Quote by mdr2000
No war has ever been fought between two counties that had a McDonalds??
Mike xx
Fuck United Nations ! Get a McDonalds built in every country in the world and hey presto! no more wars ! :thumbup:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
No war has ever been fought between two counties that had a McDonalds??
Mike xx
Fuck United Nations ! Get a McDonalds built in every country in the world and hey presto! no more wars ! :thumbup:
Thats coz every fecker in the world would end up too fat to move, let alone invade!
Quote by winchwench
No war has ever been fought between two counties that had a McDonalds??
Mike xx
Fuck United Nations ! Get a McDonalds built in every country in the world and hey presto! no more wars ! :thumbup:
Thats coz every fecker in the world would end up too fat to move, let alone invade!
:giggle:
:giggle: 
Quote by kittysin
In York there is an ancient law allegedly still in force that it is legal for a citizen of York to kill a Scotsman, using a bow and arrow, if he apprehends him within the city walls after sunset.
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:scared: shit must cancel that romantic weekend in York......no,no...its ok its new York..phew
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Quote by redangel
You can only catch a cold once, then you develope immunity to it!!!
yea
, thats certainly in the Bolox section of this thread. either that or someone needs to inform by immune system. 
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Quote by redpanthermanWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
Master of Sex
Quote by freckledbirdWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Master of Sex
Quote by DeviousLiasonsWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Apparently McDonalds bought it and sliced it up into 4oz sections.... no idea why
....aaaaahhh...it's all starting to make sense now
Quote by DeviousLiasonsWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Apparently McDonalds bought it and sliced it up into 4oz sections.... no idea why
I'm never eating burgers again :shock:
Quote by Sassy-SerenWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Apparently McDonalds bought it and sliced it up into 4oz sections.... no idea why
I'm never eating burgers again :shock: I'll eat yours though...
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Quote by lilacgem
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Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
I just HAD to f*cking try it didn't I? :doh:
So did I :!: so am I abnormal if my thumb longer than my nose
: Or have I just got longer than average thumbs :?hook, line and sinker
Quote by redpanthermanWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Apparently McDonalds bought it and sliced it up into 4oz sections.... no idea why
I'm never eating burgers again :shock: I'll eat yours though...
Do you think he trained for this???
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina
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It begs the question...........................WHY?
No idea, but it might explain why the Americans don't understand the offside rule.
my thumb is longer than my nose
Cheap seats on stage coaches were on the roof, when people went to sleep they sometimes fell off, coining the phrase 'Dropping of to sleep'
H.x
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Quote by DeviousLiasons
The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.
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but not as quickly as a finger through one.
In Massachusetts - It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror?? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror :scared:
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror?? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror :scared:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
In Massachusetts - It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror?? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror :scared:
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I doubt if many people or anyone at all suffer any of these phobias if they are a member of SH! Then again their membership here could be some integral part of their treatment plan?
Coitophobia - Fear of Sexual intercourse.
Erotophobia - Fear of Sexual love or sexual questions.
Anuptaphobia - Fear of Staying Single.
Blennophobia or Myxophobia - Fear of Slime. (:grin
Topophobia - Stage fright! (As if!)
Medorthophobia - Fear of an Erect Penis.
Gymnophobia- Fear of Nudity.
However some members of SH have been known to suffer from.....
Gerontophobia - Fear of Old people. (Some people are SO choosey!)
Tapinophobia - Fear of small things.
Gamophobia - Fear of Marriage. (Not naming any names!)
Optophobia - Fear of opening one's eyes! (Hey admit it... we've all been there!)
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There is only so much work your brain can handle in one day!Quote by SymonOUna
Regarding the world's longest poo: an artist called Michelle Hines mocks up world records. Her World Record Number Four is her doing a 24ft poo along a bowling alley lane.
:gagged:
I'm not quite sure which is sadder......the fact that she did it or that she had someone take photos ! :shock:
Well, it's art, you see. Plus, it's a mock-up, so if no-one took photos it would all be a bit of a waste of time. Whether it's a waste of time anyway is another matter but one would have to have a heart of stone not to feel that this is something David Blaine should try for his next stunt.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Regarding the world's longest poo: an artist called Michelle Hines mocks up world records. Her World Record Number Four is her doing a 24ft poo along a bowling alley lane.
:gagged:
I'm not quite sure which is sadder......the fact that she did it or that she had someone take photos ! :shock:
Or we looked at em even ....... Yuk
Mike x :doh: