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I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting for a photo and marathon sex session, and he's still fiddle-arsing around with the cam programme!!! banghead
Read my lips. I don't care if the photos are fuzzy, honest! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting for a photo and marathon sex session, and he's still fiddle-arsing around with the cam programme!!! banghead
Read my lips. I don't care if the photos are fuzzy, honest! rotflmao
Venusxxx

He hee!
Does this mean Mars is back to normal then? wink :wink: :P :twisted:
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I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting for a photo and marathon sex session, and he's still fiddle-arsing around with the cam programme!!! banghead
Read my lips. I don't care if the photos are fuzzy, honest! rotflmao
Venusxxx

... sod the cam ... if it were me ... bolt You have my undivided attention :twisted:
Quote by VenusnMars
I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting for a photo and marathon sex session, and he's still fiddle-arsing around with the cam programme!!! banghead
Read my lips. I don't care if the photos are fuzzy, honest! rotflmao
Venusxxx

You might not care, but I do!! I want to see you in all your glory without having to squint :twisted: !!! lol
Mal
wink
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I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting for a photo and marathon sex session, and he's still fiddle-arsing around with the cam programme!!! banghead
Read my lips. I don't care if the photos are fuzzy, honest! rotflmao
Venusxxx

cunning little minx wink
It's gotta be right for them hun.
All the pics I get taken, for charity, you understand... they gotta be right.
Press photographers are the worst. They are artists who gave up.
Did he complain for the hours you took getting yer kit on ? :-)
Have fun
I never take hours. I'm not very good at high maintenance. Do you think I should have shaved my legs first then?! :uhoh: wink
Venusxxx
Well not the wooden one obviously , but yeah hirsute is bad - feminine leg wise.
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It's gotta be right for them hun.
All the pics I get taken, for charity, you understand... they gotta be right.
Press photographers are the worst. They are artists who gave up.

How much did you raise for the 'two cocks in the mouth' pic? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
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I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting for a photo and marathon sex session

Sorry, I took a wrong and ended up back home. redface
:lol2:
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How much did you raise for the 'two cocks in the mouth' pic? :mrgreen:

Two cocks, I would imagine. ;)
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I'm still here :huh: banghead
Venusxxx

and im still thinking about you in pvc basque stockings and mini skirt :twisted: lol
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Do you think I should have shaved my legs first then?! :uhoh: wink

FFS!!! Not ANOTHER shaving thread!!!! mad :x :x :x :x :x :x
Awww wonder if she's still waiting ... or is in the process of unvelcroing hairy legs from each other ????
C x
No, she's still combing her legs!!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
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No, she's still combing her legs!!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol:

A soldier with a death wish - scariest thing on Earth! :shock:
;)
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I'm still here :huh: banghead
Venusxxx

And I am back from having mine :smile2: lol
Shireen
xxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I never take hours. I'm not very good at high maintenance. Do you think I should have shaved my legs first then?! :uhoh: wink
Venusxxx

Nope, just blame it on a fuzzy photo. lol
So are you still sat there?
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smile2: :smug:
Venusxxx
So when do we get to see the happy snaps? lol :lol: :twisted:
Mal
wink
Quote by VenusnMars
I'm sat here, decked out in a PVC basque, stockings, mini-skirt, the works, waiting for a photo and marathon sex session, and he's still fiddle-arsing around with the cam programme!!! banghead
Read my lips. I don't care if the photos are fuzzy, honest! rotflmao
Venusxxx

Hi babe,
Been there, done that !!!!
Thats men for ya....lol
Quote by VenusnMars
Do you think I should have shaved my legs first then?! :uhoh: wink
Venusxxx

:jagsatwork: Think we might have figured out why the picture was fuzzy?!!
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So when do we get to see the happy snaps? lol :lol: :twisted:
Mal
wink

When I manage to fix the net on the other PC, or find a blank disk so I can transfer the pics to this one. Oh, and when the kids are out of the way.
We don't seem to have any 'middle of the road' pictures. They are either quite respectable, or 'OMFG!' pictures. I'm not sure about sticking 'OMFG!' pictures on the main board! :giggle:
I do feel a new AV coming on though :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
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I do feel a new AV coming on though :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Please tell me you don't look 15 in the new snaps as well.. :P :P lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
(for any coppers reading Venus is slightly over 16 years of age)
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(for any coppers reading Venus is slightly over 16 years of age)

Just a tad! rotflmao
Although there is one scene we played back in one of the videos where.........
never mind! :giggle:
Venusxxx
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(for any coppers reading Venus is slightly over 16 years of age)

Just a tad! rotflmao
Although there is one scene we played back in one of the videos where.........
never mind! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Phew.....where's that shower again!!!
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(for any coppers reading Venus is slightly over 16 years of age)

Just a tad! rotflmao
Although there is one scene we played back in one of the videos where.........
never mind! :giggle:
Venusxxx
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Do you go out in a school outfit to get on the bus cheap? Or is it purely for Mars benefit?