Who Is Bilko??

24 Apr 2007

Quote by neilinleeds
I've met him twice ... once involved underwear and a dodgy club where I had a great view up the towels of three members of this site (incl Sarge but I don't think the or the other two realise )

uummmm . . . . yeah, we did actually notice that one Cally! dirty little perv! rolleyes

((( wonders who the third one was? confused

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hmmmm busted on that count then huh confused

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As for the third .... you'll just have to cast your mind back. I'm certainly not admitting it on here!
Cx

24 Apr 2007

We have been quiet of late as you may have noticed , but could not resist protecting our buddy Sarge in his hour of need . It has been very brave of him to make light of the employment situation but we happen to know that he has been employed by Bernard Matthews for some years as a professional turkey wanker ( as you can imagine with recent events in the trade his place in the company is in some doubt - so its a trifle insensitive to keep on mentioning the subject)
Good luck Sarge.

24 Apr 2007

Do Turkeys not say GOBBLE GOBBLE tho and all Bilko does is give them a five knuckle shuffle fs thats a bit mean rolleyes

woo