What would you like to do to the person above

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
Only if you think it won't offend!

P'haps not then

2 Oct 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy
Oh carrie you KNOW how much I hate that.
Oh go on then.

Lazee, get over here and let me get my 'cuffs on you

2 Oct 2004

Are they the velvet ones?

2 Oct 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy
Are they the velvet ones?

Velvet??? Velvet??? Feckin Velvet????? What sort of perv are you?????????

2 Oct 2004

Soft!

2 Oct 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy
Are they the velvet ones?

Oooh no Lazee, leather!

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
Are they the velvet ones?

Oooh no Lazee, leather!
And what about the ankle cuffs??????

2 Oct 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
Are they the velvet ones?

Oooh no Lazee, leather!
Ok Carrie do your worst/best I'm all yours!

3 Oct 2004

They did this to me once before,and i was left all night.

3 Oct 2004

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3 Oct 2004

Welcome to the asylum m'am,and what is your pleasure? evil

3 Oct 2004

Alone again or

3 Oct 2004

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3 Oct 2004

You have a pm m'am.

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy
You have a pm m'am.

Glad to see you are coming over as a lot happier biggrin

3 Oct 2004

Feck,left here again.

4 Oct 2004

34 Hours!
This is not funny!

14 Mar 2006

Erm....borrow all his Bob Dylan CDs! lol

Mike.

14 Mar 2006

Quote by MikeNorth
Erm....borrow all his Bob Dylan CDs!
Mike.

It took you 17 months to think of that confused

Give him some Omega 3 to get the grey matter working a bit quicker :lol: :lol: :lol:

14 Mar 2006

:laughabove: What would I like to do to the person above ? :laughabove:
Lick her boots :twisted:

14 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Erm....borrow all his Bob Dylan CDs!
Mike.

It took you 17 months to think of that confused

Give him some Omega 3 to get the grey matter working a bit quicker :lol: :lol: :lol:
Force her to constantly remember the time she burnt her lou lou with Veet - then a mere shaving rash will seem like a luxury in comparison :lol:
kiss

14 Mar 2006

Quote by redpantherman
:laughabove: What would I like to do to the person above ? :laughabove:
Lick her boots :twisted:

Swab his tongue for analysis before allowing him to lick my boots :grin:
edit: oops sorry Missy - you slipped in there (guess I answered that one too then ) :twisted:

14 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady
:laughabove: What would I like to do to the person above ? :laughabove:
Lick her boots :twisted:

Swab his tongue for analysis before allowing him to lick my boots :grin:
edit: oops sorry Missy - you slipped in there (guess I answered that one too then ) :twisted:
redpantherman, a 42-year-old sexual deviant, steps forward with blurred vision & dementia. In the last five minutes, his health has worsened considerably. He is extremely weak, and occasionally short of breath.
Tongue swab analysis over... results are not good... ALD... Acute Leather Deficiency is the number one killer amongst redpanthers.... :twisted:
All donations to preserve wildlife welcome :giggle: