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whats the longest time you''ve gone without sex?

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Phuckers
Sex God
i was so shocked when a married friend of mine told me he hasnt had sex for three years,they've only been married for just gone eight reason is they just didnt feel like it but they are still deeply in love...
so am just curious whats the longest you've gone without sex and why?
NB;virgins replies not accepted unless a shag is imminent
Unknown User
When I was single probably a couple of months, while I've been married probably 2 weeks max.
H__x
Sex God
About four years. Wasn't much fun. Especially as I was married (or as good as) for a year and a half of that.
H.x
Ukwineman
Orgasminator
well i was about 13 months when i split from ex, to be honest i never chased it it just happened very very strange first time with someone different in 18yrs confused
noladreams
Sex God
Exactly two months, two days and counting....
lol Not that I'm gagging or owt...
Nola x
Unknown User
10 years. Hence me being on here.
HJ
Orgasminator
When I was with my ex -- 3 years -- hence why she's my ex
markz
Sex God
Quote by H-x
About four years. Wasn't much fun. Especially as I was married (or as good as) for a year and a half of that.
H.x

Are you making up for lost time now then........... rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by markz
About four years. Wasn't much fun. Especially as I was married (or as good as) for a year and a half of that.
H.x

Are you making up for lost time now then........... rolleyes
I dont think Markz has sex I think he just uses socks
markz
Sex God
Quote by Corrie2007
About four years. Wasn't much fun. Especially as I was married (or as good as) for a year and a half of that.
H.x

Are you making up for lost time now then........... rolleyes
I dont think Markz has sex I think he just uses socks
Hello my little sock........... :roll:
Unknown User
Quote by markz
About four years. Wasn't much fun. Especially as I was married (or as good as) for a year and a half of that.
H.x

Are you making up for lost time now then........... rolleyes
I dont think Markz has sex I think he just uses socks
Hello my little sock........... :roll:
Oh can I be your sock :shock: :shock: :shock: wouldnt that be rude?
markz
Sex God
Quote by Corrie2007
About four years. Wasn't much fun. Especially as I was married (or as good as) for a year and a half of that.
H.x

Are you making up for lost time now then........... rolleyes
I dont think Markz has sex I think he just uses socks
Hello my little sock........... :roll:
Oh can I be your sock :shock: :shock: :shock: wouldnt that be rude?
yes but you like rude............. wink
Unknown User
MarkZ, put a sock in it rolleyes
markz
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
MarkZ, put a sock in it rolleyes

ok but I will have to tie a rubber band around it first................. :roll:
Unknown User
Quote by Whipsnspurs
markz, you do know that things drop off if you put laggy bands round them don't you? biggrin

oops...that reminds me...
back in minute
lp
Unknown User
...... damn!.... too late
lp
anais
Sex God
5 yrs whilst in a relationship.... 2 1/2 yrs not being in one.
Can you get a shag on prescription these days??? I hear its good for your health lol
Unknown User
it's a gonna... a dried-up husk of what it once was... I shall never raise a smile again.
off to the boot sales in search of devices and attachments, strapping and fastenings.
what monster have I created?
lp
Unknown User
Quote by __random_orbit__
it's a gonna... a dried-up husk of what it once was... I shall never raise a smile again.
off to the boot sales in search of devices and attachments, strapping and fastenings.
what monster have I created?
lp

Can you still pee???????
Unknown User
I'm learning to sob my urine from my system
Tears of a Clown
lp
Warmer
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
I'm learning to sob my urine from my system
Tears of a Clown
lp
but there is someone around innocent
Unknown User
Quote by Warmer
I'm learning to sob my urine from my system
Tears of a Clown
lp
but there is someone around innocent
Don't stand for that honey.
He's taking the piss rolleyes
Warmer
Sex God
good job i have wipes
Phuckers
Sex God
Quote by steve-j
since i got married! lol

i thought anne nicole smith is not with us anymore
markz
Sex God
Quote by Whipsnspurs
MarkZ, put a sock in it rolleyes

ok but I will have to tie a rubber band around it first................. :roll:
markz, you do know that things drop off if you put laggy bands round them don't you? biggrin
Do they ................
right I'm off to put one around deanincannocks head...... :roll: