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Sex God
All on the house for the first 100 peeps :cheers: :beer:
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Viretual bar back open Mon -Fri anyone thirsty?
Sex God
ah, at last
pint of best and pie n chips please, oh and plent of gravy :cheers:
pint of best and pie n chips please, oh and plent of gravy :cheers:
Sex God
ya gonna have to be in charge Pete I've got to go out Bar Manager wot about it?
Sex God
well wont be for a while, i have to go out for an hour, but will reopen when I get back
in the mean time, perhaps some peeps could recomend some features they would like to see included in the bar?
I for one would like to see a pole :twisted: and perhaps a cage dancer or two?
in the mean time, perhaps some peeps could recomend some features they would like to see included in the bar?
I for one would like to see a pole :twisted: and perhaps a cage dancer or two?
Sex God
U can have pie & pea's N gravy on the house too if u like. 
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Orgasminator
think i'll just sit in this quiet corner, like i usully do 
Master of Sex
who said " on the house "
Free Beer.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
a pint of fosters plz.
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Free Beer.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
a pint of fosters plz.
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:drinkies: :drinkies: 
Orgasminator
can I have an evian please as i am trying to loose weight.... oh and 4 mars bars and a bag of pork scratchings x x x
Sex God
quiet in here tonite
lets have the dukebox on
lets have the dukebox on
Sex God
evening Mik69 
what you having?
what you having?
Master of Sex
Another pinsh of fo s ters pleeeeeeze.
mr barman.
hic!!
heeeezse a real goo d geezer. hic !!!!
that barssman u know.
here why ish the bar moving, and i gots wets feetzs
HIC !!!!!
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whersh the karoke.
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mr barman.
hic!!
heeeezse a real goo d geezer. hic !!!!
that barssman u know.
here why ish the bar moving, and i gots wets feetzs
HIC !!!!!
:drinkies: :drinkies: :beer: whersh the karoke.
:karaoke:
Its always the same on a Monday
Busy weekend, wife makes you do loadsa shopping, and all you wanna do is watch the footy and have a few beers
Then back to work Monday, and all hell breaks loose
Monday is always a tiring day
It should liven up in here tomorow, with Lissa Pole Dancing
Enjoy yer pint
I'm off to bed
Busy weekend, wife makes you do loadsa shopping, and all you wanna do is watch the footy and have a few beers
Then back to work Monday, and all hell breaks loose
Monday is always a tiring day
It should liven up in here tomorow, with Lissa Pole Dancing
Enjoy yer pint
I'm off to bed
Right since it is my 30th birthday I have jimmed the door to this place open picked up all the discarded underware, dusted off the counter put a huge birthday cake out and put some money in the till so if anyone would like to share a drink with me stick your head through the door and the drinks are on me
Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
Right since it is my 30th birthday I have jimmed the door to this place open picked up all the discarded underware, dusted off the counter put a huge birthday cake out and put some money in the till so if anyone would like to share a drink with me stick your head through the door and the drinks are on me
that's very decent of you, i just popped in to offer you a drink...............i'll have a pint, what's your's
: happy birthday mate :cheers:
Orgasminator
i think i'll share that with you if you don't mind
Sex God
<<<<<<<<<< throws stink bomb in bar and runs like feck
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
<<<<<<<<<< throws stink bomb in bar and runs like feck
Stink bomb has little effect because the cleaner is on strike and after all the sweaty activity that goes on in here it just freshens the atmosphere
but northeastcoupleuk your barred untill you can make me laugh again Sex God
see your birthday thread
