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Quote by Crazydimond
oh yeah women with the hump lol
Id feel a bit lost without mi hump(s)
:lol: Quote by TanKinky
the dogs claws tiptapping on the laminate
oh and i hate cheesecake for everything the look, texture, taste, and colour its sick pretending to look nice and failing horribly :shock: :vommitemote:
Oh and hate the feeling of socks on my feet
ooohhh tanny....this is how I feel about bananas...nasty hideous fruit of satan they are and should be banned!!
and :scared: ;scared: :shock: :eeek: :eeek: ......custard skin:needavomitemoteSObadlyrightnow:
Oooh banana on toast or banana custard Yummy Yummy Yummy :P
now THAT, my lady is just plain mean
:smackbottom: 
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:laughabove:
can you do the banana splits?
can you do the banana splits?
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for boney...
:giggle:
:giggle:
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Quote by Bbw4umen
Cheescake is a contributary factor to my BBW status!
So don't know whether to love it or hate it
:happy:
Im soooo with you on that one!
Oh and I :love: it
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Quote by Bbw4umen
That;s a lurvvvvvvvvely corset you got there Tan... may I ask where you got it from? x
The lovely Ebay.... :P
An older lady close to retiring age who I used to work with was a total domestic goddess. She'd always cook & bake, try making new things.. and she'd always bring us samples in for us to try and give her feedback on before she hosted her dinner parties.
It sounds a bit strange but she once made this cheesecake with mascapone, strawberries and peppercorns... was like sex on a fork! lol
It sounds a bit strange but she once made this cheesecake with mascapone, strawberries and peppercorns... was like sex on a fork! lol
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Quote by Bonedigger
oh dear lord above woman!!!
i am scarred for live....evil....just plain evil and i am sure it must be in plain breach of the aup or human rights or summat!!
flounces off to cry in a corner somewhere!!
Not breaching nowt
sorry mrs bone 
its all gone now :twisted: Quote by TanKinky
oh dear lord above woman!!!
i am scarred for live....evil....just plain evil and i am sure it must be in plain breach of the aup or human rights or summat!!
flounces off to cry in a corner somewhere!!
Not breaching nowt
sorry mrs bone its all gone now :twisted:good job i luffs ya hun...but i aont snogging ya with banana breath :wheresthedamnvomitemoticonagain:
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Quote by Bonedigger
oh dear lord above woman!!!
i am scarred for live....evil....just plain evil and i am sure it must be in plain breach of the aup or human rights or summat!!
flounces off to cry in a corner somewhere!!
Not breaching nowt
sorry mrs bone its all gone now :twisted:good job i luffs ya hun...but i aont snogging ya with banana breath :wheresthedamnvomitemoticonagain:
Dont have banana breath i have garlic breath :twisted:
Quote by tantricboy
Balloons...have a total fear and actually get slightly hysterical watching them at parties...if one comes near me I run as if Im being chased by a big tiger
Also people scraping the cutlery accross their plates making that squeeking sound...oh and noisy eaters (deep nose breathing is not attractive to watch or listen to!!)
Also...3 foot, 90 yr old female drivers...enough said :shock:
You do realise you've just given me all the ammunition I ever need.
You know you could never annoy me
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Quote by winchwench
Tan, how many man hours did it take to get you into your corset, just to do that you loon?
You are priceless
All of 5 minutes
its easy and i kept it on all night
and boney :doh:
:giggle:
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Teeth grinding (I do this myself, in my sleep, but look after someone who does it in waking hours)
Salivary sick (if that makes sense)
People cracking their knuckles :scared:
When on TV someone is having a dislocated joint being put back in :scared: :scared:
Ironing something woollen that's goes a bit shiny
Miss Cream xxx
Salivary sick (if that makes sense
)People cracking their knuckles :scared:
When on TV someone is having a dislocated joint being put back in :scared: :scared:
Ironing something woollen that's goes a bit shiny
Miss Cream xxx
