Very hard as a single male

19 Jan 2006

:cry: :cry: sorry gang but im going to moan very hard as a single male to meet people ,naturally people are wary ov sinlge males on here coz alot not all but alot are idiots for want of a better you it could still be the fact that im new on here,an il be the first to say im no oil painting but bloody hell im not that bad....i hope lol not a reply not a sniff boo hoo. lol

anyway rant over deep breaths an am back on top of the lads out there got any advice on breaking into the scene?.. cheers gang and sorry for the rant

19 Jan 2006

Its all uphill onebadman but there is a hilltop somewhere up there
I think!?!
wink

19 Jan 2006

Chill... onebadman1978
You will prob have a 1 in 300 chance of gettin a reply!
Do the maths!
Think about this for a sec...
Just imagin trawling through your inbox full of peeps trying to sell you a ford escort & if the're all bloating your mailbox with pics of the same car same colour I bet you would get VERY bored & pissed that you can no longer send or recieve email coz your mail limit has been maxed out!
Now I guess u gave up after your first reply to an ad' didnt you? lol

BIG mistake matey....
(Now this is why reading on the forum pays dividens!! )
Send your reply again... a month later.
Say more about yourself, don't send a pic unless asked!
Usualy the first torrent of replies will have died down & if u can put yourself in their shoes you would be in a better frame of mind to chose 'your ford escort'
Please respect the fact:
If you dont get a reply get ova it.
You dont know - Never will know the reason as to why - So move on.
Have respect no matter what!
Use the forum join in the community, get accepted....
If u have joined this site just to get your dick wet on a Sat nite you WILL crash & burn son!
Above all be respectful... Its a quality that will get you noticed.

19 Jan 2006

When you reply, tell them something about yourself, rather than how big your cock is and how you're going to improve their dull sex lives, be at least semi-articulate and polite.
Oh, and use capital letters and paragraph breaks occasionally !
They're the ones that we bother to reply to anyway.
And no cock-pics !

19 Jan 2006

"Very hard as a single male"
From the thread title - I thought it was gonna be a boasting thread :lol2:
I came in here to chuck cold water over everyone dunno

19 Jan 2006

Quote by onebadman1978
:cry: :cry: sorry gang but im going to moan very hard as a single male to meet people ,naturally people are wary ov sinlge males on here coz alot not all but alot are idiots for want of a better you it could still be the fact that im new on here,an il be the first to say im no oil painting but bloody hell im not that bad....i hope lol not a reply not a sniff boo hoo. anyway rant over deep breaths an am back on top of the lads out there got any advice on breaking into the scene?.. cheers gang and sorry for the rant

Your not an oil painting?? Phew.. rolleyes

19 Jan 2006

Quote by Missy
"Very hard as a single male"
From the thread title - I thought it was gonna be a boasting thread :lol2:
I came in here to chuck cold water over everyone

Forget it missy... We all know wot your lookin for, you just jumped at the 'very hard' bit!!!
Go pour that cold water over yourself & start lookin photo ads for yer next fix :giggle:

19 Jan 2006

It's not hard, it's an absolute doddle. So you're a single guy - so what? How does that stop you? There are stacks and stacks of single guys on here who do not have a problem. There are probably more single girls who have a bigger problem than single guys, as they have to be a darn sight more careful about who they meet.
Get over it and get on with it. There's more advice on here than you can shake a stick at - how much of it have you actually read and tried before you had your whinge?
hope that helps
Mal
wink

19 Jan 2006

Don't just sit at your pc waiting for women to reply to you.
There is a big wide world outside full of pubs and clubs and bars
and cafe's etc etc.
Go meet people!

19 Jan 2006

Quote by onebadman1978
its very hard as a single male to meet people

It isn't plain sailing being a couple either.
Stop griping, get your head down, and put the effort in, etc. etc.
biggrin

19 Jan 2006

Quote by banlwales
its very hard as a single male to meet people

It isn't plain sailing being a couple either.
Stop griping, get your head down, and put the effort in, etc. etc.
biggrin

Or get your head up and whack it off.. Job done.. :wanker:

19 Jan 2006

Quote by DaytimePlayboy
its very hard as a single male to meet people

It isn't plain sailing being a couple either.
Stop griping, get your head down, and put the effort in, etc. etc.
biggrin

Or get your head up and whack it off.. Job done.. :wanker:
Surely that's what the chatroom is for...?
Never seen so many knobs in one room, it's like a misguided bukakke session..!!
rolleyes

19 Jan 2006

Quote by banlwales
its very hard as a single male to meet people

It isn't plain sailing being a couple either.
Stop griping, get your head down, and put the effort in, etc. etc.
biggrin

Or get your head up and whack it off.. Job done.. :wanker:
Surely that's what the chatroom is for...?
Never seen so many knobs in one room, it's like a misguided bukakke session..!!
rolleyes

Too right.. I'm afraid to go in there. Someone gets their tits out and suddenly theres more tossing than a salad shop... :roll:

19 Jan 2006

Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Too right.. I'm afraid to go in there. Someone gets their tits out and suddenly theres more tossing than a salad shop...

Is there..?
I just give 'em the odd click and then go eeeeeeek..!
It's rude to stare isn't it..?
cool

19 Jan 2006

Quote by banlwales
Too right.. I'm afraid to go in there. Someone gets their tits out and suddenly theres more tossing than a salad shop...

Is there..?
I just give 'em the odd click and then go eeeeeeek..!
It's rude to stare isn't it..?
cool

Suppose if they have them on a cam, then staring is expected. Maybe a comment nice cock is in order.. :undecided:

19 Jan 2006

Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Too right.. I'm afraid to go in there. Someone gets their tits out and suddenly theres more tossing than a salad shop...

Is there..?
I just give 'em the odd click and then go eeeeeeek..!
It's rude to stare isn't it..?
cool

Suppose if they have them on a cam, then staring is expected. Maybe a comment nice cock is in order.. :undecided:
Steady on now, i'm trying to eat my lunch..!

19 Jan 2006

Steady on now, i'm trying to eat my lunch..![/quote
Stay clear of the salad cream then.. :spit:

20 Jan 2006

I am no oil painting but i meet people
Trouble is most guys have absolutly no idea how to go about meeting couples & females
They think post an advert stick a cock pic on it away you go
sit back and wait for the rush lol
Its easy & simple to meet people as a single guy but not quick.
im not going to give lessons as 99% caint be bothered to put the effort in
I like it that most have not got a clue (oh arnt i selfish ).
Bi-Guy-Notts

21 Jan 2006

Too many wanna quick shag types of single guys thats the prob an too many got to much opinion of themselves.....fail to please the fem n your history lol

21 Jan 2006

Quote by onebadman1978
:cry: :cry: sorry gang but im going to moan very hard as a single male to meet people ,naturally people are wary ov sinlge males on here coz alot not all but alot are idiots for want of a better you it could still be the fact that im new on here,an il be the first to say im no oil painting but bloody hell im not that bad....i hope lol not a reply not a sniff boo hoo. anyway rant over deep breaths an am back on top of the lads out there got any advice on breaking into the scene?.. cheers gang and sorry for the rant

Yes, it is hard for a single male to get fixed up, but have you thought how much harder it would be if you were at an advanced age!!! think about it!!!

21 Jan 2006

The guys I fuck don't mention they have a problem meeting people dunno

21 Jan 2006

Quote by onebadman1978
:cry: :cry: sorry gang but im going to moan

Yes, an attractive quality.

Quote by onebadman1978
its very hard as a single male to meet people

Not if you are socially balanced. confused

Quote by onebadman1978
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naturally people are wary ov sinlge males on here coz alot not all but alot are idiots for want of a better word

You are so right. They write the shortest of ads and then sit back thinking it is just going to happen. You can tell most are thick because at a time when they are trying to make a good impression they can't be arsed to type a well presented bit of work, use slang in their text and omit the use of capitals..
rolleyes

Quote by onebadman1978
:mind you it could still be the fact that im new on here

So why are you moaning then - or were you in a rush for something?

Quote by onebadman1978
:,an il be the first to say im no oil painting but bloody hell im not that bad....i hope lol

Horses for courses

Quote by onebadman1978
:not a reply not a sniff boo hoo.

You have seen how many ads there are? And some of them actually contain more information than you could fit on the back of a chewing-gum wrapper.

Quote by onebadman1978
: anyway rant over deep breaths an am back on top of the world.

Thank fluck for that. biggrin

Quote by onebadman1978
:any lads out there got any advice on breaking into the scene?.. cheers gang and sorry for the rant

Seeing as your 'only' ad is in Men seeking Women - maybe the ladies would be in a better position to advise dunno

I would offer some advice but I feel under informed as to what part of the 'scene' you are interested in breaking into? A guy meeting a woman for a bit of rumpy pumpy is not exactly everyones idea of 'swinging' and I assume that is the 'scene' you are referring to?
It's a good job people are more open minded around here or it might just look like your complaining because you thought swinging birds were easy and you feel let down at not having a jump already. wink

21 Jan 2006

At the resk of being comprehensively beaten up by Pololady (are you a bit bored today, PL?), it's worth mentioning a couple of things.
Not everybody who claims to be a couple or a lady actually is. What persuades men to pretend to be female... I dunno - electronic cross-dressing, I suppose. I wish I could say that it's easy to tell the frauds from the real things, but it isn't. Anyway, we real men have to live with it.
The second thing is that there are a lot of couples and women out there who are as clueless as some men. They don't really know what they want, or at least they don't say... their ads show plenty of enthusiasm for sex, but no discernible personality.. they can't even be bothered to run their ads through a spell-checker... they put ridiculous limits on the men they want to see - virtually encouraging men to lie... and they are so terrified to timewasters and perverts, they play email ping-pong.... or go in for long lists of questions.... or want to swap endless pics.... or play webcam fun, until they manage to convince themselves that the man is genuine.
Oh, sorry about the moan - I've got my tax return looming over me and life sucks...

21 Jan 2006

Why on earth should I give you a slapping-down for that dunno

There is no monopoly on being clueless - guys, gals, couples.... you are liable to find the clueless wandering in all categories.
It is true that not everyone on sites such as this know what they want, are open about what they want or even honest about who they are.
The thing that wears thin for me, regarding threads like this one, is the moaning that the person's ad hasn't worked. It's almost like they expected that sticking a few lines on a website (with or without photos) was some sort of guarantee it will have the desired effect and a result should be forthcoming. In the case of single guys (as it seems to be single guys that moan about this the most) even if there were only 200 ads for men seeking women/couples - where does it say... results guaranteed with x number of days/weeks/months?
I would expect someone with a reasonable amount of common sense to try rewriting their ad or do something to try to improve it. I fail to understand why they feel it will help their cause to post "hey guys, what is happening? I was expecting some action by now!" or words to that effect.

21 Jan 2006

Quote by hotrod39
(are you a bit bored today, PL?) ...

Nope - I was still in bed at that point wink