What if this was a swinging world.

21 Sep 2006

Quote by DeeCee
i ............
i think we should start with promoting world peace/ tolerance/acceptance of others.......
before we try and promote "free love"

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'world peace/ tolerance/acceptance of others' is that not 'Free love' love with out sex. True love of others. I have nothing against that, but I am not promoting anything. I am just asking what would it be like. It is just a what if game. The same as what if Hitler was killed in the first world war.

21 Sep 2006

Godwin anywhere around here?

22 Sep 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Godwin anywhere around here?

Harold was a different 'What if...' game. I imagine we do not like to play 'what if... ' games. Never mind.

22 Sep 2006

If this was a world full of swingers (based on the reality of this place) â€¦
You would never be quite sure who you were voting for in elections (as candidates would be using old photos of themselves, which no longer even remotely reflect what they now look like)
The news would consist of one liners.
Career advisers would tell you to go to a social/munch if you want to get on in life.
Cock-shots would be used to advertise everything (though kebab shops may have some interesting signage)
Single men would be sent to Gwantanamo Bay.
Emily Bishop would have to get her tits out on Corrie (just following the directorâ€™s request)

22 Sep 2006

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At the moment I see my vanilla friend's wife f*cking in a car park. Do I tell him? No. What would his reaction be? In a swinging world do I tell him I saw his wife having fun? May be. What is his reaction? "The fucking cheating bitch!... I warned her last time she started shagging behind my back!"

22 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Emily Bishop would have to get her tits out on Corrie (just following the directorâ€™s request)

Oh my fLucking God :eeek:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

22 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Emily Bishop would have to get her tits out on Corrie (just following the directorâ€™s request)

Damn you Pololady........for putting that image in my head!! :shock:

22 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady

At the moment I see my vanilla friend's wife f*cking in a car park. Do I tell him? No. What would his reaction be? In a swinging world do I tell him I saw his wife having fun? May be. What is his reaction? "The fucking cheating bitch!... I warned her last time she started shagging behind my back!"

22 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
...............Single men would be sent to Gwantanamo Bay..........

Single men, why. Why not the 'non-conformists'. Because we a tolerantof others?

22 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
If this was a world full of swingers (based on the reality of this place) â€¦
You would never be quite sure who you were voting for in elections (as candidates would be using old photos of themselves, which no longer even remotely reflect what they now look like)
The news would consist of one liners.
Career advisers would tell you to go to a social/munch if you want to get on in life.
Cock-shots would be used to advertise everything (though kebab shops may have some interesting signage)
Single men would be sent to Gwantanamo Bay.
Emily Bishop would have to get her tits out on Corrie (just following the directorâ€™s request)

now that IS funny!!! excellent stuff!!!

22 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Emily Bishop would have to get her tits out on Corrie (just following the directorâ€™s request)

nah .........being such an open minded, understanding person that a 'swinger' is..........she would get them out without getting asked............. confused

23 Sep 2006

Quote by poshkate

Emily Bishop would have to get her tits out on Corrie (just following the directorâ€™s request)

nah .........being such an open minded, understanding person that a 'swinger' is..........she would get them out without getting asked............. confused

Ah that's where I've been going wrong then :?
Thanks for the words of wisdom wink

23 Sep 2006

Election campaigns would say
"Vote **********, V.V.V.V W/E, heavy repeat cummer!!"
"Vote ***********, Elusive single bi female!!"

26 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
If this was a world full of swingers (based on the reality of this place) â€¦
You would never be quite sure who you were voting for in elections (as candidates would be using old photos of themselves, which no longer even remotely reflect what they now look like)
...
Cock-shots would be used to advertise everything (though kebab shops may have some interesting signage)
....

Maybe candidates would use cock shots. Then the other candidate could call him that pri*k. Would that work?
..but how about the slogan, small ones are sweeter for 'finger bananas' for Malta. That could work.