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Stormwalker
Stormwalker
Hi guys well i have the pleasue (i think you can call it that ) of working in the operation theatres and i have seen stuck in orrifaces for the surgeons to remove
Male uses vacum (takes the end off his penis)
potatoes
all manner of veg + fruit
tv remote controls
dildos
glass bottle (created a vacum and suction its self on the the cervix)
taps :shock:
fish :shock: :shock:
marbles
gerbels
mice
ping pong balls
champange corks
and the best thing is that most of them are males and there excues is i was having a bath and i got out to answer the phone was wet and slip thus impaleing myself on said object
except the guy with the potatoes he was trying to save time and was peeling his potatoes in the bath whilst having a bath
Male uses vacum (takes the end off his penis)
potatoes
all manner of veg + fruit
tv remote controls
dildos
glass bottle (created a vacum and suction its self on the the cervix)
taps :shock:
fish :shock: :shock:
marbles
gerbels
mice
ping pong balls
champange corks
and the best thing is that most of them are males and there excues is i was having a bath and i got out to answer the phone was wet and slip thus impaleing myself on said object
except the guy with the potatoes he was trying to save time and was peeling his potatoes in the bath whilst having a bath
Master of Sex
Quote by naughtynymphos1
oh i've used all sorts me
Leccy toothbrush
hair spray cans
verious fruits and veg
folk (don't ask lol)
well anything suitable really :lol:
Hair spray cans!!?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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(one of mine)
ops: :oops: 
Quote by southukcouple
oh i've used all sorts me
Leccy toothbrush
hair spray cans
verious fruits and veg
folk (don't ask lol)
well anything suitable really :lol:
Hair spray cans!!?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
i though that was the normal one lol
well i started with impulse cans till i set my sight on bigger things :lol:
