I've just tried to make and download a video. I failed so no good looking. Having no imagination it was the usual guy thing of me beating my meat. Wow what a buzz!! It was the usual wanking pleasure plus the thought of other people watching me.
I must try again does anybody else find videoing quite so exciting. I'm just going for a lie down now.
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Quote by Tania
You little exhibitionist, you!I don't think you can beat the guy who's stuck a stalk of celery up his back hole, though. Or can you?
Don't go searching for this video as it hasn't been done yet...
Beyond your hint of sarcasm its a thought. Any other ideas on how I can improve a video beyond a simple wank?
Quote by keeno
I've just tried to make and download a video. I failed so no good looking. Having no imagination it was the usual guy thing of me beating my meat. Wow what a buzz!! It was the usual wanking pleasure plus the thought of other people watching me.
I must try again does anybody else find videoing quite so exciting. I'm just going for a lie down now.
I don't understand...
Quote by keeno
You little exhibitionist, you!
Don't go searching for this video as it hasn't been done yet...
Beyond your hint of sarcasm its a thought. Any other ideas on how I can improve a video beyond a simple wank?
Yeah... don't wank on it
if you don't want to show your face fine.. but how about sitting in front of your cam and introducing yourself... just spend a couple of mins talking about yourself and what you're looking for, that would do it for me
We assume that you have a penis and you can pleasure yourself without being shown
Quote by Kiss_Me
Try it and see.
I never realised I was an exhibitionist, I always thoought I was quite retiring
I understood what you did... I just didn't understand your first sentence!
Through the wonders of modern technology you can download a minute of moving images as well as pictures. I hope this answers your question and that you not picking up some odd spelling or point of grammar.
Quote by keeno
Beyond your hint of sarcasm its a thought. Any other ideas on how I can improve a video beyond a simple wank?
I wasn't being sarcastic, I was just being funny.
But that aside, how about gathering a few props, e.g a wig, sunglasses, a pipe, a fake moustache, some googly eye glasses, you know stuff that are weird and funny and keep changing your appearance whilst you give a talk on how versatile you are and how much fun it would be for people to meet you. Sometimes laughter is the best ice breaker and warms people up on you. Quote by keeno
Try it and see.
I never realised I was an exhibitionist, I always thoought I was quite retiring
I understood what you did... I just didn't understand your first sentence!
Through the wonders of modern technology you can download a minute of moving images as well as pictures. I hope this answers your question and that you not picking up some odd spelling or point of grammar.
Please don't even attempt to patronise me.... I was merely asking what you meant by "I failed so no good looking." Your posting is like your video it seems....
Quote by Kiss_Me
Try it and see.
I never realised I was an exhibitionist, I always thoought I was quite retiring
I understood what you did... I just didn't understand your first sentence!
Through the wonders of modern technology you can download a minute of moving images as well as pictures. I hope this answers your question and that you not picking up some odd spelling or point of grammar.
Please don't even attempt to patronise me.... I was merely asking what you meant by "I failed so no good looking." Your posting is like your video it seems....
Sorry, a grammar question. I think a comma was missed. I didn't manage to download the video, so it is no good looking for it. I hope that clears that up.
Quote by Tania
Beyond your hint of sarcasm its a thought. Any other ideas on how I can improve a video beyond a simple wank?
I wasn't being sarcastic, I was just being funny.
But that aside, how about gathering a few props, e.g a wig, sunglasses, a pipe, a fake moustache, some googly eye glasses, you know stuff that are weird and funny and keep changing your appearance whilst you give a talk on how versatile you are and how much fun it would be for people to meet you. Sometimes laughter is the best ice breaker and warms people up on you.Oh another apology, sorry. Fingers quicker than the brain (oo er)
Do you think I should wear the wigs, glasses and moustache or the wee fella?
Quote by keeno
Sorry, a grammar question. I think a comma was missed. I didn't manage to download the video, so it is no good looking for it. I hope that clears that up.
Keeno... it wasn't a grammar question at all - it genuinely made no sense to me! If I was going to pick you up on your grammer I would have posted replies to you a lot more than I have done!
Quote by keeno
Oh another apology, sorry. Fingers quicker than the brain (oo er)
Do you think I should wear the wigs, glasses and moustache or the wee fella?
I was thinking more using the props on your face, keeno. We've seen a lot of cocks and some of them are really impressive (a thick bulbous head always does it for me as well as a smooth shaft). Don't compete where your entry will be lost in the millions, do something original that will matter and attract positive attention.
Quote by keeno
Try it and see.
I never realised I was an exhibitionist, I always thoought I was quite retiring
I understood what you did... I just didn't understand your first sentence!
Through the wonders of modern technology you can download a minute of moving images as well as pictures. I hope this answers your question and that you not picking up some odd spelling or point of grammar.
Kiss_Me
I think you didn't quite understand his first sentence as he got his words mixed up so it wasn't you hun
He used the wrong word...'download'
keeno..
'download' meens you are download from a remote place to your own pc.
'upload' meens you are uploading to a remote place from your pc.
So if you had wrote..
"I've just tried to make and upload a video. I failed so no good looking"
Then it would of been more understandable
Shaz x
Sex God
i understood what he meant, but maybe that's cos i'm blonde and didn't realise there was a difference between upload and download...
Yes, I have just spent 5 years at uni...... yes I graduate on Friday.....
I'm starting to wonder myself if I should turn up or not now!lol
maz xx
Yes, I have just spent 5 years at uni...... yes I graduate on Friday.....
I'm starting to wonder myself if I should turn up or not now!lol
maz xx
Quote by de_sade
Errrr...Didn't I read somewhere on here that was Dambusters trademark? I'd check the :small-print: before you proceed with Tania's suggestion, just in case DB has it registered.
De_sade
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:And as we also like to make videos I would just like to clarify that yes I do have an exhibitionist side, but no dammie does not "dress up in our videos"
Quote by celestria
You little exhibitionist, you!
Don't go searching for this video as it hasn't been done yet...
Beyond your hint of sarcasm its a thought. Any other ideas on how I can improve a video beyond a simple wank?
Yeah... don't wank on it
if you don't want to show your face fine.. but how about sitting in front of your cam and introducing yourself... just spend a couple of mins talking about yourself and what you're looking for, that would do it for me
We assume that you have a penis and you can pleasure yourself without being shown
Sound advice from someone who doesn't have a face pic!!!!
Quote by mazandden
i understood what he meant, but maybe that's cos i'm blonde and didn't realise there was a difference between upload and download...
Yes, I have just spent 5 years at uni...... yes I graduate on Friday.....
I'm starting to wonder myself if I should turn up or not now!lol
maz xx
Afraid I didn't understand KMs question as it was so clearly put and explained (sarcasm)
Quote by Tania
Oh another apology, sorry. Fingers quicker than the brain (oo er)
Do you think I should wear the wigs, glasses and moustache or the wee fella?
I was thinking more using the props on your face, keeno. We've seen a lot of cocks and some of them are really impressive (a thick bulbous head always does it for me as well as a smooth shaft). Don't compete where your entry will be lost in the millions, do something original that will matter and attract positive attention.
Fine advice from someone who shows their personality with their bum cheeks through a split in their trousers.
Some much advice from so many wise people.
Quote by keeno
Oh another apology, sorry. Fingers quicker than the brain (oo er)
Do you think I should wear the wigs, glasses and moustache or the wee fella?
I was thinking more using the props on your face, keeno. We've seen a lot of cocks and some of them are really impressive (a thick bulbous head always does it for me as well as a smooth shaft). Don't compete where your entry will be lost in the millions, do something original that will matter and attract positive attention.
Fine advice from someone who shows their personality with their bum cheeks through a split in their trousers.
Some much advice from so many wise people.
It is very good advise keeno
Why would you want pictures like 99% of the rest of the guys to only end up like lots of them moaning you don't get no meets...
You need to do something different to them, something that makes you stand out and make people think wow i really want to meet this guy
Shaz x
Quote by keeno
Beyond your hint of sarcasm its a thought. Any other ideas on how I can improve a video beyond a simple wank?
Yeah... don't wank on it
if you don't want to show your face fine.. but how about sitting in front of your cam and introducing yourself... just spend a couple of mins talking about yourself and what you're looking for, that would do it for me
We assume that you have a penis and you can pleasure yourself without being shown
Sound advice from someone who doesn't have a face pic!!!!
Hahahaha actually I do have a face pic... it's just not for public viewing, those who want to meet me know what I look like
Oh and the wink smilie at the end of my post... means I'm posting without sarcasm or malice, something I think you have yet to master. ffs you try and help some people and they go off in a little strop and think the world is out to get them
Quote by Kiss_Me
. . . . but no dammie does not "dress up in our videos"
Riding boots, Hat and Gloves don't count as dressing up ????????????
:inlove:
Now that's one video I think HLB should upload!
:twisted:
If i could get the camcorder to talk to the laptop, I'm actually quite frightened that she may well have done
Quote by dambuster
. . . . but no dammie does not "dress up in our videos"
Riding boots, Hat and Gloves don't count as dressing up ????????????
:inlove:
Now that's one video I think HLB should upload!
:twisted:
If i could get the camcorder to talk to the laptop, I'm actually quite frightened that she may well have done
:giggle:
Let me know the model number of your cam and I'll send you the instructions! Alternatively you could play it back and put your webcam on and I can watch it remotely!
Huh? No you say?
Ahhhhhhh well....
Quote by Kiss_Me
:giggle:
Let me know the model number of your cam and I'll send you the instructions! Alternatively you could play it back and put your webcam on and I can watch it remotely!
Huh? No you say?
Ahhhhhhh well....
If I could get my webcam to work without crashing my laptop, I might well have a go.
Or . . . . .
I could just send you a copy. Be warned tho - there's cock in it :wink:
Or maybe I should wait until I've mastered the art of transferring it ti dvd, or found someone to do it for us.
(Just to satisfy her exhibitionist streak obviously
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