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Urgently needed
A large cardboard box with breathing holes and some strong tape
Tramper is out of his box and on the loose :shock:
Where is saucyminx, she needs to get him under control lol lol lol
:giggle:
oh god, not again evil
i've got a party to pack for, i cant be chasing trolls round the bloody forum all day, someone get a box, quick lol
Quote by Darkfire
oh god, not again evil
i've got a party to pack for, i cant be chasing trolls round the bloody forum all day, someone get a box, quick lol

Yes but the first time you and I did was just soooooooooooo funny, till the penny dropped lol
just bosh him on the head with something heavy, gaffa tape is for wimps lol
Looks like the Mrs is waiting for his return too :giggle:
I've got a box, but for the last time he's not having it redface redface
Quote by Sarah
Yes but the first time you and I did was just soooooooooooo funny, till the penny dropped lol

til the penny dropped being the operative words.
i will never live that down redface redface redface
which just makes me wanna bosh him on the 'ed even more! :twisted: lol
Quote by saucyminx
You called?
Right where's he gone?
I'm ready with the handcuffs and gaffa tape :twisted:

and don't forget the clingfilm :twisted:
You need help with that itch in yer pants ?
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Quote by Sarah
Urgently needed
A large cardboard box with breathing holes and some strong tape
Tramper is out of his box and on the loose :shock:
Where is sexyminx, she needs to get him under control lol lol lol
:giggle:

I've got my extra heavy duty locks at the ready!
Oh.. and kiss kiss for last night!! redface
go scare all the newbies tramper...... biggrin
tranquilizer dart gun ready and waiting if u head this way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote by Darkfire

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IWANT ONE!!!!!!
OK
I'm here to give saucyminx a hand and I'm armed and dangerous.
I've just found these redface
They might help
'kin ell HLB ! :shock: Is it PMT week or summat???? :giggle: :scared: bolt
Quote by Sarah
Urgently needed
A large cardboard box with breathing holes and some strong tape
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no need to bother with the holes, I'll just breeve thro my ears
woooohoooo ! ! ! ! ! !
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Quote by Sarah
I've just found these redface
They might help

Wrong thread!
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Quote by twos_company
go scare all the newbies tramper...... biggrin
tranquilizer dart gun ready and waiting if u head this way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
biggrin

Cowers in the corner.... (is a newbie) wink
Quote by Sarah
I've just found these redface
They might help

far too girly ! ! !
you need man'scuffs

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Quote by Kiss_Me
Cowers in the corner.... (is a newbie) wink

Well, while you're down there ....................................
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Mrs Tramper gives 'sit on my face and tell me that you love me' a whole new meaning

:shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Mrs Tramper gives 'sit on my face and tell me that you love me' a whole new meaning

:shock:

'ow can i tell you i love you, when i can 'ardly breeve darn 'ere
Quote by Tramper
'ow can i tell you i love you, when i can 'ardly breeve darn 'ere

THAT'S the whole point ! rolleyes
Quote by Jags
I've just found these redface
They might help

Wrong thread!
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Quote by Darkfire

Yes but the first time you and I did was just soooooooooooo funny, till the penny dropped lol

til the penny dropped being the operative words.
i will never live that down redface redface redface
which just makes me wanna give him 'ed even more! :twisted: lol
Just apply HERE - Baaaaybaaay
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mad
on second thoughts I can do that, I cant stand your sorry ass, so that makes it ok!
pm on way, softlad wink
With his ears covered like that can he still hear?
lol
Maybe there's a hole in the chair dunno
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Will you lot leave him alone .................................. he's so cute :shock:
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Quote by Pete_sw
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Will you lot leave him alone .................................. he's so cute :shock:
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cute?? CUTE?????? :shock: pete hunni.....kittens are cute, rabbits are cute ( and useful wink ).....that troublemaking, offensive and downright dirty blimp is anything BUT cute ! I think you've had too much coffee hunni :shock: