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No war has ever been fought between two counties that had a McDonalds??
Mike xx
Fuck United Nations ! Get a McDonalds built in every country in the world and hey presto! no more wars ! :thumbup:
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No war has ever been fought between two counties that had a McDonalds??
Mike xx
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No war has ever been fought between two counties that had a McDonalds??
Mike xx
Quote by kittysin
In York there is an ancient law allegedly still in force that it is legal for a citizen of York to kill a Scotsman, using a bow and arrow, if he apprehends him within the city walls after sunset.
:scared:
Quote by redpanthermanWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Quote by freckledbirdWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Quote by DeviousLiasonsWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Quote by DeviousLiasonsWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Quote by Sassy-SerenWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Quote by redpanthermanWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina
.
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In Massachusetts - It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a two-way mirror?? Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a two-way mirror :scared:
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Regarding the world's longest poo: an artist called Michelle Hines mocks up world records. Her World Record Number Four is her doing a 24ft poo along a bowling alley lane.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Regarding the world's longest poo: an artist called Michelle Hines mocks up world records. Her World Record Number Four is her doing a 24ft poo along a bowling alley lane.