Who Is Bilko??

22 Apr 2007

After reading Sarge's 10,000 post it occurred to me that we the members of Sh know bugger all about this great 21st icon we call "Sarge".
So folks!!
Has any body any ides what job Bilko does when he is not "a sex god" on Sh.
I was thinking along the lines of a comedian or ghost writer for one.
Or even the worlds first living brain doner wink

Or maybe a politician cos they are very funny too rolleyes

We all must have our ides on what he does,apart from posting non stop oh SH that is lol

woo :roll:

22 Apr 2007

I know EXACTLY what job Bilko does... and I've met him too!
You want a copy of the photo of him in white basque and stockings???
lol

:lol:

22 Apr 2007

I know but I'm not saying :gagged:
I also have met him kiss

22 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags
I know EXACTLY what job Bilko does... and I've met him too!
You want a copy of the photo of him in white basque and stockings???
:lol:

woo reaches for the :sick: icon and chucks his lunch.
I'll pass on that Jags thanks hun xx
And some of us do know what Bilko does and also some of us have met the great man but what job "should" he be doing in your opinion rolleyes

woo

22 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags
I know EXACTLY what job Bilko does...
You want a copy of the photo of him in white basque and stockings???

So he's a lingerie model. I thought it might be something like that. Something about that look in his eye when he sees a nice teddy and matching garter belt.
Of course, that's only his day job. What he gets up to at night is an entirely different matter...

22 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags
You want a copy of the photo of him in white basque and stockings???
:lol:

I'd turn straight to see that pic! :shock:

22 Apr 2007

Quote by woohoo
...Has any body any ides what job Bilko does when he is not "a sex god" on Sh...

I know!!! :bounce: I know!!! :bounce: I know!!!...
He's a... he's a ...he's a ...builder! :bounce:
I know coz.. coz.. coz... I did see's him in the chat room wiv a Bob The Builder hat on biggrin

22 Apr 2007

Quote by woohoo
So folks!!
Has any body any ides what job Bilko does when he is not "a sex god" on Sh.

Sex God :giggle:
Last time i saw Sarge he was sat in the corner of a hotel room (with various rather sexy ladies present), slightly drunk and half asleep with a pair of knickers on his head :rotflmao:

22 Apr 2007

Quote by Sarah
I know but I'm not saying :gagged:
I also have met him

I know aswell ....... I'll give a hint ....... it involves womens underwear, gaffer tape and custard!!
I've met him a couple of times too, but I never take my own custard! :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

22 Apr 2007

He is a male stripper who mainly works though Saga :giggle:

22 Apr 2007

Quote by Dawnie
He is a male stripper who mainly works though Saga :giggle:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I've met him twice ... once involved underwear and a dodgy club where I had a great view up the towels of three members of this site (incl Sarge but I don't htink he or the other two realise lol

)
The second involved underwear :shock: and he broke my bra :shock: :shock: :shock:
:giggle:
Cx

22 Apr 2007

All I know is that he is a very very nice man!
Mike

22 Apr 2007

Quote by mdr2000
All I know is that he is a very very nice man!
Mike

How much did he pay you to post that? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

22 Apr 2007

No pay..... Never even met him. He just ouses a kind of persona that would be well suited to a certain kind of 'helping people in distress' job.
Of course I could be wrong.. but I'm not lol!
Mike xx

23 Apr 2007

Quote by mdr2000
No pay..... Never even met him. He just ouses a kind of persona that would be well suited to a certain kind of 'helping people in distress' job.

You creep! biggrin

23 Apr 2007

Quote by redpantherman
No pay..... Never even met him. He just ouses a kind of persona that would be well suited to a certain kind of 'helping people in distress' job.

You creep! biggrin

Well the answer is in the clue lol.... or the clue is in the answer!!
I think Sarge would be more than happy to point out theres no great love affair going on with us lol...
He just adores me..... what can I say!!
Mike

23 Apr 2007

Quote by woohoo
After reading Sarge's 10,000 post it occurred to me that we the members of Sh know bugger all about this great 21st icon we call "Sarge".
So folks!!
Has any body any ides what job Bilko does when he is not "a sex god" on Sh.
I was thinking along the lines of a comedian or ghost writer for one.
Or even the worlds first living brain doner
Or maybe a politician cos they are very funny too
We all must have our ides on what he does,apart from posting non stop oh SH that is
woo :roll:

He was brought here by "A Belgian Stork" - a spare one they didn't use in Sesame Street, cos he never used any other letters than what was in his name :roll:
Anyway, he stopped here for a while, realised he wouldn't be able to take off again so decided he would "Not Risk a Bagel" confused

Instead settled for "A Great Blink So" he felt much better cool

"A Belgian Stork" doesn't stay put for long, and this one was no exception, he dropped his cargo with us explaining it was "A Store Bag Link", you asked for "A Rental Gobski" (who was the pisshead that night that rang Storks R Us to rent a gobski?? :? :? :? Shoulda stuck with Shawshank redemption at Blockbuster I say, know what yer getting there :? )
So SH Towers got "A Rental Gobski", the next problem was what do we call it. As the Stork flew off he shouted there was a "Sign to Be A Karl".
But you can't call someone, who steps away from "A Belgian Stork" in full army gear, Karl :shock: It just werent' right blink

Not knowing if "A Belgian Stork" was gonna come back to check on Karl, Karl decided to rebel against his name (although not brave enough to veer from "A Belgian Stork" letter quirk!! :? ) and decided from that moment he was to be called "Sargeant Bilko"!! 8-) 8-) 8-)
So in reality our Sarge is A Rental Gobski called Karl :shock:
That's how Sarge got here, tis all true :smile2:

23 Apr 2007

Quote by mdr2000
All I know is that he is a very very nice man!
Mike

Aahhhh hes in alcoholics anonymous then!!!!Does he make the tea there? coffee

Missy I bow down to your superiority worship

I nearly understood a couple of words in that post

23 Apr 2007

Wonderful, Missy. lol

You just missed a bit of his life story out - the bit where he went through a short "Knob Liar Stage", but later learned to "Bonk Gals Arite". :lol:

24 Apr 2007

You're all as mad as a box of frogs!!! loon

:loon: :loon:
Thank God!!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

24 Apr 2007

Some say he was born before the advent of electricity and lives entirely on a diet of raw eggs
others that he is the product of the first succesfull genetic engineering experiment between dna abstracted from phil sivers and dolly parton
all we know is ...
.... we better stand by our beds
sarge yes sarge biggrin

:D :D :D :D

24 Apr 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
Wonderful, Missy.
You just missed a bit of his life story out - the bit where he went through a short "Knob Liar Stage", but later learned to "Bonk Gals Arite". :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh how could I have missed off his "Knob Liar Stage" :rotflmao:

24 Apr 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
You're all as mad as a box of frogs!!! :loon: :loon:
Thank God!!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Dried frog pills at the ready, ello again Sarge smile

24 Apr 2007

Quote by tallnhairy
You're all as mad as a box of frogs!!! :loon: :loon:
Thank God!!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Dried frog pills at the ready, ello again Sarge smile

Well cor bluddy blimey flippin eck blummin enry!!! :shock:
Oh TnH!!!!!

assionkiss: :passionkiss:
And don't be thinking you've not been missed!!!! :passionkiss:
This is just brilliant!!! :bounce:

24 Apr 2007

I gotta do some more bouncing rotflmao

:happy:
Really am chuffed to see you TnH!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

24 Apr 2007

8-) 8-)
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
passionkiss

24 Apr 2007

Still here Missy, but had to go AWOL to come back and visit. Missed you as well.

24 Apr 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
You're all as mad as a box of frogs!!! :loon: :loon:
Thank God!!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Your so right !!!!
As always lol........... lol

:lol: :lol: wink

Mike

24 Apr 2007

Quote by tallnhairy
You're all as mad as a box of frogs!!! :loon: :loon:
Thank God!!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Dried frog pills at the ready, ello again Sarge smile

Good to see you back, TnH, AWOL or not! biggrin

24 Apr 2007

PMSFL @ 'knob liar stage!' rotflmao

think we've all been through that one, eh? :P ;)

Quote by Calista
I've met him twice ... once involved underwear and a dodgy club where I had a great view up the towels of three members of this site (incl Sarge but I don't htink he or the other two realise )

uummmm . . . . yeah, we did actually notice that one Cally! dirty little perv! rolleyes

((( wonders who the third one was? confused

)))

Quote by Sassy-Seren

You want a copy of the photo of him in white basque and stockings???
:lol: :lol:

I'd turn straight to see that pic! :shock:
erm . . . it was a little pink pair of Jxxx'x knickers when i met him? over the trousers if i recall? ((( hey, it was still early? he might have lost the jeans later on? :? )))
anyways, back on topic . . . . so he don't really have a throbbing engine between his legs then? dunno

n x x x ;)