I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting
Give me a couple more minutes with that image :shock:
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What is it with you geeks?!
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Quote by VenusnMars
I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting for a photo and marathon sex session, and he's still fiddle-arsing around with the cam programme!!!Venusxxx
So, did he get it fixed
I'm on the edge of my seat just thinking about the faulty programme ....... 
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting for a photo and marathon sex session, and he's still fiddle-arsing around with the cam programme!!!
Read my lips. I don't care if the photos are fuzzy, honest!
Venusxxx
Mars, listen up, enjoy things first, then take pictures afterwards. Or I'll come and lend you my camera.
John
Just as bloody well really! *pout*
One PC with no floppy drive, not much disk space, and has net access.
One PC which has loads of room, some dodgy file thingy going on so I can't get on the net with it. Guess which PC the pictures are on?!
So, Mars goes toTescos this morning to buy some read/write disks, only for me to find out that his RW cCD drive won't detect R/W disks! It'll detect any other, but not the damn disks I need to burn on! :cry:
I was really looking forward to being a complete self-centered tart and posting pictures too
Sooooo, I'm going make some room on this PC and do it alllll over again tonight! :bounce:
Venusxxx
One PC with no floppy drive, not much disk space, and has net access.
One PC which has loads of room, some dodgy file thingy going on so I can't get on the net with it. Guess which PC the pictures are on?!
So, Mars goes toTescos this morning to buy some read/write disks, only for me to find out that his RW cCD drive won't detect R/W disks! It'll detect any other, but not the damn disks I need to burn on! :cry:
I was really looking forward to being a complete self-centered tart and posting pictures too
Sooooo, I'm going make some room on this PC and do it alllll over again tonight! :bounce:
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
I was really looking forward to being a complete self-centered tart and posting pictures too
Sooooo, I'm going make some room on this PC and do it alllll over again tonight! :bounce:
Venusxxx
Is that two nights on the trot?
Hope you enjoy yourselves, I have and I'm just watching.
John
xx
Sex God
you lot make me sick! 
Do you know the last time I had any kind of sex, pics or not with John??? Go on have a guess... actually don't bother..... it was January 7th! FFS
And you lot complain about a couple of weeks. <tut>
Hurry up and get them posted, I'm frustrated!
Do you know the last time I had any kind of sex, pics or not with John??? Go on have a guess... actually don't bother..... it was January 7th! FFS
And you lot complain about a couple of weeks. <tut>
Hurry up and get them posted, I'm frustrated!
Sex God
I've only got three words to say WOW WOW WOW.
Worth the wait.
John.
Worth the wait.
John.
Sex God
I think the one where you are laying on your back, it's a great shot.
John
John
Sex God
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So which one for the AV?
The second one.
Decapitated women aren't really my thing. :lol2:
ops: (Not that I am bragging or anything Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
OMFG They're huge :shock: :scared:
Not the first word that sprang to my mind. When do we get the OMFG pictures then?? :twisted: :twisted:
