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Quote by mdr2000

No war has ever been fought between two counties that had a McDonalds??
Mike xx

Fuck United Nations ! Get a McDonalds built in every country in the world and hey presto! no more wars ! :thumbup:
There is enough bricks in the Great Pyramid of Gizeh to build a wall 10 feet high and one foot thick around the entire border of France.....
What a waste!
Bubbles in a Pint of Guinness sink.. it is the only beer this happens to and is still a Mystery!
Mike xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren

No war has ever been fought between two counties that had a McDonalds??
Mike xx

Fuck United Nations ! Get a McDonalds built in every country in the world and hey presto! no more wars ! :thumbup:
Thats coz every fecker in the world would end up too fat to move, let alone invade!
Quote by winchwench

No war has ever been fought between two counties that had a McDonalds??
Mike xx

Fuck United Nations ! Get a McDonalds built in every country in the world and hey presto! no more wars ! :thumbup:
Thats coz every fecker in the world would end up too fat to move, let alone invade!
:giggle: rotflmao :giggle:
Costa Rica doesn't have a standing army but it does have MacD's. Is this the shape of things to come?
Quote by Sassy-Seren
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Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
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I just HAD to f*cking try it didn't I? :doh:
So did i. :doh:
Quote by kittysin
In York there is an ancient law allegedly still in force that it is legal for a citizen of York to kill a Scotsman, using a bow and arrow, if he apprehends him within the city walls after sunset.
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:scared: shit must cancel that romantic weekend in York......no,no...its ok its new York..phew
You can only catch a cold once, then you develope immunity to it!!!
Quote by redangel
You can only catch a cold once, then you develope immunity to it!!!

yea rolleyes , thats certainly in the Bolox section of this thread. either that or someone needs to inform by immune system.
its because there are hundreds of thousands differnet types of cold, and you can only catch each one once, so when you've had them all, no more colds!!!
Apparantly anyway
Quote by redpantherman
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Who in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper? blink
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
Quote by freckledbird
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Who in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper? blink
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Quote by DeviousLiasons
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Who in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper? blink
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Apparently McDonalds bought it and sliced it up into 4oz sections.... no idea why
....aaaaahhh...it's all starting to make sense now
Quote by DeviousLiasons
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Who in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper? blink
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Apparently McDonalds bought it and sliced it up into 4oz sections.... no idea why
I'm never eating burgers again :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Who in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper? blink
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Apparently McDonalds bought it and sliced it up into 4oz sections.... no idea why
I'm never eating burgers again :shock: I'll eat yours though... bolt
Quote by Sassy-Seren
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Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
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I just HAD to f*cking try it didn't I? :doh:
So did I :!: so am I abnormal if my thumb longer than my nose confused: Or have I just got longer than average thumbs :?
Quote by lilacgem
:giggle:
Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
biggrin

I just HAD to f*cking try it didn't I? :doh:
So did I :!: so am I abnormal if my thumb longer than my nose confused: Or have I just got longer than average thumbs :?
hook, line and sinker rolleyes redface
Quote by redpantherman
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Who in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper? blink
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Apparently McDonalds bought it and sliced it up into 4oz sections.... no idea why
I'm never eating burgers again :shock: I'll eat yours though... bolt
Do you think he trained for this???
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina
.

It begs the question...........................WHY? dunno
No idea, but it might explain why the Americans don't understand the offside rule.
my thumb is longer than my nose redface
Cheap seats on stage coaches were on the roof, when people went to sleep they sometimes fell off, coining the phrase 'Dropping of to sleep'
H.x
Quote by DeviousLiasons
The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.
.

but not as quickly as a finger through one.
In Massachusetts - It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror?? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror :scared:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
In Massachusetts - It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror?? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror :scared:

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bolt
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I doubt if many people or anyone at all suffer any of these phobias if they are a member of SH! Then again their membership here could be some integral part of their treatment plan? dunno
Coitophobia - Fear of Sexual intercourse.
Erotophobia - Fear of Sexual love or sexual questions.
Anuptaphobia - Fear of Staying Single.
Blennophobia or Myxophobia - Fear of Slime. (:grinsmile
Topophobia - Stage fright! (As if!)
Medorthophobia - Fear of an Erect Penis.
Gymnophobia- Fear of Nudity.
However some members of SH have been known to suffer from.....
Gerontophobia - Fear of Old people. (Some people are SO choosey!)
Tapinophobia - Fear of small things.
Gamophobia - Fear of Marriage. (Not naming any names!)
Optophobia - Fear of opening one's eyes! (Hey admit it... we've all been there!)
:thumbup:
'kin ell hunni. You really ARE bored at work aren't you? :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
'kin ell hunni. You really ARE bored at work aren't you? :shock:

Well... yeah I am lol There is only so much work your brain can handle in one day!
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Regarding the world's longest poo: an artist called Michelle Hines mocks up world records. Her World Record Number Four is her doing a 24ft poo along a bowling alley lane.
Oh! And my two favourite palindromes are
"Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas"
and
"are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?"
Quote by SymonOUna
Regarding the world's longest poo: an artist called Michelle Hines mocks up world records. Her World Record Number Four is her doing a 24ft poo along a bowling alley lane.

:gagged:
I'm not quite sure which is sadder......the fact that she did it or that she had someone take photos ! :shock:
Well, it's art, you see. Plus, it's a mock-up, so if no-one took photos it would all be a bit of a waste of time. Whether it's a waste of time anyway is another matter but one would have to have a heart of stone not to feel that this is something David Blaine should try for his next stunt.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Regarding the world's longest poo: an artist called Michelle Hines mocks up world records. Her World Record Number Four is her doing a 24ft poo along a bowling alley lane.

:gagged:
I'm not quite sure which is sadder......the fact that she did it or that she had someone take photos ! :shock:
Or we looked at em even ....... Yuk
Mike x
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