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Quote by the_tongue
Fancy gyrating your clitoris on mine Heather ???????

looks a bit floppy to me lol
I prefer the" pull the hood back "method to be honest,it works for all sizes of clits and the results achieved are very good.
:shock: :shock: Oh, Tongue! redface surprisedops:
Are you trying to make a pass at me? :oops: :oops:
Well, I never did! And me an ex alter girl and all... :oops: :oops:
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Well Heather how about about a tongueing that will "alter" you for life rotflmao ?
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Oooooh! redface
You'll make me go all shy, you smooth talker, you! :twisted:
I really cant believe you are shy Heather,ive seen some of the photographic evidence. lol
Whadya think of mine confused:
I've just worked out how to change it, this will do for now cos I'm a bit of a cheeky monkey :!: biggrin
Solosausage, if that really is you, I think I've shagged you before. :twisted:
Tongue... all those rumours about me are vicious and heinous distortions of the facts... it's was all done with trickery and bits of cellotape. At the time, I was watering the flowers in the garden of tranquillity in an orphan's missionary outpost somewhere near Bora Bora... rolleyes :roll:
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Of course... if you're REALLY offering me that gifted tongue of yours....? :twisted: :twisted:
Hxx
I am offering Heather lol
BTW wheres bora bora? i bet you`d prefer something rather than missionary as well Heather biggrin
Quote by Heather
Solosausage, if that really is you, I think I've shagged you before. :twisted:
Hxx

i had him too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
infact... about 3 or 4 times i think!!!
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Im the innocent party here,i know it makes a change.
I wonder if the one of the toilet is better than this 1,opinions please.