No, the new girlie wasn't me- I was still in primary school at the time :lol2:
But I sooooo wish I'd been a "fly" on the wall for that one!
rotflmao
tmann
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Bars
ladies I implore you, please stop waring bars with invisible straps, they are not. All they do is dent your shoulder. If you can not cover the strap, leave those boobs free...
Oh my, what have I do to myself.

Bars?
rotflmao Yep... I mean I know I have joked in the past that I don't need a bra, I need scaffolding lol but bars?!
Really???? wink
Bars, items place between boob and wondering hands, sometimes kn
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I tend to go for a nice big comfy pair of Y-fronts with my shirt tucked in for emergencies