Fedex Condoms - When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight (i used to work for them lol)
DeBeers Condoms - Diamonds are Forever (so are kids lol)
UPS condoms: Consider it done.
or...
Your shagging, synchronised.
Heineken condoms - for the parts others don't reach.
Mike.
Burger King Condoms..... When YOUVE got the urge...............