What are men good for?

29 Oct 2004

Having an anti-men day today. I'm a woman scorned (twice) so hey I'm allowed to :twisted:
I know I'm not the easiest person to get on with, never mind live with. I'm head-strong, fiery, opinionated, bitchy, rude, crude, sensitive and gentle. And I value my independence as much as I do my life, which is why I live alone.
Everybody say ahhhhhh.....
Just been having a discussion with a mate on the phone and the 'what are men good for?' question arose. Men are like candy. They come in all sorts of shiny wrappers and sometimes I think I want one..... confused

For me, I only need a man for sex.
For my mate they're good for DIY and 'anything else she can get out of them' is how she put it, translate that to paying the morgage and house-hold bills. How sad! Personally, that's too much agro I'd have to put up with for too little in return. How jaded am I!
but seriously.....what are men good for? dunno

29 Oct 2004

Erm, nothing. And I say that as a guy smile

Women don't need guys for sex, just get your hot girly friend to use a strap on!
Unless you're particularly keen on the taste of genuine manly meat/juice, in which case that is, possibly, the only purpose we serve.

29 Oct 2004

Quote by zootle
Erm, nothing. And I say that as a guy
Women don't need guys for sex, just get your hot girly friend to use a strap on!
Unless you're particularly keen on the taste of genuine manly meat/juice, in which case that is, possibly, the only purpose we serve.

Id go with the latter!! U cant beat proper cock!! Although dildos are a very good substitute!!

29 Oct 2004

Pah, don't come running to me when you next need a jar opened! lol

29 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Id go with the latter!! U cant beat proper cock!! Although dildos are a very good substitute!!

I kinda know what you mean. I really need the taste of a juicy woman on at least a daily basis, if not more frequently. Ah, the frustration of being a single male with a high sex drive! smile

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Pah, don't come running to me when you next need a jar opened!

Hah I laugh in the face of all Jars and tins alike!! PAH :twisted:

29 Oct 2004

Obviously we are good at................. being the subject of what are men good for threads confused

29 Oct 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Obviously we are good at................. being the subject of what are men good for threads

There you go then, not a complete good for nothing lol

29 Oct 2004

sneaks in quietly............
I quite like men
But then I don't need them cos I can do all the DIY stuff, I'm financially stable enough in my own right, I have a very good vibrator and I drive my own car..............
So they come in handy for amusment value :P
Nothing quite like a cuddle from a guy though, one of those big warm teddy bear ones that makes you feel all safe and protected.
bolt

29 Oct 2004

So it is just sex then :confused2:
*shhh girl, you love it when you're right!

29 Oct 2004

Yeah, it is Libra-love! lol

But only if he'll cuddle me afterwards!

29 Oct 2004

but who would kill all the spiders.......... biggrin

:D :D :D
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

29 Oct 2004

RENTOKIL!!! :twisted:

29 Oct 2004

I don't mind spiders!

29 Oct 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Nothing quite like a cuddle from a guy though, one of those big warm teddy bear ones that makes you feel all safe and protected.
bolt:

Yeah, safe and protected right up until you hear that sound downstairs that needs investigating, then he's right behind ya love!

Quote by fabio grooverider
but who would kill all the spiders..........
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I've got boys (not men) who take care of them for me thanks biggrin

29 Oct 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
but who would kill all the spiders.......... :D :D :D

Good point Fabio rotflmao

But you're not allowed to kill em smackbottom

You gotta catch them and then carry them 3 miles up the road to release them. Might be an idea to cover their eyes too as you carry them, otherwise the little sods just race you back to the house again confused

and you will just end up repeating the process over and over!

29 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
but who would kill all the spiders.......... :D :D :D

Good point Fabio rotflmao

But you're not allowed to kill em smackbottom

You gotta catch them and then carry them 3 miles up the road to release them. Might be an idea to cover their eyes too as you carry them, otherwise the little sods just race you back to the house again confused

and you will just end up repeating the process over and over!
I spin em round three times so the little buggers are dizzy when I let em go....come to think of it so am I . :shock:
Anyway.....back to the subject .....what are we men good for.....I'll get back to you on that Libra.
Oh hang on ...I got it ....parallel parking!!!

29 Oct 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Oh hang on ...I got it ....parallel parking!!!

Parallel parking! :shock:
Pah, is that all?
I reg have to parallel park the car for , and it's on the worng side of the road european style too. :smug:

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
I'm a woman scored (twice)

I should be so lucky biggrin

Oh and the other thing we are good at is spotting typos :P

29 Oct 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
I'm a woman scored (twice)

I should be so lucky biggrin

Oh and the other thing we are good at is spotting typos :P

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So now you understand my frustration :twisted:
and do you work in publishing?

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love

Nothing quite like a cuddle from a guy though, one of those big warm teddy bear ones that makes you feel all safe and protected.
bolt:

Yeah, safe and protected right up until you hear that sound downstairs that needs investigating, then he's right behind ya love!

Quote by fabio grooverider
but who would kill all the spiders..........
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I've got boys (not men) who take care of them for me thanks biggrin

oi! i'll have you know some of us men are first in the queue to . . . erm . . get behind you . . erm . . when you go investigate burglarish noises and stuff. i find a nice thick duvet you can bury yer 'ead under is adequate protection from the need for such investigation tho!
libra-love? these boys you're on about? can you send one round cos there's massive buggers in my 'ouse lately. have yer blummin' leg off they will. i'm all for yer glass and bit of paper, but they jump and everything. not that daft me oh no!
neil - proper brave manly man

29 Oct 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
I'm a woman scored (twice)

I should be so lucky biggrin

Oh and the other thing we are good at is spotting typos :P
well played that man.... :D :D :D :D you do realise she will edit the original post now and make you look silly........ smile

:)
sean xxxxxxxx

29 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
libra-love? these boys you're on about? can you send one round cos there's massive buggers in my 'ouse lately. have yer blummin' leg off they will. i'm all for yer glass and bit of paper, but they jump and everything. not that daft me oh no!
neil - proper brave manly man

Sure you can. I have three boys who can help you out there and the going rate is...erm...well...uh-erm....you're a man, so some of what you're good for. redface

29 Oct 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
I'm a woman scored (twice)

I should be so lucky biggrin

Oh and the other thing we are good at is spotting typos :P
well played that man.... :D :D :D :D you do realise she will edit the original post now and make you look silly........ smile

:)
sean xxxxxxxx
Thanks Sean but you're not suggesting that we men are the only sex to have integrity are you .....(oops have I stretched a point a tad too far)

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
So it is just sex then :confused2:
*shhh girl, you love it when you're right!

Errrrrrm. If we're taking sex out of the equation could somebody possibly explain what women are good for??
Steve

29 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Errrrrrm. If we're taking sex out of the equation could somebody possibly explain what women are good for??

Telling men how to get rid of spiders of course! rolleyes

29 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
So it is just sex then :confused2:
*shhh girl, you love it when you're right!

Errrrrrm. If we're taking sex out of the equation could somebody possibly explain what women are good for??
Steve
Women are good for moanin about how bad men are!

29 Oct 2004

:sparring: Oi go start your own thread steveg_nw
We're really good at pointing out all your faults and then some.
Fabio...edit what? :angel:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

29 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
So it is just sex then :confused2:
*shhh girl, you love it when you're right!

Errrrrrm. If we're taking sex out of the equation could somebody possibly explain what women are good for??
Steve
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
:sparring: Oi go start your own thread steveg_nw
We're really good at pointing out all your faults and then some.

No. Now go and make me a coffee like a good little girl. bolt

Steve