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Share your totally useless information here ! It's amazing ( and funny ) some of the sh*t that can be found on the net rolleyes Like:
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. :gagged:
Cat's urine glows under a black light.
Turtles can breathe through their butts ( I'd LOVE to know how the f*ck they found this out ! :shock: )
yes I'm bored
:giggle:
Well Sassy you have started a thread just perfect for me! I love fact - no matter how useless! biggrin Like...
Most toilets flush in E flat.
Of the 206 bones in the average human adult's body, 106 are in the hands and feet. (54 in the hands and 52 in the feet).
Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
The Giant cricket of Africa enjoys eating human hair.
About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute.

:D
Quote by Kiss_Me
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Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
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I just HAD to f*cking try it didn't I? :doh:
useless facts and total bolox, nothing new from you is it flipa
(i'll add some of mine later kiss)
poke smackbottom
wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Share your totally useless information here ! It's amazing ( and funny ) some of the sh*t that can be found on the net rolleyes Like:
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. :gagged:
Cat's urine glows under a black light.
Turtles can breathe through their butts ( I'd LOVE to know how the f*ck they found this out ! :shock: )
I worked with a girl who covered her tea cup up to stop spiders getting in it so that she wouldn't eat more than eight!!!
yes I'm bored
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useless facts and total bolox, nothing new from you is it flipa
(i'll add some of mine later kiss)

catch this you old fart.................. :kick:
Androphobia is a fear of men.
Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women....
rpm wanders off to find Sass.... biggrin
Cum 'ere... Cum 'ere... listen to this one...
The words 'racecar & kayak'
spell them back to front & they both read the same!
How cooool is that then!l
:sparring:
Quote by redpantherman
Cum 'ere... Cum 'ere... listen to this one...
The words 'racecar & kayak'
spell them back to front & they both read the same!
How cooool is that then!l
:sparring:

It's called a Palindrome hunni. Welcome to the english language :giggle:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
Perhaps we could rename the site ANORAK'S HEAVEN lol
Here are my contributions
Black boxes in aircraft are orange.
Panama hats come from Equador
The Canary Islands in thge Pacific are named after dogs
Blackberries and strawberries aren't berries
Peanuts aren't nuts
More later you lucky B*****ds
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's called a Palindrome hunni. Welcome to the english language :giggle:

Oooooooooo I love a woman with big...........
BRAINS!
passionkiss
Quote by Kiss_Me
It's called a Palindrome hunni. Welcome to the english language :giggle:

Oooooooooo I love a woman with big...........
BRAINS!
passionkiss
yeah. Makes up for my tits being too small :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's called a Palindrome hunni. Welcome to the english language :giggle:

Oooooooooo I love a woman with big...........
BRAINS!
passionkiss
yeah. Makes up for my tits being too small :giggle:
rotflmao
No Sassy.... there's no such thing! smackbottom
A man, a plan a canal, panama
My favourite palindrome
Your fingernail has the same ingredients as fly poop :shock: that should stop anyone biting them !
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "Goodnight, sleep tight".
Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
In York there is an ancient law allegedly still in force that it is legal for a citizen of York to kill a Scotsman, using a bow and arrow, if he apprehends him within the city walls after sunset.
:scared:
IN seafaring terms, looking at a crew members back to see if he had been lashed in the past would reveal his character.
This is where the phrase to have a "chequered past" comes from- the pattern made by lashings.
Another nautical one.........plates on ships were square so the didnt roll around- hence the phrase "three square meals".
Quote by DeviousLiasons
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina
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It begs the question...........................WHY? dunno
Quote by Sassy-Seren
...It's called a Palindrome hunni. Welcome to the english language :giggle: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
how do you spell it? :shock:
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The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.

Talking a load of sh!t today dev wink But please don't tell my kids that one... they get through enough of the stuff as it is
Quote by redpantherman
...It's called a Palindrome hunni. Welcome to the english language :giggle: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
how do you spell it? :shock:
i... t :smug:
Quote by DeviousLiasons
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Who in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper? blink
Quote by redpantherman
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
Who in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper? blink
Only in America rolleyes
Quote by celestria
...It's called a Palindrome hunni. Welcome to the english language :giggle: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
how do you spell it? :shock:
i... t :smug: surprised let me see ya i... t this then flipa ya cheeky sod!
Quote by redpantherman
...It's called a Palindrome hunni. Welcome to the english language :giggle: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
how do you spell it? :shock:
i... t :smug: surprised let me see ya i... t this then flipa ya cheeky sod! kiss
Crisps were invented in Wolverhampton!
Concocted by the son of a wealthy local buisnessman, he was ordered by his father to show a visiting buisness acquaintence how he made them. On his return to Leicester he promptly set up a factory to manufacture them.
Heres my contribution
A banana is both a plant and a herb
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the english language. Its a lung disease and is 45 letters long.
pescatarian is a word too describe someone who eats fish but not meat
A length of 2 by 4 is actually 1-1/2" x 3-1/2"
Leonardo da Vinci is said to have been able to write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. What a talented man (think of the possibilities)
The 100years war lasted 116 years
Women blink Twice as often as Men....
The Life Span of a Tastebud is only Ten Days......
No war has ever been fought between two counties that had a McDonalds??

Mike xx