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What is a munch, for real?

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Quote by tweeky
Thanks for the views all very informative smile We have now been offerd a place at the Bristol munch and realy hope to attend, just gota see if Mrs Tweeky can alter a work arrangement. We look foreward to it with fear and terror.
I dont mind incidnets involving barrels as long as at some point in includes me drinking the contents smile
Sarah will eat us alive, umm yes please :P
Thanks again
Mr Tweeky

I must admit my first couple were nerve wracking, but it gets easier especially when you meet people more than once.
That said both of you come and say hello To Fallen Angel and I.....we're both friendly (Well, I like to think I am, FA is definitely nice.....)
wink
Quote by Dlep
Thanks for the views all very informative smile We have now been offerd a place at the Bristol munch and realy hope to attend, just gota see if Mrs Tweeky can alter a work arrangement. We look foreward to it with fear and terror.
I dont mind incidnets involving barrels as long as at some point in includes me drinking the contents smile
Sarah will eat us alive, umm yes please :P
Thanks again
Mr Tweeky

I must admit my first couple were nerve wracking, but it gets easier especially when you meet people more than once.
That said both of you come and say hello To Fallen Angel and I.....we're both friendly (Well, I like to think I am, FA is definitely nice.....)
wink
Sure, will do. I will be fine I am not the nervous type anyway. Any more laid back and he would fall over is what my mother says about me. Mrs Tweky however will be a nervous wreck as she is a nervous person, needs a few drinks then :karaoke: ROLL OUT THE BARRELS, sorry lol.
Mr Tweeky
Just had a look at your advert (research purposes of course)
ignore all the previous advice, don't come to the munch, just stop at home with Mrs Tweeky sillyhwoar: she's a honey
(or go munching but drop her off at mine for the nite :thumbup: :smitten: )
Quote by tweeky
Sarah will eat us alive, umm yes please :P
Mr Tweeky

Really?? lol
What if I am not hungry??
:P
Quote by Sarah
Sarah will eat us alive, umm yes please :P
Mr Tweeky

Really?? lol
What if I am not hungry??
:P
Then just shag 'em lol
Quote by Sarah
Sarah will eat us alive, umm yes please :P
Mr Tweeky

Really?? lol
What if I am not hungry??
:P
then u can just have a drink off my table, dont want u thirsty from all ur dancing sarah
chesty
xxxx
Oiiiiiiiiiii
You lot are bluddy mean and unkind some times lol
You should all know by now, I am shy and a delicate thing :P
I would never be found:- redface
 In a shower with another woman,
 Wandering around a hotel in only a towel,
 Found in someone else’s bed, fast to sleep on a Sunday morning,
 Trying on dresses that have very little to them
 Scaring vanillas whilst out on the sign post thread
 Greeting the person who wanted hand holding for a munch wearing only a towel
 Fluffing with chocolate sauce at parties
 Feeding vodka jelly to others
 Falling out of pub into an unlit street at 9pm in fcuk me heels
Like I said I am a shy and delicate thing, unless of course you have photographic evidence to disprove any of these things
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah
Like I said I am a shy and delicate thing, unless of course you have photographic evidence to disprove any of these things
:twisted:

And if anyone does.....
For gawd's sake share it with the rest of us will ya..... :P
Quote by Steve_Mids

Like I said I am a shy and delicate thing, unless of course you have photographic evidence to disprove any of these things
:twisted:

And if anyone does.....
For gawd's sake share it with the rest of us will ya..... :P
Don't you dare, the pictures would break the AUP's right, left and centre, unless of course they have that woman stuck on...... lol lol
Quote by Sarah

Like I said I am a shy and delicate thing, unless of course you have photographic evidence to disprove any of these things
:twisted:

And if anyone does.....
For gawd's sake share it with the rest of us will ya..... :P
Don't you dare, the pictures would break the AUP's right, left and centre, unless of course they have that woman stuck on...... lol lol
There is such a thing as the pm system or email...... :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
N&G, although this site is based primarily around sex you might find it beneficial to put the sex to the back of your mind. some people go at the site like the proverbial bull in a china shop and acheive nothing. i admit i fell into the 'instant shag' approach when i first found the site, but soon realised there was much more to the community and before i realised i'd forgotten about the sex side of things and just came here for a good laugh. Funnily enough once i stopped looking for a shag i got much more opportunity, a case of if you're not looking for something you'll probably find it easier.
So treat the munch as a good night out with some friends, people will put a face to your name and feel more relaxed with you and will be more inclined to arrange an encounter. look upon the first one as a fact finding mission, to meet people and get chatting to them off the board and possibly meet up at a later munch/private meet. you never know, you might just get lucky biggrin

I think that applies to meeting women / people in general...
Hope to be going to my first munch in Yorkshire in June...and really looking forward to it!
Quote by freckledbird
Sarah will eat us alive, umm yes please :P
Mr Tweeky

Really?? lol
What if I am not hungry??
:P
Then just shag 'em lol
:eeek: :scared: bolt
Thanks for the views meat2pleaseu I will be sure to pass that on smile Posted some more pics in Hot bods, I think it was.
Mr Tweeky