Quote by Hillfolk
After all those years of happy marriage it comes down to this?. Have you considered flowers or chocolates, just a thought.
I think lube would work better
How would you like a dozen roses stuffed up your arse :shock:
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wife's anal virginity
Quote by PoloLady
After all those years of happy marriage it comes down to this?. Have you considered flowers or chocolates, just a thought.
I think lube would work better
How would you like a dozen roses stuffed up your arse :shock:
Thanks Pl. There goes another coffee all over my moniter 
Quote by da69ve
im just having a little difficulty in reconcilling the phrases "
"the ultimate in presents" and .. "take her anal virginity"............ i mean what the feck is that all about?
id have thought that the ultimate in presents for 24 years of marriage was a trip on the Queen Mary or something..... a new car......... or a diamond ring..............
i suppose it could have been worse... you could be putting an ad up in the LMU for someone to take her anal virginity for her.........
i think he's been reading too much Escort and Razzle!
:giggle: :giggle:awww get the poor guy to have a giggle at this...
Quote by redpantherman
im just having a little difficulty in reconcilling the phrases "
"the ultimate in presents" and .. "take her anal virginity"............ i mean what the feck is that all about?
id have thought that the ultimate in presents for 24 years of marriage was a trip on the Queen Mary or something..... a new car......... or a diamond ring..............
i suppose it could have been worse... you could be putting an ad up in the LMU for someone to take her anal virginity for her.........
i think he's been reading too much Escort and Razzle!
:giggle: :giggle:awww get the poor guy to have a giggle at this...
I definitely think he should look the word reciprocate up, and hope she didn't have the same idea for his surprise gift.
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Quote by ian4fun
It's our 24th anniversary this weekend and I want to give her the ultimate in presents...to take her anal virginity...I've researched a great deal on this topic and clearly loads of lube is a must...how can i get her to relax and accept me. She has taken my index finger before and really got off on it hugely...probably one of the best orgasms she has had for a long time...now I want to feed her bum my cock....am hoping that she'll relax fully and take me as well as probing her pussy with her fave dildo at the same time to give her the thrill of dp...any advice warmly appreciated
Who's birthday did you say it was?
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Quote by DeeCee
After all those years of happy marriage it comes down to this?. Have you considered flowers or chocolates, just a thought.
I think lube would work better
How would you like a dozen roses stuffed up your arse :shock:
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keyboard cleaner please
Quote by redpantherman
awww get the poor guy to have a giggle at this...
Quote by PoloLady
After all those years of happy marriage it comes down to this?. Have you considered flowers or chocolates, just a thought.
I think lube would work better
How would you like a dozen roses stuffed up your arse :shock:
Quote by DeeCee
im surprised Ian hasnt been back i must say......
ahh but it's not the weekend yet....he did say he would give her her
gift at the weekend. Picture the scene he unwraps his present from her and its a wonderfull engraved watch (not sure what people get each other for wedding aneversaries so stick with me) and then she unwraps hers it's a long thin oblong shapped gift ooh she exclaims feeling the wrapped gift is it a necklace in a nice box........nope he replies with a knowing grin as she unwraps the prezzie to find a bar of tallow Quote by PoloLady
After all those years of happy marriage it comes down to this?. Have you considered flowers or chocolates, just a thought.
I think lube would work better
How would you like a dozen roses stuffed up your arse :shock:
Quality Street are as good as Roses. I like the coconut ones.
