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Orgasminator
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Looks like they got mine nearly right - seems I need to get out more lol
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'Roger' isn't on there but apparently my real name means "built like a horse".
I wish. rolleyes
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Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women.

It's so very accurate biggrin
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lolJQ, I was in stiches going through peoples user names, and their real world names! :lol: - it is not very flattering to some people!
Kat was not in there - but Kate was, and I answer to that as well!
This needs to be preserved - can you put a duplicate post in the string called 'you must see this' , accessed through the Pearly Gates. Then it will not be lost as the string slowly descends to the dark pits.
lhk
Kat
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My real name means
Likes men in uniform - never warm
Sarge where are you. I never knew :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Watch out however I am likely to freeze your b@@ls by this account lol :twisted: :twisted:
Orgasminator
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Any Annabells or Barbaras about :twisted:
Orgasminator
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Strange one this:-habitual chaser of women. rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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lol :lol: OK - made my post asking JQ to put this in "you must see this", went downstairs, made a cup of tea, told Kit about the string, then realised "Dork - the string is locked"
SO to the list of names add - "Kat - Plonker- I see a PM waiting for me at the top of the screen, which I know is going to be JQL pointing out my error to me - oh the humiliation! - on top of a hangover too!
lhk
Kat redface
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the closest they had to my real name was :
Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
but the spelling is diff.... so i might get away with it!!!!!!!!!
as for well busty babe.... strangely they didnt have one for that confused but i think it is quiet self explanatory!!!!!!
Sex God
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Heather = Shags like a freight train. A screamer.
Nothing wrong there, then. biggrin
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Heather = Shags like a freight train. A screamer

They obviously decided to considerably understate the entry for Heather then biggrin
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
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Thank you so much JQL
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips

Thats me off to shower and scrub with bleach!
Dawn :silly:
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Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

confused sad :? :(
WTF is that supposed to mean? :?
Steve
Sex God
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Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.
OMG!!! I'm gonna change my name - is this REALLY me?!?!?!?!?!?!?
redface :cry: confused :cry:
PS - it's not my REAL name PHEeeeeeWwwww......
Orgasminator
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Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

confused sad :? :(
WTF is that supposed to mean? :?
Steve
I have seen you side-on Steve, fully clothed of course rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
Who hastily covers his back. rolleyes
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Quote by steveg_nw
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

confused sad :? :(
WTF is that supposed to mean? :?
Steve
Steve, I think they forgot to finish the sentence it should have read......
Steve - popular and funny. When looked at side on all the girls gasp and drop their knickers!!!
Love
Wilma (who's seen Steve from all sides!!!)
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Steve, I think they forgot to finish the sentence it should have read......
Steve - popular and funny. When looked at side on all the girls gasp and drop their knickers!!!
Love
Wilma (who's seen Steve from all sides!!!)
x x x x

rotflmao
Ahh.......Thanks for clearing that up Wilma. I was a little confused for a minute. biggrin
Steve
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Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
That will do me!
Kate - see Catherine.
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Hmm, not quite so flattering!
I can't wait to see how Mark responds! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
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I can't wait to see how Mark responds! :twisted:
lhk
Kat

:uhoh: Ahhh... erm... rolleyes I'll pack my bags lol
Sex God
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lol :lol: :lol: This is soooooooo funny, thanks John but Kit is not there, or anything close to my real name either :cry: :cry: :cry:
Kit
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Is anyone logged in as Fraser. I do hope not!! :shock:
My name is not their either Kit. I think we should fill in the missing names and make up our own descriptions.
Love
Wilma
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If you know my real name then good,otherwise youll have to find the answer good looking but he`ll do anything for a girl.
I dont know what context "he`ll do anything for a girl" should be taken in though lol
I know theres no mention of it on the link but i know that my surname comes from the French for good soldier.
So we have me a good soldier thats very good looking and will do anything for a girl,that sounds about right.
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My real???? male name comes in as
- charming , but sleeps with men. 8)
Can't disagree with that biggrin :twisted: :D
Sex God
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david loves girls called florence...now I knew that the choice of Zebedee was a good un for me avator, so ok so far.
It also says about working out a lot...whoops guess thats screwed the accuracy a tad.
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Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
Hairy airpits .......indeed
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Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

someone has obviously seen my pics!! redface
Mal
lol
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Huge tits, shags like a rabbit.
lol
Venusxxx
Sex God
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:shock: Do I look like I do that for a hobby? Anybody want to come and play? :twisted:
Sappho xxx
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Anybody want to come and play? :twisted:

Me, me, me, me, ohhhhhhhhh meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! wink
Fred
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