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Unknown User
I'm a banana, my natural enemy is a lemon lol
Unknown User
I'm a strawberry biggrin
Sarah
Sex God
Melon or strawberry please!! lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
apparently i have a banana that needs to be being licked by a delicious cherry :rascal:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by TanKinky
A strawberry

you sure, i think you're more like a couple of large melons :mrgreen:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
apparently i have a banana that needs to be being licked by a delicious cherry :rascal:

My cherry is all yours bay-bee :rascal:
I'm a strawberry.
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
apparently i have a banana that needs to be being licked by a delicious cherry :rascal:

My cherry is all yours bay-bee :rascal:
I'm a banana.
I should have guessed you'd pop up in a thread about fruits :haha:
bolt
Unknown User
banana man
slippedupthere eh?
lp
Resonance
Sex God
I'm confused.
If Cherry is a banana and I am a strawberry, does that mean I am a gooseberry?
Usually I'm a lemon. That's not a fruit just a general observation.
lyns
Sex God
Im a banana smile
Unknown User
I'm a strawberry.
Damn, I wanted to be a big juicy pear like poshkate!
Apparently ...
Knowledge is knowing that a tomatoe is a fruit,
and wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!
Unknown User
oh flippin brilliant.....im a bloody banana!!
:scared: fruit of satan!! evil
Unknown User
Quote by Bonedigger
oh flippin brilliant.....im a bloody banana!!
:scared: fruit of satan!! evil

:giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Bonedigger
oh flippin brilliant.....im a bloody banana!!
:scared: fruit of satan!! evil

Lots of things you can do with a banana though :twisted:
Unknown User
I'm a strawberry too :smug:
Unknown User
ugly fruit
lp
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
oh flippin brilliant.....im a bloody banana!!
:scared: fruit of satan!! evil
Unknown User
avatar material!!! biggrin
lp
Unknown User
A strawberry.
Someone dip me in chocolate quick!
Freckledbird
Sex God
I'm a banana and my natural enemy is a lemon!
Unknown User
Quote by TheLovelyOne
A strawberry.
Someone dip me in chocolate quick!

tease redface
Unknown User
Strawberry here.
Redpantherman
Sex God
I'm a strawberry too...
I demand a personality transplant. confused
Witchy
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
I'm a strawberry too...
I demand a personality transplant. confused

Sweetheart, they can only transplant something you already have. You'd be better off with a graft.
:therethere: