Where's the cowardly Scots woman?

18 Feb 2004

Quote by blissed
No, but I expect she'll want a ringside seat and a large glass of Glayva :smile2:

Anything for the lovely lady...
I'm off to bed now because Mr BE isn't here to make sure I get up tomorrow so I'll say one last thing before I go...
Bring it on, Will, see you at the McMunch!!!
:evil2:

18 Feb 2004

Right then. I am off to bed too! and STILL no sign of Jags. She is even more tired than I thought. Oh well, never mind. rolleyes

She can slap and smack me at the weekend! :bounce:
BlueEyes - I shall certainly be at the McMunch :happy:
Looking forward to meeting you too, and everyone else North of the Border. I am looking forward to catching up with my best mate from school too - :happy: (Wonder if I can persuade him and his wife to come to the munch?)
End in tears? Of course not. More likely to end in a big hug and large drinks all round. That's what is so great about the Cafe.
God, I love Jags.

18 Feb 2004

Gmanxx - ALBION is England! ALBA is Scotland- get some fact rights before you fight with your words. mad

Can't imagine Runrig/Paul Mounsey singing about 'albion'... grief!!!
As for Will... just watch this space fellow members. He's staying at the same hotel as me...and I've just been watching Pulp Fiction.
Fred, I promise not to spill any of Will's blood - I want to save it all for drinking. rotflmao

Fe, fi, fo fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman
Be he alive or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread
evil

:evil:

18 Feb 2004

Jags, My darling!!!!
Good morning, kiss

AND ABOUT TIME TOO!!
I am SOOOOOO glad that you decided to come out of your hiding place. There's no need to be frightened really. I promise to be as magnanimous in victory as we English gentlemen always are.
I notice that you have been going through and editing my posts. Now that's not really a way to fight is it? Tut, tut. rolleyes

Never mind, you can make it up to me on Saturday!
Oh, and I am sure that gman knows that Albion is England. He just knows when he is beaten, that's all (he and I have duelled before). Never mind, dear sweet Jags. You'll learn :therethere:

18 Feb 2004

:happy: :happy: :happy:
Will, Will, Won't....

18 Feb 2004

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSS
Gman,
been away too long

18 Feb 2004

Will and Jags if you can't say anthing nice to one another then don't say anything at all.
If I have to I will have you both at different ends of the room with bodyguards to keep you apart.
Now.......are you going to play nicely????
Off to Tesco's for some stain remover......it's gonna be messy!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Feb 2004

ohh Wilma! I LOVE it when you get all stern! :twisted:
Seeing as I have now received a very sweet, demure and grovelling apology (IN YOUR DREAMS WILL!!!)from Jags, we will say no more about it. I will even overlook the fact that she keeps re-editing my posts (surely an abuse of moderators' powers? YEP, YOU'RE DEAD RIGHT BOY - DIRTY FIGHTER!) mad

. Let sweetness and light reign in the Cafe once more!
I promise I won't even tell Jags what Kat and Fred told me about her last night! I am sure it's not true anyway (well not ALL of it :shock smile

Think you'll find it IS true m'dear!
I promise to keep a dignified silence from now on! :smug:

18 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
...and I've just been watching Pulp Fiction.

If you need further inspiration, I have a tape of Bad Boy Bubby and a roll of cling-film.
(I live too close to both Scotland and Jags to want to get on the wrong side of this fight)

18 Feb 2004

:x :x

:lol: :lol:

18 Feb 2004

At last!!!!
I have noticed you tip-toeing around for the last hour or so. Waiting forthe correct moment to come back into this thread!
You WIN!!!
Follow carefully now............. (Will speaks carefully, remembering that Jags is both Scottish AND in the right).......
It was JAGS who first pointed out the ancient name for Scotland is ALBA
Alba = from the Latin root for white
White = flag of PURITY
QED

Quote by Jags
I promise I won't even tell Jags what Kat and Fred told me about her last night! I am sure it's not true anyway (well not ALL of it :shock: ) Think you'll find it IS true m'dear!

You mean you DO bite the heads off ENGLISHMEN??? Try picking a fight with something that can defend itself. MY ARGUMENT EXACTLY!

18 Feb 2004

Will, you are good with words yes? Well, I have to say a few words for about a departed friend on Sunday morning. I don't want to leave it till then to write them, because I shall have a hangover. I have got this far and wondered if you would finish it off for me;
Will was ..........
Cheers mate
lhk
Kat

18 Feb 2004

Will was ..........

".....apologetic but dignified and gracious in defeat. Always mindful of the stronger nature of his scottish opponent and careful of the bathroom in his hosts' abode. A lover of water, white socks and The Beano- in whichever order they happened to get delivered.
We shall miss him - Well Jags keeps hitting him. Barely missed a punch yet!"
Is that the sort of man you are looking for?
In case it all goes beautifully correct, Sappho has my preferred funeral arrangements - including the contact details of my favourite harmonia friend - assuming that I am not going to be able to play with myself!

18 Feb 2004

Of course, Albion was named after the white chalk cliffs. It is only natural that a teacher would have this in mind.
Alba was named after the white mountain-tops. Height is a considerable advantage in battle. It wasn't an admission of defeat, but a subtle reminder that you're on the losing side here.

18 Feb 2004

John - is that a comment 'for' me or 'against' me?????
confused

:?

18 Feb 2004

"for", I think. But being Australian, I'm used to everything being the other way up.

18 Feb 2004

Quote by DJohn
"for", I think. But being Australian, I'm used to everything being the other way up.

Now that is just not a case for the defence...otherwise we'd have a load of bats in here.
x

18 Feb 2004

Quote by Will
apologetic but dignified and gracious in defeat. Always mindful of the stronger nature of his scottish opponent and careful of the carpets in his hosts' abode. A lover of wine, women and song - in whichever order they happened to come along.

I think we can take it that this new apology awards final victory to the Scots.
Let us hear a resounding cheer for the victory of Spirit, honour, bravery and sheer Scottishness over, well, baggy kneed, saggy crotched tights, wilted featherd hats, and user of badly phrased prose. :twisted:
lhk
Kat
(Do you think that last bit might be a bit harsh?? Nah, remember the highland clearances!)